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this is a FUNKOPOP-FREE ZONE!

check out "Mitch's Tiki Hut" on twitch.
also check out the "Yes Michigan Podcast" on your favorite podcatcher
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i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results

that human element elevates the work
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
holy shit it's the ketchup slices from yks
P.J. Squares (2001-circa 2004): A line of square "slices" of peanut butter and jelly, individually wrapped like Kraft singles. Meant to make it easier for kids to make their own sandwiches--simply unwrap and slap on some bread. Available in either strawberry or grape. Primarily sold in the Midwest
December 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"Mitch's Tiki Hut" is live!!!

Today we make Trader Vic's Egg Nog. 3 oz of rum along with an egg and 4 oz of milk will probably mean some tummy trouble for ol mitch. But I love the tiki hut fans so much!

Also, NEW GLASSES REVEAL!

then game show games and whatnot

twitch.tv/howintensive
December 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm having a friggin beer at the dang store

(new glasses NOT pictured since they will be revealed on tonight's episode of "Mitch's Tiki Hut")
December 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
these are the kind of "family values" my campaign stands for
Here's a neat little sports x food crossover!

In 1999, Pizza Hut teamed up with The Buffalo News to offer a "Buffalo Sabres Family Value Night." For $69.95 you received:

-4 tickets to a Sabres game
-2 souvenir pucks
-A free large one-topping pizza, family order of breadsticks, and 4 soft drinks
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
saw some elvises and rode the high wheel yesterday
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
it's a tiki hut monday. time to see if trader vic will haunt me from the grave
TOMORROW. it's "Monday Night Mitch's Tiki Hut"

I'm making EGG NOG according to the Trader Vic recipe. If I get sick, then so be it.
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
TOMORROW. it's "Monday Night Mitch's Tiki Hut"

I'm making EGG NOG according to the Trader Vic recipe. If I get sick, then so be it.
December 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i don't know
Which legendary artist do you think would have had the best TikTok if they were 20 years old today?
December 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i don't know
What was a huge trend everyone forgot about?
December 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I’d be so much more productive if I didn’t have access to really cool weather layers to toggle through on days like today.

This is just stunning, look at the solid and seemingly tornado-spawning front across Illinois at the moment

bsky.app/profile/upbe...
December 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Gonna be honest I don't think r/soupenthusiasts is the place for you if you're asking stupid questions like this. Maybe try r/lilsoupbabies
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
@suss2hyphens.bsky.social

Toledo, MICHIGAN
December 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
punk rock whirlpool @thesloppyboys.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i remember being able to easily and safely switch out CD's in my 2005 lesabre without taking my eyes off the road. now i have to look over to a screen to change anything with audio
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Brigitte Bardot has died. Bob Dylan and Bernhard Goetz remain the two potential heirs to the We Didn’t Start The Fire tontine
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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A ProPublica investigation has revealed that the LiMu Emu and Doug have a shocking history of excessive force complaints
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Sinatra has gone woke
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Stuff like this is low-key one of the most brain scorching things about parenting right now
They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it.

Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
i have been hiccuping a lot tonight. i need the bolsonaro surgery
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
this says so much about society....
December 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i hope all my 32+ male followers had a very merry house slipper christmas
December 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Pat Fitz baby life is about learning absolutely nothing and then doubling down on all that nothing
December 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM