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arwen
@heavenleybody.bsky.social
Don’t care didn’t ask. former night vale community radio intern.
sorry I’ve been tossing my fighter jet shaped voodoo doll into the pool all day. Anyway what’s going on in the news
May 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
We were just talking……we were pals on twitter for so long ….. so many people loved you…. we gotta start telling each other how much we love each other before it’s too late
I mean same tbh lmao
May 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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that was bc a few years before kent state there were three black students brutally killed at a racial segregation protest in orangeburg

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orangeb...
June 3, 2024 at 8:42 PM
It’s just getting pulled over by the cops
game show called “Wait, Wait, Don’t Kill Me!”
May 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Open the schools
I am obsessed with the USAmericans in the comments demanding that the people at this concert vote or show up to protests

Spoiler Alert: They’re Brazilian
Copacabana Beach audience stuns for Lady Gaga’s ‘MAYHEM’ concert.
May 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Old Testament God is literally burning Israel to a crisp rn, are you gonna fine him
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen something so simultaneously absurd and disturbing: the House will vote
Monday on a bill that would punish Americans for participating in boycotts of Israel with fines of up to $1 MILLION or prison terms up to TWENTY YEARS.
May 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform
May 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
CONCLAVE
The next Pope should be trans
May 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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computer, kill this guy for me
March 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Saying “the traumatic brain injury made him a Republican” IS ableism btw
May 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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✨🌸 Blossom dragon for spring
May 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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"primary everyone" feels like the moderate option tbh
April 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It is funny to watch different democrats shoot themselves in the foot in real time like Whitmer did with that hug. Their voter base has been shrieking “stop playing nice stop trying to work with them” but do they listen? Her 2028 run is already over
April 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I wish people would understand the difference between analytical "AI" and generative algorithms using LLMs. The former is used for pattern recognition at high rates and precision humans can't replicate and highly useful in medicine and science. The latter is autocomplete with delusions of grandeur.
April 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Ahahahaha honestly wow
SCOOP: The Antisemitism Awareness Act — up for vote in Senate committee tomorrow — now has a religious liberty clause to protect ‘Jews killed Jesus’ statements by Christian conservatives.

New added language in the bill clarifies First Amendment protections.

More ⬇️

forward.com/fast-forward...
Why the Antisemitism Awareness Act now has a religious liberty clause to protect ‘Jews killed Jesus’ statements
The Antisemitism Awareness Act's added language says it would not infringe on religious liberty to protect the claim that Jews killed Jesus.
forward.com
April 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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So he's just fully insane or fully stupid. I know, I know... (insert "Why not both" gif)
This exchange is so very telling.

Trump repeatedly claims the photoshopped MS-13 on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's knuckles is real, Terry Moran keeps telling him it isn't, prompting Trump to say this:

"I never heard of you. I picked you. You’re not being very nice. He had MS-13 tattooed... Just say yes!"
April 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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There’s an incredible bit in here where one of the experts briefly feigns being above answering a question like this before diving into such a long-winded answer that reveals he had clearly thought through all of the logistics and was just waiting for someone to ask how he’d do it.
I'd had enough of the armchair debate about whether 100 guys could take down a gorilla, so I went to the experts. Here is what actual primatologists and wildlife conservationists (including @nakedprimate.bsky.social and @marspidermonkey.bsky.social) said when I wasted their time with this question:
Could 100 Men Beat a Gorilla in a Fight? Here's What Primatologists Say
Primatologists weigh in on the debate that has ignited the internet: Could 100 humans beat a single silverback gorilla in physical combat?
www.rollingstone.com
April 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Let’s normalize putting the name of the corporation that owns the private prison in the headline whenever something like this happens
April 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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April 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, the misaligned top “dogefather” part, the fact “dogefather” looks like a German word for dogfucker, the horribly misaligned bottom 69420 part, or the fact this looks like the same leather my high school wallet was made out of
We have reached levels of cringe previously thought unattainable
April 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM