Excuse me, he’s a monster because he’s Australian.
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Excuse me, he’s a monster because he’s Australian.
Yeah, I don’t make a twelve-pound bird every week, but I eat enough turkey sandwiches to realize the flaw in that logic.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Yeah, I don’t make a twelve-pound bird every week, but I eat enough turkey sandwiches to realize the flaw in that logic.
My seven-year-old dropped a Draw Four on me right after I called Uno in Uno while I was holding a card in the color in play. Absolutely brutal shit coming from kids these days.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My seven-year-old dropped a Draw Four on me right after I called Uno in Uno while I was holding a card in the color in play. Absolutely brutal shit coming from kids these days.
Turkey dark meat is some of the best food I’ll eat all year.
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Turkey dark meat is some of the best food I’ll eat all year.
The Rescuers Six Feet Under
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The Rescuers Six Feet Under
Also, it’s almost unthinkable that no one at Twitter tried to tell him that this would happen, but he definitely knew better than the people on the ground.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Also, it’s almost unthinkable that no one at Twitter tried to tell him that this would happen, but he definitely knew better than the people on the ground.
I think Elon genuinely thought everyone on the right was American and everyone on the left was a bot, on account of him being extremely stupid.
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I think Elon genuinely thought everyone on the right was American and everyone on the left was a bot, on account of him being extremely stupid.
God, I wish I could forget.
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
God, I wish I could forget.
Lol, no big deal!
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Lol, no big deal!
BRB, reinventing the bathroom stall in a way that will bankrupt every non-chain restaurant in the country.
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
BRB, reinventing the bathroom stall in a way that will bankrupt every non-chain restaurant in the country.
I am, of course, Sgt. Chowdown, posting from beyond the grave.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I am, of course, Sgt. Chowdown, posting from beyond the grave.
If you give me money before midnight tonight, I can match it eight times!
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If you give me money before midnight tonight, I can match it eight times!
I don't think *he* was an anti-semite.
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I don't think *he* was an anti-semite.
I feel like they really missed an opportunity in not having Nick Cannon play the Richard Dawson role.
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I feel like they really missed an opportunity in not having Nick Cannon play the Richard Dawson role.
Yeah, they turned...
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November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Yeah, they turned...
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Riley Gaines grew up in Tennessee and went to college in Kentucky, neither of which are in the Midwest.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Riley Gaines grew up in Tennessee and went to college in Kentucky, neither of which are in the Midwest.
Well, unlike you, I actually grew up in the Midwest, and not only did I take a civics course in high school, I also took Geography, so I know that Tennessee and Kentucky are not part of the Midwest.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Well, unlike you, I actually grew up in the Midwest, and not only did I take a civics course in high school, I also took Geography, so I know that Tennessee and Kentucky are not part of the Midwest.
It's like an Always Sunny title card.
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's like an Always Sunny title card.