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HowDoIPunch
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Ace night shift nerd who browses bluesky instead of working because my boss either won't or cannot physically stop me
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howdoipunch.bsky.social
a picture of a glass crackpipe under the caption of "Works Cited:"
October 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
lmao nobody who posts this has a life
an copypasta level response from a right wing doorknob
September 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
I will reply with my energy, because I prefer to reply over quote
A picture of a shoony (think humanoid pug with hands) catching a fish.
September 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
I just remember making this and smile.
A fake image of an AP headline that says "No, JD Vance is not the grown up version of Baby Oopsie from Demonic Toys, he just looks like that"
September 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
An image of two small children. The youngest is clearly afraid of what they are looking at, which appears to be a black rabbit and a wooden bucket. The children are labeled "Conservatives." The rabbit and bucket are labeled "Things That Don't Happen."
August 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
my 38 year old ass
A guy turning around in utter confusion at a woman who is facing away from him, likely due to something she said like "I'm leaving you to be with my new bf, an actual bee." It is from a scene in Bee Movie, which is a meme in it's own right.
August 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
literally just doing this, god libs are annoying and stupid
a comic with two people. The person on the left(labeled visibly marginalized person) is saying "I'm being harmed by liberal democrat policies now." The person on the right(labeled average democrat) is responding with "I just fantasized about Republicans killing you."
August 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
Man with a sevenhead does this unironically
Reddit debate pervert has his thinking cap on and is making his debate pervert face on, pointing a thumb at a chill hot dog skateboarding to some ultra cool event, likely a Food Not Bombs thing. Anyways, the reddit guy is saying "This fucking sucks, actually" as if they have any idea what cool shit looks like from their cuck chair of life
August 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
an image of a nervous skeleton, sweat beading on it's skull. The caption of this image says "Thanks, but reconsider!"
July 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
A shot from Bee Movie, a man turning around in confused disgust
July 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
An M&M cookie that looks like it is having an existential moment of clarity and it is making them extremely upset
July 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
Of course, nothing can be done about people not voting unless it's because of a distasteful candidate, then it is somehow leftist's fault
Principal Skinner meme showing him outside pondering as he asks himself "Am I out of touch?" and then straightening himself to look onwards, soothing his fragile ego as he answers his own question: "No, it's the children who are wrong."
July 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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A picture of a children's book titled "Everyone I Don't Agree With is a Russian Bot"
July 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
Counterpoint:
A picture of the product known as The Stuffler, which makes waffles stuffed with ingredients of your choosing. As a proof of concept, the waffle maker is placed next to a finished waffle stuffed with cherry pie filling.
July 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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How did this meme end up being real even now
A meme of two people standing in a void. The person on the left is labeled "visibly marginalized person" and is saying "I'm being harmed by liberal democrat policies now." The person on the right is labeled "average democrat" and is saying in response "I just fantasized about Republicans killing you."
July 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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An image of a facebook post. Isiaih James Booker says "why do all these girls shave half of their head like it's fucking cute." View 124 previous replies... Bryndon Lear says "And if you read Lenin, maybe you could make an actual argum...See More"
July 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
An editted Perry Bible Fellowship comic of people sitting in desks for a classroom setting. The person on the left side of the image, labeled Leftist, is passing a note to the person sitting in front of them, who is labeled Liberal. The second panel is the liberal looking back at the leftist buttmad at the note they were given, which says "liberals are not a part of the left."
July 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
howdoipunch.bsky.social
a 3 panel comic of some nondescript people labelled "my comrades clowning on some liberal" bullying another nondescript person labeled as "some liberal" in the forst panel. The second panel shows a new nondedcript person offering a hand to the bullied liberal. The third pabel has this nondescript newcomer labeled "me 5 hours later" suplexing the one previously called "some liberal."
June 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I think it's more trying to make this happen but for Mamdani.
JD Vance looking like he just fucked a couch and is very pleased with himself image superimposed over an image of plummetting stocks. The caption says "Now say Thwank yuo"
June 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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A two panel meme. The top panel is of Giancarlo Esposito smiling and laughing next to the text Democrats saying "We told you so." The second panel is a close up shot of Giancarlo Esposito looking severe and grim. The text of this panel says Leftists saying "We told you so."
June 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Depicted, democrat leadership when they put up a bad campaign against a fascist.
A picture of dinosaurs, the camera focusing on the sky in the background. A meteor is plummeting towards earth. A dinosaur is saying in a speech bubble "Oh no! The economy!"
June 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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An M&M cookie that is having an existential crisis
June 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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A comic showing a guy pissing his pants wearing a maga hat in the first panel, surrounded by people laughing at him. The second panel is a close up of the guy who pissed himself closing his eyes, smirking as he says to himself "Heh. Rent free" as the laughter fills the negative space of the panel.
June 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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To be fair, they end up doing this
Photo of a man kneeling in front of an atm for bitcoin, possibly on the phone with support to try and get his money
June 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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An image of a white woman yelling and crying drunkenly while pointing her finger
May 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM