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this is a FUNKOPOP-FREE ZONE!
check out "Mitch's Tiki Hut" on twitch.
check out "Mitch's Tiki Hut" on twitch.
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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I’m gonna say it again www.usacurling.org/find-a-club
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m gonna say it again www.usacurling.org/find-a-club
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Every ad now: Our legal department wants us DEAD! Our bosses said it’s, “into the wood chipper” with us! The shareholders’ hunting dogs are nipping at our blistered heels! Because guess what: we’ve just made our leggings TOO SOFT!
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Every ad now: Our legal department wants us DEAD! Our bosses said it’s, “into the wood chipper” with us! The shareholders’ hunting dogs are nipping at our blistered heels! Because guess what: we’ve just made our leggings TOO SOFT!
ONCE AGAIN board games take the spotlight while EXTREMELY deserving toys like the pogo stick, trampoline, RC cars, care bears, and the hobby horse LANGUISH on the outside looking in
Not food-related but important news! Congrats to the newest inductees to the National Toy Hall of Fame (right here in beautiful Rochester, NY) for 2025:
-Trivial Pursuit
-Battleship
-Slime
-Trivial Pursuit
-Battleship
-Slime
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
ONCE AGAIN board games take the spotlight while EXTREMELY deserving toys like the pogo stick, trampoline, RC cars, care bears, and the hobby horse LANGUISH on the outside looking in
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
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It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
i am constantly reminding my students in my middle school science classes that everything i show them is real. nothing is ai-generated because i wouldn't lie to them
I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i am constantly reminding my students in my middle school science classes that everything i show them is real. nothing is ai-generated because i wouldn't lie to them
the end is near.
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the end is near.
i didn't see a single david s pumpkins reference this entire october. our long national nightmare is over.
that sketch sucked so much and ive hated it since the day it came out
that sketch sucked so much and ive hated it since the day it came out
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
i didn't see a single david s pumpkins reference this entire october. our long national nightmare is over.
that sketch sucked so much and ive hated it since the day it came out
that sketch sucked so much and ive hated it since the day it came out
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“Yo Cecil, I’m breaking the fuck out of this platypusary!!!
— Penelope (probably)
— Penelope (probably)
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“Yo Cecil, I’m breaking the fuck out of this platypusary!!!
— Penelope (probably)
— Penelope (probably)
we are living in an age of unprecedented tyranny
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
we are living in an age of unprecedented tyranny
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Darth Dew (2005-2005): A dark purple, grape-flavored Slurpee (essentially Mtn Pitch Black in Slurpee form), sold in collectible Star Wars cups, each featuring Darth Vader's head on top. Released to promote "Star Wars: Episode III"
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Darth Dew (2005-2005): A dark purple, grape-flavored Slurpee (essentially Mtn Pitch Black in Slurpee form), sold in collectible Star Wars cups, each featuring Darth Vader's head on top. Released to promote "Star Wars: Episode III"
thank god canadians don't call it "maths"
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
thank god canadians don't call it "maths"
the balls are back the balls are back the balls are back and they're gonna be round
Hey @lansingmifacts.com, just saw the Big Red Balls heading downtown. 🔴❄️
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
the balls are back the balls are back the balls are back and they're gonna be round
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i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
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Lucky for you my lazy ass also kept the scoops and they're different in several suspicious ways.
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Lucky for you my lazy ass also kept the scoops and they're different in several suspicious ways.
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she's still in there today, thanking her god i bought wholesale necco wafers
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
she's still in there today, thanking her god i bought wholesale necco wafers
clouds can be real pretty sometimes
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
clouds can be real pretty sometimes
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Simply banking on being a "good enough" alternative in 2026 and 2028 might get the democrats back into power but without any meaningful change after that point, the end result is going to be frustrated sentiment pingponging back,to the effect of someone like Nick Fuentes being president in 2033.
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Simply banking on being a "good enough" alternative in 2026 and 2028 might get the democrats back into power but without any meaningful change after that point, the end result is going to be frustrated sentiment pingponging back,to the effect of someone like Nick Fuentes being president in 2033.
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the m&ms store in times square just did a controlled demolition. they'd rather blow the place up with dynamite than let socialists control all that chocolate
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
the m&ms store in times square just did a controlled demolition. they'd rather blow the place up with dynamite than let socialists control all that chocolate