Chris Hewitt
@chewey.bsky.social
Lanstronaut, Spartan, & semi-professional canoe racer
Who ever thought to make the Bluey episode ‘Cricket’ into a fun kids book for parents to read is a bastard.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Who ever thought to make the Bluey episode ‘Cricket’ into a fun kids book for parents to read is a bastard.
Dan Campbell with the glasses on the sidelines
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Dan Campbell with the glasses on the sidelines
How it feels to sit back and watch your team get the sweep.
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
How it feels to sit back and watch your team get the sweep.
MSU football can’t hurt me out here.
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
MSU football can’t hurt me out here.
Of course you think this is all a big video game, you’re twelve!
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Of course you think this is all a big video game, you’re twelve!
Hey MSU, can we like not be an embarrassment for once?
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hey MSU, can we like not be an embarrassment for once?
It’s calling to me like the Green Goblin mask
October 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It’s calling to me like the Green Goblin mask
Ended the season with more goals than pulled muscles, which is all you can ask for at 35.
October 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ended the season with more goals than pulled muscles, which is all you can ask for at 35.
Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t play football
October 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t play football
This is what the Tigers deserve for doing that dumb fucking dance
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This is what the Tigers deserve for doing that dumb fucking dance
Going to use this chance to finally read Little Women
September 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Going to use this chance to finally read Little Women
11:14pm and MSU vs USC is finally kicking off
September 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
11:14pm and MSU vs USC is finally kicking off
Screw it, if I’m staying up this late for MSU/USC, I’m busting out the 1988 Rosebowl ticket chair.
September 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Screw it, if I’m staying up this late for MSU/USC, I’m busting out the 1988 Rosebowl ticket chair.
Did you know that during WW2, Nazi POWs in the south were allowed to dine in local restaurants but black American soldiers were not? If history makes you uncomfortable, you need to change because history doesn’t.
August 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Did you know that during WW2, Nazi POWs in the south were allowed to dine in local restaurants but black American soldiers were not? If history makes you uncomfortable, you need to change because history doesn’t.
Be sure to offer your dogs plenty of water on these hot August days.
August 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Be sure to offer your dogs plenty of water on these hot August days.
If you don’t know about the Ausable River Canoe Marathon, you’re missing out.
July 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If you don’t know about the Ausable River Canoe Marathon, you’re missing out.
Yeah it’s a nice view but if I wanted to see two rivers converge around a downtown, I would have stayed in Lansing.
July 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Yeah it’s a nice view but if I wanted to see two rivers converge around a downtown, I would have stayed in Lansing.
Only one way to end 517 Day in Lansing
May 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Only one way to end 517 Day in Lansing
First walk on campus for the puppy
May 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
First walk on campus for the puppy
Angels sang as my eyes fell upon it. It’s beautiful
May 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Angels sang as my eyes fell upon it. It’s beautiful