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138 years of parking lot jokes
dell-high township
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
whose up egging the nog tonite
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Please DO NOT park in front of the driveway
December 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
shar lot
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
🎵 HIGHWAY TO THE FRANDOR ZO-
[car is sideswiped by runaway shopping cart]
December 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
WE’RE NUMBER ONE!! 🥇

in what? doesn’t matter, mind your business
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
periodic reminder that the QD lighter is the most Lansing thing you can own
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
getting reports that some side streets are getting plowed

didn't know your mom was named side streets
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
girl, are you the MSU Surplus Store?

because I’m checking out your military-grade dump truck
Looking for a little extra power in the snow? The 1965 Army truck is now just $3,000!
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December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
we're just gonna keep making your mom is getting plowed like a major street jokes all winter can't stop won't stop
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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everyone deserves a friend who will buy them a ridiculous cake from a silent auction just for the bit
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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East Lansing: Separate city, predates Lansing
South Lansing: the south side of Lansing
North Lansing: that part of the city beyond Old Town when abandoned car garages replace twee shops
West Lansing: Delta Township
West side of Lansing: see West Lansing
Westside: my neighborhood in central Lansing
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
hanging out with Old Nation at Horrocks today! Frandor Claus prints available with a $10 donation to the Greater Lansing Food Bank!
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
you deserve someone that loves you as much as the townships around here love putting chicken strip restaurants in parking lots
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
excited to check out this year’s Lansing Facts Wrapped™️
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
the most important meals of the day: breakfast and hot dog
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the only thing getting plowed tonight is your mom

and major streets
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
salting bridges and overpasses is a low key slutty way to put it
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
BLACK FRIDAY - 2025
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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reporting from the Southside office!
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
what are y’all making today? we’re making sweet potato casserole over here at the Groesbeck Office
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made: in the land of Frandor, in the fires of Blaze Pizza, the dark lord forged, in secret a special orb
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
every rule is written in blood
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
who up pondering their orbs
Hey @lansingmifacts.com we busted out the moderately sized green orbs for our Holiday Sale next week.
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM