HowDoIPunch
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Ace night shift nerd who browses bluesky instead of working because my boss either won't or cannot physically stop me
Ace night shift nerd who browses bluesky instead of working because my boss either won't or cannot physically stop me
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A very good idea
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A very good idea
Things Mike Huckabee would say to me in an attempt to lift my spirits about losing my job:
You’re not unemployed you simply have allowed money to flow to where it can do better work, in many ways you are making the dreams of that money come true. Rather than be used for humdrum things like “food” and “warmth” you have freed it up to focus on “islands of perversion” with the cultural elite
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Things Mike Huckabee would say to me in an attempt to lift my spirits about losing my job:
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guy winning the lottery ten times in one day:
yay!
guy who didn’t win the lottery at all:
well you’ve really done it now, good luck with your sharia law, this is terrible for you and you’re stupid actually this place is bad now and I’m leaving you hate jews by the way and you did 9/11 also
yay!
guy who didn’t win the lottery at all:
well you’ve really done it now, good luck with your sharia law, this is terrible for you and you’re stupid actually this place is bad now and I’m leaving you hate jews by the way and you did 9/11 also
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
guy winning the lottery ten times in one day:
yay!
guy who didn’t win the lottery at all:
well you’ve really done it now, good luck with your sharia law, this is terrible for you and you’re stupid actually this place is bad now and I’m leaving you hate jews by the way and you did 9/11 also
yay!
guy who didn’t win the lottery at all:
well you’ve really done it now, good luck with your sharia law, this is terrible for you and you’re stupid actually this place is bad now and I’m leaving you hate jews by the way and you did 9/11 also
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BIG OOMF
Thanks for the kit, @howdoipunch.bsky.social
Thanks for the kit, @howdoipunch.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
BIG OOMF
Thanks for the kit, @howdoipunch.bsky.social
Thanks for the kit, @howdoipunch.bsky.social
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Spreading the good news
October 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Spreading the good news
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listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
Me on 9/11
I'll never remeber and then I'll forget
October 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Me on 9/11
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They let me on CNN
October 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
They let me on CNN
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It's almost skeletons with glow sticks in their rib cages season.
September 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It's almost skeletons with glow sticks in their rib cages season.
Dems saying "vote blue no matter who" while parading Newsom's dumb tweets like they are similar to carving "This Machine Kills Fascists" on a guitar. Bro was grown in a vat to hump money and make anyone not already wealthy suffer. For fucks sake, give a shit who you vote for.
Mind you, Newsom said Democrats should court teenage boys like Charlie Kirk did, just two days ago
In an interview with Bill Clinton
Who was a frequent flyer on Epstein's plane and such good friends with him that he signed at least one of Epstein's birthday books
abc7news.com/amp/post/cal...
In an interview with Bill Clinton
Who was a frequent flyer on Epstein's plane and such good friends with him that he signed at least one of Epstein's birthday books
abc7news.com/amp/post/cal...
September 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Dems saying "vote blue no matter who" while parading Newsom's dumb tweets like they are similar to carving "This Machine Kills Fascists" on a guitar. Bro was grown in a vat to hump money and make anyone not already wealthy suffer. For fucks sake, give a shit who you vote for.
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As Netanyahu addresses the United Nations in New York City this morning, the world recoils in horror at the ongoing genocide in Gaza.
September 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
As Netanyahu addresses the United Nations in New York City this morning, the world recoils in horror at the ongoing genocide in Gaza.
Every bro calling themselves a foodie online:
One of the bros in the group chat just dropped a pic of what he calls a "glizzrito". He claims that this is a "chili cheese burrito with a glizzy in it".
I cant. I cannot. I cannot even. This is a diaper full of shit with a weenie in it. Help. Im dying.
I cant. I cannot. I cannot even. This is a diaper full of shit with a weenie in it. Help. Im dying.
September 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Every bro calling themselves a foodie online:
lmao
This is far more disrespectful than any joke I've seen by the left about Charlie Kirk
I live for this shit
September 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
lmao
Chuck Schumer's radical shift during his election year
gonna throw a single tomato at the president and save democracy
September 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Chuck Schumer's radical shift during his election year
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THIS GUY FUCKIGN GETS ONE? THAT GUY FUKCING SUCKS OK THATS IT THE KID GLOVES ARE COMING OFF
September 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
THIS GUY FUCKIGN GETS ONE? THAT GUY FUKCING SUCKS OK THATS IT THE KID GLOVES ARE COMING OFF
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He spent eight years saying this, then stopped the moment things got hard. There was "no room for compromise" but all sorts of room to capitulate. As soon as there was a perceived cost they ran away from the "civil rights issue of our time." They think they can shame us into supporting this party.
September 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
He spent eight years saying this, then stopped the moment things got hard. There was "no room for compromise" but all sorts of room to capitulate. As soon as there was a perceived cost they ran away from the "civil rights issue of our time." They think they can shame us into supporting this party.
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I’m not sure they’re AI I mean I was just saying theoughpurarg acadhatori to a good friend yesterday
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’m not sure they’re AI I mean I was just saying theoughpurarg acadhatori to a good friend yesterday
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144 countries have been sanctioned by the US and EU during the period 1950 - 2023
128 US electoral interferences since 1946
101 US backed regime change campaigns 1949-2014
globalinequality.org/imperial-pow...
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128 US electoral interferences since 1946
101 US backed regime change campaigns 1949-2014
globalinequality.org/imperial-pow...
bsky.app/profile/jaso...
New research published in The Lancet finds that Western unilateral sanctions have caused 38 million deaths since 1970. The average death toll ranges from 400,000 to over 1 million per year.
Staggering levels of violence. This system is intolerable and must be replaced.
Staggering levels of violence. This system is intolerable and must be replaced.
September 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
144 countries have been sanctioned by the US and EU during the period 1950 - 2023
128 US electoral interferences since 1946
101 US backed regime change campaigns 1949-2014
globalinequality.org/imperial-pow...
bsky.app/profile/jaso...
128 US electoral interferences since 1946
101 US backed regime change campaigns 1949-2014
globalinequality.org/imperial-pow...
bsky.app/profile/jaso...
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I've never been super enthusiastic about this whole human enterprise but watching it get stripped for parts by the dullest dipshits imaginable is kind of ass.
September 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I've never been super enthusiastic about this whole human enterprise but watching it get stripped for parts by the dullest dipshits imaginable is kind of ass.
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BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.
September 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.
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Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide.
As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.
End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.
End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
September 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide.
As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.
End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.
End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
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September 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
September 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74