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Simon
@hungryhatter.bsky.social
I was born at a very early age and now I'm here. Some things happened in between, but they're probably not important.
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Also - Robin Friday:
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"Gesundheit."
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I feel I ought to update my #proofofcat credentials with an up-to-date photograph, so here are Finley and Paiten making full use of a Kallax cubbyhole.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hugely underrated single, and the B-side was so good it became the A-side on the third 12".
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
He's on his way as we speak.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
"If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. They'll have to be rewritten."
"What'll they say?"
"They'll quite simply say the OBR leaked the Budget. Everything else will be a footnote."
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Finley (the ginger gentleman cuddling his sister Paiten) brought in a complete slice of pizza, then went straight back outside and returned with a second slice. Up to that point, unquestionably the happiest night of his life.
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
She's pouring like that because the Police Squad! theme tune started playing.
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I know just the people to sort that thing out.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
KNOW YOUR POP STARS:

Left - the first to go do a LIPA
Right - the first to be Dua Lipa
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Close enough.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I loved Pony's first kits for us. If the club bring these back I'll be very happy to lob some coins in their till.
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Well, that's Tron ruined for me forever. THANKS, THE FUTURE.
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
A Meccano set and these bad boys and Stop The Cavalry alternating with Super Trouper on the radio - that's the Christmas 1980 that I go back to when I hear it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Read this tweet, got a little worried so I checked. Windows is as it should be, at least as far as I know... *phew*
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"Do you find it risible when I say the name Georgius Buggerers?"
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Plucked four out of the shelves at random and as you can see, I only buy the very best.
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
How Finley and Paiten see themselves jumping up onto the foot of the bed and strolling all the way up to greet me in the mornings.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
That's OK Finley, you make yourself comfy, I won't need my wallet or keyboard for a while anyway.
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I don't know designed this poster, but it's been done better before.
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Well now, this'll keep me going for a while. Thanks, delivery driver. Thelivery driver.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The St Paul's Cathedral that appears in the Thames ident is *filthy*. I remembered when they restored the cathedral and for a while it just looked wrong to me because it wasn't black and grey.
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Roxie had just turned 18 when she died suddenly in June. I have two young kittens now and I adore them and they me, but there will always be a patchwork-cat-shaped hole in my heart - she was magnificent.
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM