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Yes! Michigan! With @howintensive.bsky.social and With Greggy for November 15th, 2025!
In this episode, we visit Lansing's Olympic Broil with @loskemps1.bsky.social and break bread to celebrate the reason for the season, Thanksgiving.
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true contrarian take is give every movie 7/10
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
if the cgi was going to look like it does in IT derry ep 3 i would have come up with a different ghost design personally
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
maybe its harsh but i'm just being real: if you look to the sky and see a new star and call it "wormwood", we're not hanging out any more. its just weird.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
3 piece suit made of shag carpet, suit guy has no notes
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
crazy how you can shave yourself clean at 9am and have visible stubble at 4. what am i eating that my body is turning into so much hair??
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
texting everyone in my contact list "911!! - GET ON DISCORD. WE ARE WATCHING SPLIT (2016) AT 3PM"
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i walked over a land mine and it blew my d*ck off. because of how big it was it dragged on the floor. but now its blown off and i have no dick tho
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
i have the body of a dog but the head of a different dog. im actually a mythical beast but i just look like a slightly weird dog. and thats just the way i like it :)
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
modern curse: may you have a coworker who finds out you like TTRPGs so they send you memes like this
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i want my own bowling ball drilled at the pro shop so bad i can taste it
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
black cherry faygo is delicious
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
he said i wasnt allowed to come because of my JC Penneys turtleneck, too uncool for sloppy boys :c
i didn't have to drive that far to see @thesloppyboys.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
check this out guys, this is my new impression, 'mcdonalds only nick wiger':
"I'm something of a hot mustard seeker."
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
How do you take your eggs; fried or fertilized? I like to c*m on scramby eggs
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
our home away from home in the greggy household~
Drink out of a plastic guitar. Get so apocalyptically stoned that you can’t figure out how the keno machine works. Come and play at the Thirsty Pony, America’s only place where you are legally allowed to gamble. Conveniently located immediately outside of Cedar Point.
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Now You 3 Me
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Now you see me 3
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Yes! Michigan! With @howintensive.bsky.social and With Greggy for November 15th, 2025!
In this episode, we visit Lansing's Olympic Broil with @loskemps1.bsky.social and break bread to celebrate the reason for the season, Thanksgiving.
open.spotify.com/episode/4QFL...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
if you ask me, people who listen to podcasts with no commute/time to kill at work are the REAL heroes
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
there will be new ted music some day
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
sometimes i wonder if i did my children a disservice not allowing them to be raised by wolves
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
To me, sleeping is the best thing to spend 8 hours in a row doing
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i fear in the days to come, merely opening your third eye will not be enough. we NEED to unlock fourth, fifth, possibly even sixth eyes.
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
one battle after another fancam to feds watching would hit
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM