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Hurb Cherpley
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I remember where I was on 9/11. I was getting my dick sucked in a parking lot instead of going to my job on the 92nd floor of the North Tower. Don't tell my wife. She thinks I'm dead.
These people love to talk about history, which conveniently ended in 1947.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I will personally canvass for any Democratic presidential candidate who promises to deliver Pete Hegseth to The Hague.
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I can only get so hard, Tony
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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8-bit mirrorshades and synthwave dreams...

📺: We Are The Anomaly, Extend+Genesis Project, 2025 (C64 composite)
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Who's gonna do for Pete Hegseth what Hegseth did for Eddie Gallagher?
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Love my four bedroom/seven bathroom house where one of the bedrooms is also a bathroom.
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Easy. Borgnine.
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.

I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It’s fun to think about how little the guy from Harvey Danger looks like he sounds.
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Oh, hey, this dummy is at it again.
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Final Fantasy XV was so close to being an all-timer, but the combat system was just total garbo.
Celebrating 9 years since we first drove off into the horizon on an unforgettable road trip in Final Fantasy XV.

What was the best recipe you made on this journey?
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Kandagawa-san turning up like a bad penny to ruin Iron Chef Michiba’s day
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hell yeah, this game whips
Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess is $29.99 on US eShop buff.ly/PSTs9im
US PSN buff.ly/nSx6fc2
XBL buff.ly/3U5gMN0
(Steam) $24.31 Fanatical w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/ehWnLpR
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This rules because it accidentally reveals that CEOs have a 30-hour workweek.
it’s this shit over and over again:
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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@cia like what you see???
Easy To Use Map Of South America
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Many are calling him Eric Van Goatse because of how he's showing his entire ass on the Internet.
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.

I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.

Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
They should make a Secretary of Defense who isn't a lush.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It used to be that you could get the flagship Google phone for $350. The Pixel 10 starts at $800.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
*“That’s Bryce Youngquist” voice* That’s Bryce Youngquist.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Nicki Minaj joining Trump is so funny. She waited until it was certain he was pedophile and then said “now he’s in line with my values”
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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shout-out to every single person you knew in high school who thought that naming it the department of homeland security was a gross fascist overture, and would ultimately come back to haunt us.

We have to dismantle the whole thing & jail everyone responsible.

x.com/DHSgov/statu...
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Holy shit, lol
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Many are calling it the most correct take on the Internet.
Biles never should’ve apologized.
Gaines and maia poet would later go on one of the most egregious badgerings of a child sexual assault victim w Simone biles, following her defense of trans youth even after biles acquiesced at the urging of her tone deaf comms people
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Who up sending pics of their butthole to hoarse-voiced weirdos
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
God, I love the GameCube. A perfect rebound after the piece of shit Nintendo 64.
Happy 24th Birthday, Game Cube! Making its way outside Japan to the USA in November 2001!

Let's celebrate with some GCN eye-candy: very high resolution and quality from a press disc.

What games would you recommend to someone wanting to get into its library, peeps? What are your faves?
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM