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Ace night shift nerd who browses bluesky instead of working because my boss either won't or cannot physically stop me
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CBP existed before ICE.

ICE was created for the express purpose of being an extrajudicial police force. Any democrat defending its existence is condoning what they are doing right now.

This is always what it was meant to be.
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Respectfully, to the people saying abolition is wrong because we need to incarcerate ICE ghouls, I disagree.

ICE proves why Abolition is necessary, because any armed paramilitary force will eventually turn into what ICE is now.

We know this because so many police departments already did.
January 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
"God, why does everyone think dems are useless?"
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.

ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
That's... like the exact opposite of what empathy is. It has never required reciprocity. Do you think empathy means something else?
Empathy requires reciprocity. It's the height of hypocrisy ehen u white economic reductionist populist genocide kink folk did all u could to disrespect the excellent Black woman who was running for president last year, ushering in Trump 2.0, then turn around and want empathy on social media.
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Democrats would lose an arm-wrestling contest with a five year old
Just an absolutely pathetic response from absolutely pathetic people. I was not a fan of Pelosi but even she would be better than the current crew.
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Screaming "wtf" and waiting for a spontaneous uprising is going to discourage you. There won't be a spontaneous uprising. That's just not where the people are at.

Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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I don’t use this platform that often, but I figure that I would plug this here because people are more sympathetic to trans people. Anything helps, thank you. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

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December 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
lmao they are making another street fighter movie and dan hibiki looks like he is going to sell me pink drugs.
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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they got AI-generated stores now
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Mexican restaurant chain Taco Giro closes most locations after ICE raids.

Sadly we can probably expect a lot more of this. It was NEVER about kicking out violent criminals.

Abolish ICE! 🖕🏼
17-year-old Mexican chain closes most restaurants after ICE raids
Another long-standing Mexican restaurant chain has closed nearly all of its locations, bringing to a halt years of family dinners, weekly happy hours, and a loyal customer base. Due to an unexpected e...
finance.yahoo.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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you think the party who sets aside time to officially condemn socialism while nazis are in power will end fascism, while i am not nearly that fucking dumb
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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A very good idea
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Things Mike Huckabee would say to me in an attempt to lift my spirits about losing my job:
You’re not unemployed you simply have allowed money to flow to where it can do better work, in many ways you are making the dreams of that money come true. Rather than be used for humdrum things like “food” and “warmth” you have freed it up to focus on “islands of perversion” with the cultural elite
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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guy winning the lottery ten times in one day:

yay!

guy who didn’t win the lottery at all:

well you’ve really done it now, good luck with your sharia law, this is terrible for you and you’re stupid actually this place is bad now and I’m leaving you hate jews by the way and you did 9/11 also
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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BIG OOMF
Thanks for the kit, @howdoipunch.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Spreading the good news
October 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me on 9/11
I'll never remeber and then I'll forget
October 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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They let me on CNN
October 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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It's almost skeletons with glow sticks in their rib cages season.
September 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Dems saying "vote blue no matter who" while parading Newsom's dumb tweets like they are similar to carving "This Machine Kills Fascists" on a guitar. Bro was grown in a vat to hump money and make anyone not already wealthy suffer. For fucks sake, give a shit who you vote for.
Mind you, Newsom said Democrats should court teenage boys like Charlie Kirk did, just two days ago

In an interview with Bill Clinton

Who was a frequent flyer on Epstein's plane and such good friends with him that he signed at least one of Epstein's birthday books

abc7news.com/amp/post/cal...
September 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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As Netanyahu addresses the United Nations in New York City this morning, the world recoils in horror at the ongoing genocide in Gaza.
September 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Every bro calling themselves a foodie online:
One of the bros in the group chat just dropped a pic of what he calls a "glizzrito". He claims that this is a "chili cheese burrito with a glizzy in it".

I cant. I cannot. I cannot even. This is a diaper full of shit with a weenie in it. Help. Im dying.
September 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
lmao
This is far more disrespectful than any joke I've seen by the left about Charlie Kirk
September 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM