Simon
@hungryhatter.bsky.social
I was born at a very early age and now I'm here. Some things happened in between, but they're probably not important.
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“I bring you fun”
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
“I bring you fun”
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
If he attempted the Krypton Factor assault course, you could accurately time him with a calendar.
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If he attempted the Krypton Factor assault course, you could accurately time him with a calendar.
Cat review #8: Dr Strangelove. Finley wasn't interested at all, maybe he doesn't like black and white movies. Need to work on that. Paiten sat with me for a good portion of the movie and enjoyed the shootout at Burpelson Air Force Base, the weirdo. Finley 0/10, Paiten 5/10.
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Cat review #8: Dr Strangelove. Finley wasn't interested at all, maybe he doesn't like black and white movies. Need to work on that. Paiten sat with me for a good portion of the movie and enjoyed the shootout at Burpelson Air Force Base, the weirdo. Finley 0/10, Paiten 5/10.
It looks like a furious duck wearing a scarf.
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It looks like a furious duck wearing a scarf.
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That Fawlty Towers Buffet suddenly looking appealing
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
That Fawlty Towers Buffet suddenly looking appealing
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
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Gonna tell my grands kids this was Florence and the machine
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Gonna tell my grands kids this was Florence and the machine
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This is an important story but VERY CONFUSING for British people
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is an important story but VERY CONFUSING for British people
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Turkmenistan President Serdar Berdimuhamedov and his unfeasibly smooth neck still not realising that you should never be allowed to be photographed holding something up. Yet here we are.
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Turkmenistan President Serdar Berdimuhamedov and his unfeasibly smooth neck still not realising that you should never be allowed to be photographed holding something up. Yet here we are.
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Really looking forward to having to prove my sex repeatedly in a restaurant, in the event I want to do something outrageous like order food or go to the lav
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Really looking forward to having to prove my sex repeatedly in a restaurant, in the event I want to do something outrageous like order food or go to the lav
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Someone told me that the FIFA ‘peace prize’ has been named the Bellend d’Or.
Perfect.
Perfect.
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Someone told me that the FIFA ‘peace prize’ has been named the Bellend d’Or.
Perfect.
Perfect.
My kittens, adorable little murderfloofs that they are, actually predate Paramount Skydance's merger. You can't tell me that the company has got anywhere near sorting out the post-merger shakedown, so if they bought Warner Bros on top the result would be a) calamitous and b) hilarious.
BREAKING: Paramount Skydance has launched a hostile bid to buy Warner Bros. Discovery.
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My kittens, adorable little murderfloofs that they are, actually predate Paramount Skydance's merger. You can't tell me that the company has got anywhere near sorting out the post-merger shakedown, so if they bought Warner Bros on top the result would be a) calamitous and b) hilarious.
When I had my Spectrum+ I was pretty good at writing in BASIC. When I got my first PC I was over the moon to find MS-DOS had QBASIC, which I thought was the same thing. Reader, it was not and that was the end of that.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
When I was a security guard 40+ years ago, a number of posts had manual elevators. I got very good at getting the elevator to line up perfectly with the floor at which I wanted to exist.
When I was a security guard 40+ years ago, a number of posts had manual elevators. I got very good at getting the elevator to line up perfectly with the floor at which I wanted to exist.
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
When I had my Spectrum+ I was pretty good at writing in BASIC. When I got my first PC I was over the moon to find MS-DOS had QBASIC, which I thought was the same thing. Reader, it was not and that was the end of that.
I see Blur actually stuck to their guns on the new design... and they really shouldn't have.
JUST IN! 'The Great Escape (30th Anniversary Edition)' by Blur
Blur’s expansive follow up to ‘Parklife’ returns with an updated gatefold sleeve and inners.
www.normanrecords.com/records/2114...
Blur’s expansive follow up to ‘Parklife’ returns with an updated gatefold sleeve and inners.
www.normanrecords.com/records/2114...
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I see Blur actually stuck to their guns on the new design... and they really shouldn't have.
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
And now some of our overseas-based Blueskyers are going to think Bough rhymes with bow. Oh, the confusion.
Dec, Stu Hall with Bough and Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la...
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
And now some of our overseas-based Blueskyers are going to think Bough rhymes with bow. Oh, the confusion.
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Christmas in The Village.
From this day in 2016.
From this day in 2016.
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Christmas in The Village.
From this day in 2016.
From this day in 2016.
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I was once in a small Soho members club where Richard Littlejohn brought his staff for their weekly drinks, he also forced them all to listen and laugh as he read his latest column to them in its entirety, one of the most humiliating spectacles I have ever witnessed
Hello, I need the worst Christmas special you have. No that's too bad
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I was once in a small Soho members club where Richard Littlejohn brought his staff for their weekly drinks, he also forced them all to listen and laugh as he read his latest column to them in its entirety, one of the most humiliating spectacles I have ever witnessed
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How could you run out of these with Christmas coming?
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
How could you run out of these with Christmas coming?
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Bram Soaker
Storm Bram to bring 90mph gusts and heavy rain across Scotland
Storm Bram to bring 90mph gusts and heavy rain across Scotland
The strongest gusts are due over north-west Scotland, but bad weather has also been forecast more widely.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Bram Soaker
"And the 1% of gargoyles, who did NOT look like Bob Todd..."
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
"And the 1% of gargoyles, who did NOT look like Bob Todd..."
Remember when Luton got promoted to the Premier League and the armchair experts (and a good morning to you, Garth Crooks) said we'd smash Derby's points tally? He didn't manage to do it with us, but maybe Rob Edwards will get that record after all. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Wolves: Worse than Derby? Can Wolves avoid the unwanted Premier League record?
Wolves have had a nightmare start to the Premier League season but can they avoid Derby's unwanted record?
www.bbc.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Remember when Luton got promoted to the Premier League and the armchair experts (and a good morning to you, Garth Crooks) said we'd smash Derby's points tally? He didn't manage to do it with us, but maybe Rob Edwards will get that record after all. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Good news for people who like to hemorrhage money in a place that looks like a cross between a motorway service station and a leisure centre.
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Good news for people who like to hemorrhage money in a place that looks like a cross between a motorway service station and a leisure centre.
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Also worth noting here are the replies to this of people who've had a similar belief trajectory, I find them quite heartening
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Also worth noting here are the replies to this of people who've had a similar belief trajectory, I find them quite heartening
Dave's surrendered to AI. Don't be like Dave.
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Dave's surrendered to AI. Don't be like Dave.