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Chris Hewitt
@chewey.bsky.social
Lanstronaut, Spartan, & semi-professional canoe racer
Working in the environmental sector with republicans in charge is so exhausting. It’s like playing a board game with a toddler who constantly changes the rules.
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I feel like I jinxed this team. Started following them a few years ago and it’s been nothing but relegations, administration, and now flirting with being out of the league.
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Playing 3 on 3 OT for the gold is an affront to the hockey gods.
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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It is time for the Super Bowl of recycling! Every item you recycle on campus now through March 28 helps score points for MSU.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
POUR IT ON.
Score! Tiernan Shoudy from Tommi and Jurecki!

Fourth line fun!

4-0 MSU, under 14 left in the second.
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The drone camera in the luge track made me irrationally giddy #olympics
February 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Freakin love the Winter Olympics.
February 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
No worries, Vegas will totally find a roster spot for him.
February 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
How that OT felt
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
You can read all the parenting books but they will never prepare you for the late night questions like, “Would a python follow a human into a grocery store?”
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
January 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Busted out the retro Gruff Sparty tonight.
January 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Eggo waffles must always be eaten in pairs.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Ending 2025 with the best hiking partner by my side.
December 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
How it feels to crash while sledding now as a parent
December 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
First the Tigers hit the Trump dance & tanked their season and then the Lions. @detroitredwings.bsky.social for the love of god…
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
LFG 🐙
December 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
December 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Today is the last sales day of 2025! Thank you all for a great year and we will see you on January 9th, 2026!
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
What a W. 🐙
December 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Being a parent is awesome because you can influence their musical taste, and that’s how you get a kindergartener walking around telling people their favorite album is Plans by @deathcabforcutie.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Absolutely massive 3 pts today for those who follow the fourth tier of Scottish soccer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
A brave and determined first half performance sees us two ahead 👊
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My wood floors are now scuffed from knee hockey sticks, and honestly, that shit rocks.
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I want to start a petition to make this the jersey matchup every time MSU & UofM play.
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Another lovely evening at Munn
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM