Lansing Facts
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138 years of parking lot jokes
Introducing Lansing's newest cryptid: Walmart Mothman
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Introducing Lansing's newest cryptid: Walmart Mothman
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
the more we think about this sign the less we're sure what IT is
October 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
the more we think about this sign the less we're sure what IT is
looks like Potter Park Zoo has their Halloween costume sorted out
October 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
looks like Potter Park Zoo has their Halloween costume sorted out
everyone got so worried about the giraffe so now every time they take down a noteworthy sign for repairs they gotta put it in the paper "don't worry it'll come back"
October 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
everyone got so worried about the giraffe so now every time they take down a noteworthy sign for repairs they gotta put it in the paper "don't worry it'll come back"
what’s the opposite of “rolls off the tongue”?
October 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
what’s the opposite of “rolls off the tongue”?
autumnal equinox, you say?
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
autumnal equinox, you say?
more and more people are saying it
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
more and more people are saying it
No one talk to me until once had my morning drink* from QD!!!
*whiskey
*whiskey
September 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
No one talk to me until once had my morning drink* from QD!!!
*whiskey
*whiskey
an 11pm Big Ten kickoff is like a casserole without cheese. unnatural. disrespectful. spitting in the face of our Midwestern ancestors
September 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
an 11pm Big Ten kickoff is like a casserole without cheese. unnatural. disrespectful. spitting in the face of our Midwestern ancestors
City of Lansing deciding which lanes of Saginaw/Oakland will be open today:
September 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
City of Lansing deciding which lanes of Saginaw/Oakland will be open today:
Dutch is a beautiful language
September 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Dutch is a beautiful language
Your timeline has been blessed with the PRODIGAL SON HYPE JEEP spotted at LOCAL GIRAFFE FORWARD GROCERY STORE
1 like = 1 positive honk
1 like = 1 positive honk
September 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Your timeline has been blessed with the PRODIGAL SON HYPE JEEP spotted at LOCAL GIRAFFE FORWARD GROCERY STORE
1 like = 1 positive honk
1 like = 1 positive honk
pour out a 2-liter Mountain Dew for local non-racist Papa John’s, a true eastside institution
September 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
pour out a 2-liter Mountain Dew for local non-racist Papa John’s, a true eastside institution
your timeline has been blessed with a G-Body Oldsmobile 442
repost for 1 (one) local hell yeah
repost for 1 (one) local hell yeah
September 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
your timeline has been blessed with a G-Body Oldsmobile 442
repost for 1 (one) local hell yeah
repost for 1 (one) local hell yeah
using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
QD: come through
Me: I don’t know, I have a lot of yard work to do
QD: cider’s a-pourin’
Me:
Me: I don’t know, I have a lot of yard work to do
QD: cider’s a-pourin’
Me:
August 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
QD: come through
Me: I don’t know, I have a lot of yard work to do
QD: cider’s a-pourin’
Me:
Me: I don’t know, I have a lot of yard work to do
QD: cider’s a-pourin’
Me:
at Lansing Facts, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up dumb jokes, lukewarm takes, and the kind of Midwestern hospitality that feels like passive aggression
August 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
at Lansing Facts, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up dumb jokes, lukewarm takes, and the kind of Midwestern hospitality that feels like passive aggression
so are these Edible Arrangements or 𝘌𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 Arrangements?
August 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
so are these Edible Arrangements or 𝘌𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 Arrangements?
hey Owosso … y’all doing ok?
August 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
hey Owosso … y’all doing ok?
business per usual on the Eastside
August 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
business per usual on the Eastside
congratulations to our close personal friend Joey Chestnut for winning his 17th Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest!
July 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
congratulations to our close personal friend Joey Chestnut for winning his 17th Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest!
City of Lansing Michigan USA: you better be fucking ready for fireworks
July 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
City of Lansing Michigan USA: you better be fucking ready for fireworks
looking to have an existential crisis? why not have it at the Quality Dairy liminal space on the corner of Cedar and Saginaw!!!
June 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
looking to have an existential crisis? why not have it at the Quality Dairy liminal space on the corner of Cedar and Saginaw!!!