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138 years of parking lot jokes
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we are living in an age of unprecedented tyranny
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
we are living in an age of unprecedented tyranny
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Introducing Lansing's newest cryptid: Walmart Mothman
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Introducing Lansing's newest cryptid: Walmart Mothman
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
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sorry for #liminalspace posting on main but hey @lansingmifacts.com when are you hosting a dance at the Saginaw/Cedar QD Party Playplace?
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
sorry for #liminalspace posting on main but hey @lansingmifacts.com when are you hosting a dance at the Saginaw/Cedar QD Party Playplace?
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infrastructure is stored in the balls
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
infrastructure is stored in the balls
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
we’re hearing early reports of BALLS DAY. our investigative team will keep you updated
Hey @lansingmifacts.com, just saw the Big Red Balls heading downtown. 🔴❄️
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
we’re hearing early reports of BALLS DAY. our investigative team will keep you updated
*slaps roof* this baby can fit so many parking lot jokes and WHAT IS THAT HELICOPTER Reddit threads in it
BREAKING - A new data center could be coming soon to the capital city.
Data center proposed for Downtown Lansing would be first of its kind in US
A U.K.-based data center company has selected Lansing as the site for its first United States facility, pending city council approval.
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November 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
*slaps roof* this baby can fit so many parking lot jokes and WHAT IS THAT HELICOPTER Reddit threads in it
can't wait to hear about all the 12'+ baddies having a meet cute with folks in big penny costumes!!! are you concussed? no, that's love! (also probably a concussion)
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
can't wait to hear about all the 12'+ baddies having a meet cute with folks in big penny costumes!!! are you concussed? no, that's love! (also probably a concussion)
🔴 with Halloween in the rearview that means we're now on BALL WATCH 2025 🔴
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
🔴 with Halloween in the rearview that means we're now on BALL WATCH 2025 🔴
one great thing about the big cheese at Horrocks is it something that would get stolen by Carmen Sandiego
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
one great thing about the big cheese at Horrocks is it something that would get stolen by Carmen Sandiego
this photo smells like secondhand smoke
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
this photo smells like secondhand smoke
what is great is this is the same price per dog as Costco ($1.50)
It is Friday and the store is open until 3:30pm. Today we have these dog slippers for $3!
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
what is great is this is the same price per dog as Costco ($1.50)
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I don't know what this aesthetic is but I love it every time I see it. So, I decided to make my own. Here's an 🫒 Olive Burger Shirt 🫒 no one asked for!
The burger is from Dagwood's here in Lansing. Available in t-shirt, long sleeve, and crew neck for 2 weeks!
🛍️ www.bonfire.com/olive-burger/
The burger is from Dagwood's here in Lansing. Available in t-shirt, long sleeve, and crew neck for 2 weeks!
🛍️ www.bonfire.com/olive-burger/
Olive Burger Shirt
Grab your limited edition Olive Burger merchandise before the campaign closes. Featuring Solid White Blend Premium Unisex Tees, professionally printed in the USA.
www.bonfire.com
October 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I don't know what this aesthetic is but I love it every time I see it. So, I decided to make my own. Here's an 🫒 Olive Burger Shirt 🫒 no one asked for!
The burger is from Dagwood's here in Lansing. Available in t-shirt, long sleeve, and crew neck for 2 weeks!
🛍️ www.bonfire.com/olive-burger/
The burger is from Dagwood's here in Lansing. Available in t-shirt, long sleeve, and crew neck for 2 weeks!
🛍️ www.bonfire.com/olive-burger/
the more we think about this sign the less we're sure what IT is
October 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
the more we think about this sign the less we're sure what IT is
The Construction is a pourin'
October 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Construction is a pourin'
someone should pull a Lansing Papa John’s and open a restaurant called Sonic before the chain gets here
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
someone should pull a Lansing Papa John’s and open a restaurant called Sonic before the chain gets here
looks like Potter Park Zoo has their Halloween costume sorted out
October 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
looks like Potter Park Zoo has their Halloween costume sorted out
everyone got so worried about the giraffe so now every time they take down a noteworthy sign for repairs they gotta put it in the paper "don't worry it'll come back"
October 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
everyone got so worried about the giraffe so now every time they take down a noteworthy sign for repairs they gotta put it in the paper "don't worry it'll come back"
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C:/>cd WEATHERMASTER
C:/WEATHERMASTER> fall3000XL.exe
SYSTEM MESSAGE: FALL3000XL loaded successfully
C:/>cd WEATHERMASTER
C:/WEATHERMASTER> fall3000XL.exe
SYSTEM MESSAGE: FALL3000XL loaded successfully
October 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
C:/>
C:/>cd WEATHERMASTER
C:/WEATHERMASTER> fall3000XL.exe
SYSTEM MESSAGE: FALL3000XL loaded successfully
C:/>cd WEATHERMASTER
C:/WEATHERMASTER> fall3000XL.exe
SYSTEM MESSAGE: FALL3000XL loaded successfully
Downtown, Old Town, REO Town
Editor in chief, city editor, features editor
October 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Downtown, Old Town, REO Town
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local history connection: it’s not very well documented, but it seems like Rush’s first US gig was at a drive-in theater in Lansing
www.2112.net/powerwindows...
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Rush's First U.S. Show: North Side Drive-In, Lansing, Michigan, May 18, 1974
From the Rush Tour Archive at Power Windows
www.2112.net
October 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
local history connection: it’s not very well documented, but it seems like Rush’s first US gig was at a drive-in theater in Lansing
www.2112.net/powerwindows...
www.2112.net/powerwindows...
Introducing FACTSBOT 4000Z!
Comes preloaded with 64K of jokes about local parking lots and that bridge everyone likes! Include upgrade that turns it into an AI powered sleep paralysis demon
Comes preloaded with 64K of jokes about local parking lots and that bridge everyone likes! Include upgrade that turns it into an AI powered sleep paralysis demon
It is Friday and the store is open until 3:30pm! Baxter the robot is now 72% off.
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October 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Introducing FACTSBOT 4000Z!
Comes preloaded with 64K of jokes about local parking lots and that bridge everyone likes! Include upgrade that turns it into an AI powered sleep paralysis demon
Comes preloaded with 64K of jokes about local parking lots and that bridge everyone likes! Include upgrade that turns it into an AI powered sleep paralysis demon