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this is a FUNKOPOP-FREE ZONE!

check out "Mitch's Tiki Hut" on twitch.
also check out the "Yes Michigan Podcast" on your favorite podcatcher
they say that if you see the joker more than five times in the movie theatres, it changes you. they say it gives you an affliction, like stigmata but worse
February 19, 2026 at 3:24 AM
wow!!! once ai stops making decisions that would get any human employee immediately fired, it'll be ready to run entire businesses!!
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
people largely use ai so they can spend more time on their phones
worst thing about uni students using AI for essays is that they don't even seem to be doing it so they can spend more time in the club, I'd have marginally more respect for them if their goal was to maximise their partying time, what are they even doing with the time AI frees up for them
February 18, 2026 at 12:59 PM
looks like baby yoda is headed to the not so baby sized silver screen
February 18, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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The left tried for decades to pass green energy subsidies, passed them, the subsidies worked, and now literally the entire planet's electricity grid is going to convert to solar+battery. It just doesn't feel like "tech" because it mostly produces kinda boring blue collar jobs instead of billionaires
February 18, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Be sure to recycle that Pączki box today! (but please knock out the powder sugar first)
February 17, 2026 at 9:41 PM
it's always two morons going exactlyyyy
there’s a whole different America out there posting on Threads
February 17, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is
February 17, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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Searching for random stuff in the Epstein Files and I need to know more about this fart machine.
February 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Thinking about everyone in Minnesota I know who has dug into the couch cushions to make sure their neighbors can stay fed, housed, and get the legal support they need, and then there’s these bastards
pretty stunning chart
February 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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that's the stuff
February 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
one of my all time favorites
February 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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our CFO (Chief Fact Officer) informs us that Black Forest is chocolate frosting with a cherry center and is very good.
@lansingmifacts.com Serious question: Did QD rebrand prune as 'Black Forest?' Prune is the best, but suffers stigma. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
i stopped reading after it opened with this
February 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
god i need a quick bite of content
February 16, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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in the new ep, @howintensive.bsky.social and I go deep on the paczki, a filled, deep-fried Polish donut that is traditionally eaten before Lent in Michigan. thanks to @jordanhass.com and @elmeroserg.bsky.social for your wonderful questions!
open.spotify.com/episode/0Myl...
Yes! Michigan! Episode 10 - Paczki Driver
open.spotify.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
all done my aldis
February 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Curling
Bisbee, ND
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
i forgot to post my favorite valentines day song yesterday (was busy building the lego aldis) so i'm gonna post it now

youtu.be/7vtORVS2c78?...
Howell Dawdy "I Got You A Shirt" OFFICIAL VIDEO
YouTube video by FesteBurg Productioning
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM