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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Because I feel like we need this

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Rasputin – Boney M. (Dance Cale Brown) TikTok
YouTube video by Евгений Волк
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November 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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i've said it before and i'll say it again: joyce carol oates is the main boss of twitter. our finest posters have done some of their best work going after elon, but it's never rattled him like this. she got to him on a molecular level.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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J. Alfred Prufrock:
if you need me I'll be hesitating on the staircase
September 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
THOSE FUCKERS
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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lolsob.
I hate this. Huge companies spend billions on a product that doesn't work. You ask "what does it do" and they say "it will revolutionize 10x everything" and you go "but how" and they say "Look just get trained on it" and when you go "it doesn't work" they go "Just git gud."
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
GUYS im seeing metallica and evanescence tonight and i am pretty fucking jazzed
November 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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i've been the monkey anxiety bitch for TEN YEARS
just shared this in a group and realised it’s the anniversary of this absolute s tier tweet by @jon-snow-420.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
one of my favorite things of the last few years is finding Smosh. I authentically love all these weirdos
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Man goes to the doctor, says his achievements are meaningless and lost in the sands of time.

Doctor says, “You should go see the ruined statue of Oxymandias, king of kings! Look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair!”

Man despairs, shaking sand out of his vast, trunkless legs, “But doctor...”
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Plane people: does each plane have a designated "home" airport? Like somewhere it defaults back to if its out of action for a while?
October 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Vampire that isnt dracula!
October 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Literally every time you send someone some questions and they respond by answering completely different questions or omitting some entirely?
Comprehension. Adult literacy fail. We ALL encounter it Every. Single. Day.
I just started leading a literacy program at the Cuyahoga Juvenile Detention Center.

All of them could read the to me the passages assigned to them.
None of them could tell me what it meant.
All of them failed comprehension prechecks.
I will leave this here because these people described in this video are becoming more and more frequent
October 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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If it turns out the Sumo lads robbed the Louvre, I will experience a level of pure joy I haven’t felt since the previous millennium.
October 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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I will leave this here because these people described in this video are becoming more and more frequent
October 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I might have mentioned this before, but if there are any publishers listening, PLEASE cut it out with the SOMETHING OF SOMETHING AND SOMETHING title format.

You're driving everybody crazy. All your books sound alike. Booksellers and customers can't tell them apart.
October 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Let me tell you my Jared Leto story. His band were playing at an australian festival where i had volunteered to hang out with security and keep an eye on the crowd (people fainting, trapped, etc). NZ had had a substantial earthquake a few days earlier, and in the spirit of charity (contd)
I will never understand how Jared Leto has remained a working movie star for 30 years despite never starring in a good or successful film
‘TRON: ARES’ is set to have a loss of $132.7M.

(via t.co/Odawcc3Zfr)
October 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM