Dee Lomas
@deelomas.bsky.social
A carefully curated account of political and humorous shite. Prone to outbursts about Brexit and Tory corruption
Another fvcking ‘elite’ non tax paying piece of shit who, ironically, (and along with many other bloody foreigners) has colonised Monaco in an effort to not pay his way…
UK 'colonised' by immigrants, says Man Utd co-owner
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UK 'colonised' by immigrants, says Man Utd co-owner
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UK 'colonised' by immigrants, says Man Utd co-owner
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country’s richest and most influential men, has told Sky News' Ed Conway.
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February 12, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Another fvcking ‘elite’ non tax paying piece of shit who, ironically, (and along with many other bloody foreigners) has colonised Monaco in an effort to not pay his way…
UK 'colonised' by immigrants, says Man Utd co-owner
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UK 'colonised' by immigrants, says Man Utd co-owner
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Everyone I know seems to be anti alcohol at the moment.
But who was with you in your hardest moments?
It wasn’t bloody kale or ginger shot was it?
But who was with you in your hardest moments?
It wasn’t bloody kale or ginger shot was it?
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Everyone I know seems to be anti alcohol at the moment.
But who was with you in your hardest moments?
It wasn’t bloody kale or ginger shot was it?
But who was with you in your hardest moments?
It wasn’t bloody kale or ginger shot was it?
Prue Leith asked if Nigella Lawson is a worthy replacement for her on Bake Off.
Well, hopefully, she won’t be a raging racist Brexity Reform voter.
IMHO, almost anyone is better than Leith (mother of that other raging fvcking lunatic Danny The Unhinged Kruger…)
Well, hopefully, she won’t be a raging racist Brexity Reform voter.
IMHO, almost anyone is better than Leith (mother of that other raging fvcking lunatic Danny The Unhinged Kruger…)
February 10, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Prue Leith asked if Nigella Lawson is a worthy replacement for her on Bake Off.
Well, hopefully, she won’t be a raging racist Brexity Reform voter.
IMHO, almost anyone is better than Leith (mother of that other raging fvcking lunatic Danny The Unhinged Kruger…)
Well, hopefully, she won’t be a raging racist Brexity Reform voter.
IMHO, almost anyone is better than Leith (mother of that other raging fvcking lunatic Danny The Unhinged Kruger…)
Reposted by Dee Lomas
Multimillionaire Brexiter, Tim Martin, urges pubs to back Reform. Just like he urged the country to vote for Brexit. Too bad if it makes you poorer. Too bad for the children he’ll push back into poverty. Tim wants more money. And he couldn’t give a shit about the cost for everybody else.
(iPaper)
(iPaper)
February 10, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Multimillionaire Brexiter, Tim Martin, urges pubs to back Reform. Just like he urged the country to vote for Brexit. Too bad if it makes you poorer. Too bad for the children he’ll push back into poverty. Tim wants more money. And he couldn’t give a shit about the cost for everybody else.
(iPaper)
(iPaper)
So my husband said to me that he thought we should spice up our sex life by playing doctors and nurses.
Obviously I agreed straight away.
I stuck him on a trolley in our hallway and ignored him for 24 hours…
Obviously I agreed straight away.
I stuck him on a trolley in our hallway and ignored him for 24 hours…
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 AM
So my husband said to me that he thought we should spice up our sex life by playing doctors and nurses.
Obviously I agreed straight away.
I stuck him on a trolley in our hallway and ignored him for 24 hours…
Obviously I agreed straight away.
I stuck him on a trolley in our hallway and ignored him for 24 hours…
I’m thinking about applying for a job hanging mirrors.
I can easily see myself doing that…
I can easily see myself doing that…
February 10, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I’m thinking about applying for a job hanging mirrors.
I can easily see myself doing that…
I can easily see myself doing that…
Will Andrew be to the royal family what Mandelson may be to the PM.
That’s an interesting thought.
#NotARoyalist
That’s an interesting thought.
#NotARoyalist
February 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Will Andrew be to the royal family what Mandelson may be to the PM.
That’s an interesting thought.
#NotARoyalist
That’s an interesting thought.
#NotARoyalist
I’ve been hunting for a violin smaller than the smallest 🎻 in the world…
Fvck you Mandelson!
Fvck you Mandelson!
I deleted my post from before…
I thought it was fake
So I went to WH Smith and here it is
An unbelievable attempt to sanitise this man and normalise what’s he’s done.
I thought it was fake
So I went to WH Smith and here it is
An unbelievable attempt to sanitise this man and normalise what’s he’s done.
February 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I’ve been hunting for a violin smaller than the smallest 🎻 in the world…
Fvck you Mandelson!
Fvck you Mandelson!
So I said to the shop assistant. “Can I have a pair of tights for my friend?”
She says, “Sheer?”
I replied, “No, she’s at home…”
She says, “Sheer?”
I replied, “No, she’s at home…”
February 6, 2026 at 7:57 AM
So I said to the shop assistant. “Can I have a pair of tights for my friend?”
She says, “Sheer?”
I replied, “No, she’s at home…”
She says, “Sheer?”
I replied, “No, she’s at home…”
Clinton made me want to be faithful.
Bush made me want to smarter.
Obama made me want to be better.
Trump makes me want to be Canadian…
(From one of my dear American friends…)
Bush made me want to smarter.
Obama made me want to be better.
Trump makes me want to be Canadian…
(From one of my dear American friends…)
February 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Clinton made me want to be faithful.
Bush made me want to smarter.
Obama made me want to be better.
Trump makes me want to be Canadian…
(From one of my dear American friends…)
Bush made me want to smarter.
Obama made me want to be better.
Trump makes me want to be Canadian…
(From one of my dear American friends…)
I can’t make anything make any sense anymore and considering checking out…
(Just to clarify…Not from life…but from media)
(Just to clarify…Not from life…but from media)
February 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I can’t make anything make any sense anymore and considering checking out…
(Just to clarify…Not from life…but from media)
(Just to clarify…Not from life…but from media)
If you’ve never read them, I would highly recommend that you do - The Benn Diaries - are three of the best books non fiction books I’ve ever read.
Whether you liked Tony Benn or not, he was a man of principle and that is sadly missing from politics today.
Whether you liked Tony Benn or not, he was a man of principle and that is sadly missing from politics today.
A voice from the past who warned about Mandelson.
And he was right.
And he was right.
February 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
If you’ve never read them, I would highly recommend that you do - The Benn Diaries - are three of the best books non fiction books I’ve ever read.
Whether you liked Tony Benn or not, he was a man of principle and that is sadly missing from politics today.
Whether you liked Tony Benn or not, he was a man of principle and that is sadly missing from politics today.
Dear @evanhd.bsky.social
Please don’t give Simon Armitage a job reading the weather. It’s miserable enough living with it let alone having someone who sounds like Eeyore on sedation reading out to me.
Thanks but no thanks…
Please don’t give Simon Armitage a job reading the weather. It’s miserable enough living with it let alone having someone who sounds like Eeyore on sedation reading out to me.
Thanks but no thanks…
February 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Dear @evanhd.bsky.social
Please don’t give Simon Armitage a job reading the weather. It’s miserable enough living with it let alone having someone who sounds like Eeyore on sedation reading out to me.
Thanks but no thanks…
Please don’t give Simon Armitage a job reading the weather. It’s miserable enough living with it let alone having someone who sounds like Eeyore on sedation reading out to me.
Thanks but no thanks…
So the Epstein files (that contain no mention of Starmer) could quite possibly end his premiership but a man across the pond (whose name is mentioned 34k in the files that have been released so far), & who is arguable the most powerful man in the world (but probably compromised) gets to keep his job
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
So the Epstein files (that contain no mention of Starmer) could quite possibly end his premiership but a man across the pond (whose name is mentioned 34k in the files that have been released so far), & who is arguable the most powerful man in the world (but probably compromised) gets to keep his job
These people think we are thick, don’t they?
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
These people think we are thick, don’t they?
My core British values are currently not aligned with yours Mr Starmer.
I want to see more help for young people in education, more help for people with disabilities and I don’t want to hear another fucking thing about immigration and small boats.
I want to see more help for young people in education, more help for people with disabilities and I don’t want to hear another fucking thing about immigration and small boats.
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 AM
My core British values are currently not aligned with yours Mr Starmer.
I want to see more help for young people in education, more help for people with disabilities and I don’t want to hear another fucking thing about immigration and small boats.
I want to see more help for young people in education, more help for people with disabilities and I don’t want to hear another fucking thing about immigration and small boats.
Trump has no friends. He DOES have people he uses.
Farage has no policies…just shite that comes out of his mouth that he hopes will get him elected.
Farage has no policies…just shite that comes out of his mouth that he hopes will get him elected.
Also, the irony is that if Starmer(not in Epstein Files) goes, it may well usher in Farage, who is in the Files; who is a personal friend of a man who appears 6000 times in the Files and is a self confessed sexual assaulter; and whose party is funded by others also in the Files......
February 5, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Trump has no friends. He DOES have people he uses.
Farage has no policies…just shite that comes out of his mouth that he hopes will get him elected.
Farage has no policies…just shite that comes out of his mouth that he hopes will get him elected.
I’m confident Mandelson will go to jail.
I’d eating my fucking hat if anyone mentioned in those files goes to jail for engaging in sex acts with underage girls.
Anyone.
It’s up to us to make that happen.
I’d eating my fucking hat if anyone mentioned in those files goes to jail for engaging in sex acts with underage girls.
Anyone.
It’s up to us to make that happen.
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I’m confident Mandelson will go to jail.
I’d eating my fucking hat if anyone mentioned in those files goes to jail for engaging in sex acts with underage girls.
Anyone.
It’s up to us to make that happen.
I’d eating my fucking hat if anyone mentioned in those files goes to jail for engaging in sex acts with underage girls.
Anyone.
It’s up to us to make that happen.
Feeling relief when the weird house noises are ghost and not something expensive that you can’t afford to fix is a whole different level of adulthood!
February 5, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Feeling relief when the weird house noises are ghost and not something expensive that you can’t afford to fix is a whole different level of adulthood!
Is anyone in a position of authority ever going to do anything about the young girls trafficked to powerful men which is, imho, being hideously ignored.
I expect they are rubbing their hands with glee that a new distraction has emerged…the traitor Mandelson. They’re all over that.
Makes my piss boil
I expect they are rubbing their hands with glee that a new distraction has emerged…the traitor Mandelson. They’re all over that.
Makes my piss boil
February 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Is anyone in a position of authority ever going to do anything about the young girls trafficked to powerful men which is, imho, being hideously ignored.
I expect they are rubbing their hands with glee that a new distraction has emerged…the traitor Mandelson. They’re all over that.
Makes my piss boil
I expect they are rubbing their hands with glee that a new distraction has emerged…the traitor Mandelson. They’re all over that.
Makes my piss boil
For the record, red wine and fish don’t go together.
In fact…mine died!
In fact…mine died!
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 PM
For the record, red wine and fish don’t go together.
In fact…mine died!
In fact…mine died!
My mate thinks he’s a chocolate orange.
Poor Terry. Looks like he’s gonna be sectioned…
Poor Terry. Looks like he’s gonna be sectioned…
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
My mate thinks he’s a chocolate orange.
Poor Terry. Looks like he’s gonna be sectioned…
Poor Terry. Looks like he’s gonna be sectioned…
I’ve just spent the last hour by my husbands grave.
He still thinks it’s going to be a fishpond!
He still thinks it’s going to be a fishpond!
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I’ve just spent the last hour by my husbands grave.
He still thinks it’s going to be a fishpond!
He still thinks it’s going to be a fishpond!