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138 years of parking lot jokes
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We switched domain host providers as the one we were using was doing lots of AI garbage. Everything should be fixed!!!
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
We switched domain host providers as the one we were using was doing lots of AI garbage. Everything should be fixed!!!
there are too many "partners back blown out? get them lumbar support" jokes that we can make that were just going with the meta joke this morning
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February 11, 2026 at 1:11 PM
there are too many "partners back blown out? get them lumbar support" jokes that we can make that were just going with the meta joke this morning
It's Always Snowing In Lansing Michigan USA
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
It's Always Snowing In Lansing Michigan USA
Delta Township ship has entered the chat as a euphemism with Local Flavor™️
Delta Township is a great euphemism, too
February 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Delta Township ship has entered the chat as a euphemism with Local Flavor™️
We know what we're doing Jesse
February 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
We know what we're doing Jesse
sorry the plowing hasn't started on your street yet the plowing has been going down at your mom's new place in Delta Township this whole time
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
sorry the plowing hasn't started on your street yet the plowing has been going down at your mom's new place in Delta Township this whole time
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Out running errands in the 517, you know I had to stop by the Swearhouse.
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Out running errands in the 517, you know I had to stop by the Swearhouse.
31 confirmed cougar observations, or as we call it around here, Saturday night at the Nuthouse
January 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
31 confirmed cougar observations, or as we call it around here, Saturday night at the Nuthouse
new sleep paralysis demon just dropped
January 30, 2026 at 2:35 AM
new sleep paralysis demon just dropped
your total comes to $12.98, please pull ahead to the next window
January 29, 2026 at 9:14 PM
your total comes to $12.98, please pull ahead to the next window
all we're saying is you can get a flame broiled olive burger right now, 2026 AD, at Olympic Broil
Burger King Olive Burger (1991-1991): A standard BK burger, loaded up with diced olives, and topped with a thick creamy spread made of mayo and chopped stuffed olives. This is the only picture on the internet to prove its existence, and there's some fun regional food history involved ...read on!
January 29, 2026 at 9:14 PM
all we're saying is you can get a flame broiled olive burger right now, 2026 AD, at Olympic Broil
Discontinued! At the Burger King
Burger King Olive Burger (1991-1991): A standard BK burger, loaded up with diced olives, and topped with a thick creamy spread made of mayo and chopped stuffed olives. This is the only picture on the internet to prove its existence, and there's some fun regional food history involved ...read on!
January 29, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Discontinued! At the Burger King
thank you for your service
January 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
thank you for your service
apparently no one in this town got a good plowing last night EXCEPT YOUR MOM
January 26, 2026 at 3:09 PM
apparently no one in this town got a good plowing last night EXCEPT YOUR MOM
more like mount hope I don't slide through this intersection (reprise)
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 PM
more like mount hope I don't slide through this intersection (reprise)
I’m coming to the cabinets
We had several sets of goalie pads come in today! Gear up tomorrow from 8am - 3:30pm.
January 22, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I’m coming to the cabinets
this weather’s got us all driving like Vin Diesel
shoutout to the dad who just Tokyo drifted his Subaru into the elementary school drop-off line
January 21, 2026 at 2:15 PM
this weather’s got us all driving like Vin Diesel
wake up time to get your main road plowed
January 20, 2026 at 2:11 PM
wake up time to get your main road plowed
Olive Focaccia would be a beautiful name for a girl
January 19, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Olive Focaccia would be a beautiful name for a girl
RIP South Lansing Dads Inn
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
RIP South Lansing Dads Inn
it’s important to spay or neuter your downtown to prevent urban sprawl
January 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
it’s important to spay or neuter your downtown to prevent urban sprawl
Ingham County alerts giving good general life advice now
January 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Ingham County alerts giving good general life advice now
merry dee ann township
got our scientists working around the clock to find a fucked up new way to meridian
January 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
merry dee ann township