Simon
@hungryhatter.bsky.social
I was born at a very early age and now I'm here. Some things happened in between, but they're probably not important.
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In the wake of all the news coming out of the US and the amount of shouting at the TV I've done, I thought everyone else might benefit from one of my favourite photos from 2017 to break up the doom scrolling.
I cannot fix the big things, so here's a small thing.
I cannot fix the big things, so here's a small thing.
January 3, 2026 at 10:10 AM
In the wake of all the news coming out of the US and the amount of shouting at the TV I've done, I thought everyone else might benefit from one of my favourite photos from 2017 to break up the doom scrolling.
I cannot fix the big things, so here's a small thing.
I cannot fix the big things, so here's a small thing.
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The Second Doctor was the king of wrapping quality burns in compliment-patterned paper.
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The Second Doctor was the king of wrapping quality burns in compliment-patterned paper.
Vader says stormtroopers won't have to be stationed in Cloud City if Lando Calrissian "does what we want".
Trump says U.S. troops won't have to be stationed in Venezuela if Maduro's VP, Delcy Rodriguez, "does what we want" - NYP
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Vader says stormtroopers won't have to be stationed in Cloud City if Lando Calrissian "does what we want".
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Can we just skip forward to the bit where we are dancing with the ewoks?
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Can we just skip forward to the bit where we are dancing with the ewoks?
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I would like to live in precedented times. You know, where the things that keep happening aren’t weird, gobsmacking and terrifying.
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I would like to live in precedented times. You know, where the things that keep happening aren’t weird, gobsmacking and terrifying.
The man who delivered one of the greatest lines in Doctor Who - "Please do not throw hands at me." Sad news.
Sad news: Gregory de Polnay, Dixon of Dock Green regular and the incomparable D84 in Doctor Who’s Robots of Death has died aged 82. He was a lovely man and an excellent actor and renowned drama teacher.
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The man who delivered one of the greatest lines in Doctor Who - "Please do not throw hands at me." Sad news.
If he seriously wants Hegseth to have a go at running any country beyond one in Sid Meier's Civilization that proves beyond any doubt there are more gaping holes in Trump's mind than a Doctor Who season finale.
Trump says he’s “designating people” to run Venezuela
Says “the people behind me” will be running Venezuela
Ie Rubio, Hegseth and the US military
It could hardly be more imperial…
Says “the people behind me” will be running Venezuela
Ie Rubio, Hegseth and the US military
It could hardly be more imperial…
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
If he seriously wants Hegseth to have a go at running any country beyond one in Sid Meier's Civilization that proves beyond any doubt there are more gaping holes in Trump's mind than a Doctor Who season finale.
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I have annexed
The country
Whose resources
I wanted
And which you
Were probably
Hoping
I could identify a giraffe
It was the best clock
Anybody drew
I like McDonald's
Hey look, a bird
The country
Whose resources
I wanted
And which you
Were probably
Hoping
I could identify a giraffe
It was the best clock
Anybody drew
I like McDonald's
Hey look, a bird
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I have annexed
The country
Whose resources
I wanted
And which you
Were probably
Hoping
I could identify a giraffe
It was the best clock
Anybody drew
I like McDonald's
Hey look, a bird
The country
Whose resources
I wanted
And which you
Were probably
Hoping
I could identify a giraffe
It was the best clock
Anybody drew
I like McDonald's
Hey look, a bird
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
Emergency kittens, ready to spring into inaction at a moment's notice.
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Emergency kittens, ready to spring into inaction at a moment's notice.
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Trump just announces the US will be running Venezuela now, until the can do a "safe, proper, and judicious" transfer of power. Announcing an occupation before you've occupied a country is a new one.
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Trump just announces the US will be running Venezuela now, until the can do a "safe, proper, and judicious" transfer of power. Announcing an occupation before you've occupied a country is a new one.
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Instead of everybody making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize, maybe we could boycott the World Cup?
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Instead of everybody making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize, maybe we could boycott the World Cup?
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live rolling news was a mistake
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 AM
live rolling news was a mistake
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
There's a special place in Hell reserved for Donald Trump, but right now a special place in The Hague needs to be reserved for him and all his warmongering associates.
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 AM
There's a special place in Hell reserved for Donald Trump, but right now a special place in The Hague needs to be reserved for him and all his warmongering associates.
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fucken what
WTF?!
“Donald Trump has confirmed that Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has been captured and flown out of the country along with his wife.”
“Donald Trump has confirmed that Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has been captured and flown out of the country along with his wife.”
Venezuela latest: Explosions heard in capital of Caracas - as Maduro accuses US of attack
Explosions have been heard in Venezuela's capital of Caracas. It comes after repeated threats of land operations by Donald Trump amid efforts to pressure President Nicolas Maduro to leave office. We'...
news.sky.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
fucken what
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George Martin would have been 100 today. Here he is characteristically being both musical and stylish.
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 AM
George Martin would have been 100 today. Here he is characteristically being both musical and stylish.
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At least Woodrow Wilson’s notion of a League of Nations did not involve the United States bombing each country in turn and then claiming a FIFA peace prize.
January 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
At least Woodrow Wilson’s notion of a League of Nations did not involve the United States bombing each country in turn and then claiming a FIFA peace prize.
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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This has to be one of those images from B3ta where the subject's face is shrunk but the head remains the same size.
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
This has to be one of those images from B3ta where the subject's face is shrunk but the head remains the same size.
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Why can’t she use tinsel?
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Why can’t she use tinsel?
Well, this is aging beautifully.
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Well, this is aging beautifully.
Hello, I'm Simon and this is my toaster.
Hi, I'm a large metal tent peg, a marquee frame, and possibly a tree during Storm Katie at Hever Castle in 2016
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Hello, I'm Simon and this is my toaster.