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Hurb Cherpley
@hurbcherpley.bsky.social
· Sep 11
I remember where I was on 9/11. I was getting my dick sucked in a parking lot instead of going to my job on the 92nd floor of the North Tower. Don't tell my wife. She thinks I'm dead.
Many are calling him Eric Van Goatse because of how he's showing his entire ass on the Internet.
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Many are calling him Eric Van Goatse because of how he's showing his entire ass on the Internet.
They should make a Secretary of Defense who isn't a lush.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They should make a Secretary of Defense who isn't a lush.
It used to be that you could get the flagship Google phone for $350. The Pixel 10 starts at $800.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
It used to be that you could get the flagship Google phone for $350. The Pixel 10 starts at $800.
*“That’s Bryce Youngquist” voice* That’s Bryce Youngquist.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
*“That’s Bryce Youngquist” voice* That’s Bryce Youngquist.
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Nicki Minaj joining Trump is so funny. She waited until it was certain he was pedophile and then said “now he’s in line with my values”
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Nicki Minaj joining Trump is so funny. She waited until it was certain he was pedophile and then said “now he’s in line with my values”
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shout-out to every single person you knew in high school who thought that naming it the department of homeland security was a gross fascist overture, and would ultimately come back to haunt us.
We have to dismantle the whole thing & jail everyone responsible.
x.com/DHSgov/statu...
We have to dismantle the whole thing & jail everyone responsible.
x.com/DHSgov/statu...
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
shout-out to every single person you knew in high school who thought that naming it the department of homeland security was a gross fascist overture, and would ultimately come back to haunt us.
We have to dismantle the whole thing & jail everyone responsible.
x.com/DHSgov/statu...
We have to dismantle the whole thing & jail everyone responsible.
x.com/DHSgov/statu...
Holy shit, lol
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Holy shit, lol
Many are calling it the most correct take on the Internet.
Biles never should’ve apologized.
Gaines and maia poet would later go on one of the most egregious badgerings of a child sexual assault victim w Simone biles, following her defense of trans youth even after biles acquiesced at the urging of her tone deaf comms people
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Many are calling it the most correct take on the Internet.
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Who up sending pics of their butthole to hoarse-voiced weirdos
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Who up sending pics of their butthole to hoarse-voiced weirdos
God, I love the GameCube. A perfect rebound after the piece of shit Nintendo 64.
Happy 24th Birthday, Game Cube! Making its way outside Japan to the USA in November 2001!
Let's celebrate with some GCN eye-candy: very high resolution and quality from a press disc.
What games would you recommend to someone wanting to get into its library, peeps? What are your faves?
Let's celebrate with some GCN eye-candy: very high resolution and quality from a press disc.
What games would you recommend to someone wanting to get into its library, peeps? What are your faves?
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
God, I love the GameCube. A perfect rebound after the piece of shit Nintendo 64.
Hell yeah baby, I grab a Pizza King stromboli every time I go home.
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hell yeah baby, I grab a Pizza King stromboli every time I go home.
I'd like to believe the whole "Trump sucked off Bill Clinton" thing, but it really seems to be hinging on the idea that Donald Trump would perform any sex act that didn't immediately result in Donald Trump cumming.
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'd like to believe the whole "Trump sucked off Bill Clinton" thing, but it really seems to be hinging on the idea that Donald Trump would perform any sex act that didn't immediately result in Donald Trump cumming.
More like Final Fantasy $8.
FINAL FANTASY VIII Remastered is $7.99 on US eShop buff.ly/HsOfxmb
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
More like Final Fantasy $8.
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trending: Zelda Movie
me, a genius: Zelda video game, actually
me, a genius: Zelda video game, actually
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
trending: Zelda Movie
me, a genius: Zelda video game, actually
me, a genius: Zelda video game, actually
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“Oh he was an insatiable intellect, equally haunted yet joyful” and then the actual quote from she gives from RFK will be like “ughhh uck ya baby my dicky is hungy”
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“Oh he was an insatiable intellect, equally haunted yet joyful” and then the actual quote from she gives from RFK will be like “ughhh uck ya baby my dicky is hungy”
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She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get sucky
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get sucky
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get sucky
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get sucky
I'm not the first to make this observation, but "I fell in love with RFK Jr's brain" is much more damning than "I fucked RFK Jr."
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'm not the first to make this observation, but "I fell in love with RFK Jr's brain" is much more damning than "I fucked RFK Jr."
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"Worm Drive Circular Saw"? uhhh. no. worm drive apple car
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"Worm Drive Circular Saw"? uhhh. no. worm drive apple car
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Trump Immediately violating budget negotiations, really smart move caving to him lol
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Trump administration will require SNAP participants to reapply for benefits
Food aid recipients are already required to recertify their information regularly. But the move is part of USDA chief Brooke Rollins’ effort to overhaul the program.
www.politico.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Trump Immediately violating budget negotiations, really smart move caving to him lol
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Well, clearly a writer for the Catholic League isn't going to have a problem with child molestation.
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Well, clearly a writer for the Catholic League isn't going to have a problem with child molestation.
“Making up shit Jesus didn’t say” is just evangelism.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“Making up shit Jesus didn’t say” is just evangelism.
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It had been bugging me but the penny finally dropped. I now know who he looks like.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It had been bugging me but the penny finally dropped. I now know who he looks like.
