Blue Bird
@heartbeatherts.bsky.social
Born to be mild.
Comedy, therapy, health advocacy.
#TherapistSky
Comedy, therapy, health advocacy.
#TherapistSky
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#GVerse Bravo #London just joined #Minnesota!
Trafalgar Square filled with protesters demanding justice for Alex Pretti while opposing Farage.
When state violence goes unchecked, the world notices.
Solidarity doesn’t stop at borders. 🇬🇧
Trafalgar Square filled with protesters demanding justice for Alex Pretti while opposing Farage.
When state violence goes unchecked, the world notices.
Solidarity doesn’t stop at borders. 🇬🇧
January 27, 2026 at 2:06 AM
#GVerse Bravo #London just joined #Minnesota!
Trafalgar Square filled with protesters demanding justice for Alex Pretti while opposing Farage.
When state violence goes unchecked, the world notices.
Solidarity doesn’t stop at borders. 🇬🇧
Trafalgar Square filled with protesters demanding justice for Alex Pretti while opposing Farage.
When state violence goes unchecked, the world notices.
Solidarity doesn’t stop at borders. 🇬🇧
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INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest strength
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
January 26, 2026 at 10:22 PM
INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest strength
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
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January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
It's a bold strategy
Andy Burnham could always join Reform.
January 26, 2026 at 4:54 PM
It's a bold strategy
Ooh, facts
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Ooh, facts
Come on Jacob.. u know u want to..
Suella Braverman! Is the band now back together again now or are a still a few missing?
January 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Come on Jacob.. u know u want to..
Facts
I’m writing a tragedy called, "The MRI Tech Told Me To Hold My Breath And Then Left The Room For 3 Hours."
January 25, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Facts
January 24, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Its a bold strategy..
OR..... Hear me out....
Let Greenland host the World Cup instead?
😂
Let Greenland host the World Cup instead?
😂
If U.S. pressure over Greenland escalates, Europe is already discussing a potential boycott of the 2026 World Cup.
As Politico notes, the tournament is a major soft-power asset for Trump — and a European pullout would be a serious political and reputational blow.
As Politico notes, the tournament is a major soft-power asset for Trump — and a European pullout would be a serious political and reputational blow.
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Its a bold strategy..
The "sell America" trade is what happened to Liz Truss here in the UK right? She lasted less than 50 days. Blamed it on the deep state..
Lettuce pray.
Lettuce pray.
January 23, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The "sell America" trade is what happened to Liz Truss here in the UK right? She lasted less than 50 days. Blamed it on the deep state..
Lettuce pray.
Lettuce pray.
Probably not
if your life was measured as only one day, would you want to know what time it is
January 22, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Probably not
"If it wasn't for the USA, you would all be speaking German"
(To an audience in Switzerland)
If somebody doesn't compile a book of classic quotes, I'm gonna have to do it.
(To an audience in Switzerland)
If somebody doesn't compile a book of classic quotes, I'm gonna have to do it.
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 PM
"If it wasn't for the USA, you would all be speaking German"
(To an audience in Switzerland)
If somebody doesn't compile a book of classic quotes, I'm gonna have to do it.
(To an audience in Switzerland)
If somebody doesn't compile a book of classic quotes, I'm gonna have to do it.
After Panettone season, Big Bread is at it again with the Hot cross buns.
Mate, it's January.
Mate, it's January.
January 22, 2026 at 2:21 PM
After Panettone season, Big Bread is at it again with the Hot cross buns.
Mate, it's January.
Mate, it's January.
SPECTRE has inaugural meet in Davos
January 22, 2026 at 2:19 PM
SPECTRE has inaugural meet in Davos
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Her: You forgot our anniversary again.
Him (a goldfish): Brenda, you knew what I was when you married me.
Him (a goldfish): Brenda, you knew what I was when you married me.
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Her: You forgot our anniversary again.
Him (a goldfish): Brenda, you knew what I was when you married me.
Him (a goldfish): Brenda, you knew what I was when you married me.
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If true, this would be worth a fortune.
January 21, 2026 at 3:05 AM
If true, this would be worth a fortune.
Luckily we don't have to guess what a Reform govt would look like in the UK.. check out the USA
January 21, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Luckily we don't have to guess what a Reform govt would look like in the UK.. check out the USA
Is it irrelevant that the Bering Strait is only 53 miles across? Nobody's mentioned it? How secure is it?
January 19, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Is it irrelevant that the Bering Strait is only 53 miles across? Nobody's mentioned it? How secure is it?
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My brother was the best at hide-and-seek. I miss you, Mikey. Wherever you are
January 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
My brother was the best at hide-and-seek. I miss you, Mikey. Wherever you are
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It could be worse. I don’t know how, but it could be.
January 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
It could be worse. I don’t know how, but it could be.
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Be the change you want to see in your algorithm.
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Be the change you want to see in your algorithm.
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If you’re coming across from Twitter, welcome, please post you best joke and one of our specialists will be along presently to offer a critique and/or explain it back to you.
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
If you’re coming across from Twitter, welcome, please post you best joke and one of our specialists will be along presently to offer a critique and/or explain it back to you.
Update: after recruiting Nadhim Zahawi, Farage says he's now feeling a little hoarse
January 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Update: after recruiting Nadhim Zahawi, Farage says he's now feeling a little hoarse
More facts
You know you're getting old when you have to turn your music down to park your car.
January 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
More facts
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Nadim Zahawi arrived in the UK from Iraq as a child refugee. His family claimed asylum once they were here. Today he has joined Reform who will stop all in country asylum applications. Under his new party, his own family fleeing persecution would be immediately deported.
January 12, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Nadim Zahawi arrived in the UK from Iraq as a child refugee. His family claimed asylum once they were here. Today he has joined Reform who will stop all in country asylum applications. Under his new party, his own family fleeing persecution would be immediately deported.