Blue Bird
@heartbeatherts.bsky.social
We will all laugh about this one day, just not anytime soon.
Comedy, therapy, health advocacy.
#TherapistSky
Comedy, therapy, health advocacy.
#TherapistSky
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Them: What do you do for a living?
Me: I’m a spy.
Them: Why are you dressed like a shepherd?
Me: I’m a shepherd spy…
😜
Me: I’m a spy.
Them: Why are you dressed like a shepherd?
Me: I’m a shepherd spy…
😜
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Them: What do you do for a living?
Me: I’m a spy.
Them: Why are you dressed like a shepherd?
Me: I’m a shepherd spy…
😜
Me: I’m a spy.
Them: Why are you dressed like a shepherd?
Me: I’m a shepherd spy…
😜
Its a bold strategy..
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Its a bold strategy..
Happy #Fraturday
Bits and Bobs done. Rewarding myself with The Fraturday Beer. In The Artisan.
#FridayBeer
#EdinburghPubs
#FridayBeer
#EdinburghPubs
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy #Fraturday
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Ex-fiancé turned into an anti-vaxxer wanker & conspiracy theory dickhead. He thinks his daughter is unvaccinated. She isn't. I got her vaccinated behind his back before I finally made the right decision to dump him. A child cannot be raised around that kind of stupid bullshit.
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Pope Leo in new book: “We must look at our world, directly: we can no longer tolerate structural injustices in which those who have more always have more, and, conversely, those who have less become increasingly poor.” www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news...
Pope Leo XIV: Recognizing each other as brothers is antidote to all extremism - Vatican News
The Vatican Publishing House (LEV) releases Pope Leo XIV’s new book, entitled “The Power of the Gospel: Christian Faith in 10 Words.” Edited by ...
www.vaticannews.va
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Pope Leo in new book: “We must look at our world, directly: we can no longer tolerate structural injustices in which those who have more always have more, and, conversely, those who have less become increasingly poor.” www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news...
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Facts
Dude, like everyday is basically international men's day
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Facts
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🎶 old mcdonald replaced his farm with an energy intensive data center, a i a i o 🎶
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
🎶 old mcdonald replaced his farm with an energy intensive data center, a i a i o 🎶
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I'm pretty sure you've never seen a photo like this.
The Fall of Icarus
The Fall of Icarus
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I'm pretty sure you've never seen a photo like this.
The Fall of Icarus
The Fall of Icarus
Happy Sunday, let's go....
* rolls over and closes eyes
* rolls over and closes eyes
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Happy Sunday, let's go....
* rolls over and closes eyes
* rolls over and closes eyes
TL cleanse Saturday
The Saint Bernards of Lasqueti Island, British Columbia, Canada 🇨🇦
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
TL cleanse Saturday
@harlequinsrugby.bsky.social
We all scrubbed up quite well for the Harlequins Foundation Fundraiser evening at Hampton court palace.
We all scrubbed up quite well for the Harlequins Foundation Fundraiser evening at Hampton court palace.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
@harlequinsrugby.bsky.social
We all scrubbed up quite well for the Harlequins Foundation Fundraiser evening at Hampton court palace.
We all scrubbed up quite well for the Harlequins Foundation Fundraiser evening at Hampton court palace.
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soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
The view from 3,000 miles away.
The sooner the govt reopens, the sooner the Senator gets sworn in. Then the Files get opened..
The sooner the govt reopens, the sooner the Senator gets sworn in. Then the Files get opened..
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The view from 3,000 miles away.
The sooner the govt reopens, the sooner the Senator gets sworn in. Then the Files get opened..
The sooner the govt reopens, the sooner the Senator gets sworn in. Then the Files get opened..
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I fell of me bike and grazed my knee in 1978, we didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now...😜
peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk
ALT: peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk
media.tenor.com
April 19, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I fell of me bike and grazed my knee in 1978, we didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now...😜
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My Grandfather survived WW1.
He would be dismayed at the rise of the far right and fascism of today. He's not alone
He would be dismayed at the rise of the far right and fascism of today. He's not alone
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
My Grandfather survived WW1.
He would be dismayed at the rise of the far right and fascism of today. He's not alone
He would be dismayed at the rise of the far right and fascism of today. He's not alone
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
In,out, shake it all about
The piss tank on the ISS is now 53% full.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
In,out, shake it all about
If I had a stammer,
I’d stammer in the morning,
I’d stammer in the evening ...
#WaysToTalkInASongOrMovie
I’d stammer in the morning,
I’d stammer in the evening ...
#WaysToTalkInASongOrMovie
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Them: sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere.
Me: Well, it got me to the finals of the World Sarcasm Finals in Peru in ‘97.
Them: Really?
Me: 👀🙄
Me: Well, it got me to the finals of the World Sarcasm Finals in Peru in ‘97.
Them: Really?
Me: 👀🙄
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Them: sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere.
Me: Well, it got me to the finals of the World Sarcasm Finals in Peru in ‘97.
Them: Really?
Me: 👀🙄
Me: Well, it got me to the finals of the World Sarcasm Finals in Peru in ‘97.
Them: Really?
Me: 👀🙄
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November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Mindset
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Mindset