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138 years of parking lot jokes
dell-high township
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
dell-high township
whose up egging the nog tonite
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
whose up egging the nog tonite
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Please DO NOT park in front of the driveway
December 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Please DO NOT park in front of the driveway
🎵 HIGHWAY TO THE FRANDOR ZO-
[car is sideswiped by runaway shopping cart]
[car is sideswiped by runaway shopping cart]
December 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
🎵 HIGHWAY TO THE FRANDOR ZO-
[car is sideswiped by runaway shopping cart]
[car is sideswiped by runaway shopping cart]
WE’RE NUMBER ONE!! 🥇
in what? doesn’t matter, mind your business
in what? doesn’t matter, mind your business
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
WE’RE NUMBER ONE!! 🥇
in what? doesn’t matter, mind your business
in what? doesn’t matter, mind your business
periodic reminder that the QD lighter is the most Lansing thing you can own
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
periodic reminder that the QD lighter is the most Lansing thing you can own
getting reports that some side streets are getting plowed
didn't know your mom was named side streets
didn't know your mom was named side streets
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
getting reports that some side streets are getting plowed
didn't know your mom was named side streets
didn't know your mom was named side streets
girl, are you the MSU Surplus Store?
because I’m checking out your military-grade dump truck
because I’m checking out your military-grade dump truck
Looking for a little extra power in the snow? The 1965 Army truck is now just $3,000!
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December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
girl, are you the MSU Surplus Store?
because I’m checking out your military-grade dump truck
because I’m checking out your military-grade dump truck
we're just gonna keep making your mom is getting plowed like a major street jokes all winter can't stop won't stop
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
we're just gonna keep making your mom is getting plowed like a major street jokes all winter can't stop won't stop
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everyone deserves a friend who will buy them a ridiculous cake from a silent auction just for the bit
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
everyone deserves a friend who will buy them a ridiculous cake from a silent auction just for the bit
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East Lansing: Separate city, predates Lansing
South Lansing: the south side of Lansing
North Lansing: that part of the city beyond Old Town when abandoned car garages replace twee shops
West Lansing: Delta Township
West side of Lansing: see West Lansing
Westside: my neighborhood in central Lansing
South Lansing: the south side of Lansing
North Lansing: that part of the city beyond Old Town when abandoned car garages replace twee shops
West Lansing: Delta Township
West side of Lansing: see West Lansing
Westside: my neighborhood in central Lansing
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
East Lansing: Separate city, predates Lansing
South Lansing: the south side of Lansing
North Lansing: that part of the city beyond Old Town when abandoned car garages replace twee shops
West Lansing: Delta Township
West side of Lansing: see West Lansing
Westside: my neighborhood in central Lansing
South Lansing: the south side of Lansing
North Lansing: that part of the city beyond Old Town when abandoned car garages replace twee shops
West Lansing: Delta Township
West side of Lansing: see West Lansing
Westside: my neighborhood in central Lansing
hanging out with Old Nation at Horrocks today! Frandor Claus prints available with a $10 donation to the Greater Lansing Food Bank!
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
hanging out with Old Nation at Horrocks today! Frandor Claus prints available with a $10 donation to the Greater Lansing Food Bank!
you deserve someone that loves you as much as the townships around here love putting chicken strip restaurants in parking lots
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
you deserve someone that loves you as much as the townships around here love putting chicken strip restaurants in parking lots
excited to check out this year’s Lansing Facts Wrapped™️
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
excited to check out this year’s Lansing Facts Wrapped™️
the most important meals of the day: breakfast and hot dog
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the most important meals of the day: breakfast and hot dog
the only thing getting plowed tonight is your mom
and major streets
and major streets
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
the only thing getting plowed tonight is your mom
and major streets
and major streets
salting bridges and overpasses is a low key slutty way to put it
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
salting bridges and overpasses is a low key slutty way to put it
BLACK FRIDAY - 2025
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
BLACK FRIDAY - 2025
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
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reporting from the Southside office!
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
reporting from the Southside office!
what are y’all making today? we’re making sweet potato casserole over here at the Groesbeck Office
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
what are y’all making today? we’re making sweet potato casserole over here at the Groesbeck Office
But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made: in the land of Frandor, in the fires of Blaze Pizza, the dark lord forged, in secret a special orb
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made: in the land of Frandor, in the fires of Blaze Pizza, the dark lord forged, in secret a special orb
every rule is written in blood
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
every rule is written in blood
who up pondering their orbs
Hey @lansingmifacts.com we busted out the moderately sized green orbs for our Holiday Sale next week.
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
who up pondering their orbs