Dee Lomas
@deelomas.bsky.social
A carefully curated account of political and humorous shite. Prone to outbursts about Brexit and Tory corruption
And I screamed from the top of my lungs…
What’s going on..
What’s going on..
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
And I screamed from the top of my lungs…
What’s going on..
What’s going on..
I won’t be mourning.
Another old white nationalist racist bites the dust..,
Another old white nationalist racist bites the dust..,
December 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I won’t be mourning.
Another old white nationalist racist bites the dust..,
Another old white nationalist racist bites the dust..,
Diesoon and that fvck wit Witherspoon are two of most odious pieces of shit that ever were born in this country. They are so fvcking out of touch with reality, aren’t they?
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Diesoon and that fvck wit Witherspoon are two of most odious pieces of shit that ever were born in this country. They are so fvcking out of touch with reality, aren’t they?
If the game was Top Cvnts instead of Top Trumps who’d make your list?
Farage
The Orange one
MuskRat
BozoBoris
Dieson
Farage
The Orange one
MuskRat
BozoBoris
Dieson
December 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If the game was Top Cvnts instead of Top Trumps who’d make your list?
Farage
The Orange one
MuskRat
BozoBoris
Dieson
Farage
The Orange one
MuskRat
BozoBoris
Dieson
If I’ve washed my hands in a public toilet and find that the only option for drying them is a Dyson, I leave without drying them. Even if it was -20c - I’d rather risk fvcking frostbite than give that cvnt the pleasure of my business.
#FuckYouDyson
#FuckYouDyson
December 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If I’ve washed my hands in a public toilet and find that the only option for drying them is a Dyson, I leave without drying them. Even if it was -20c - I’d rather risk fvcking frostbite than give that cvnt the pleasure of my business.
#FuckYouDyson
#FuckYouDyson
I love surprising my body.
One moment I’m on a diet. The next it’s snack time. Then I run 5k and out of no where…boom…a big fat slice of Christmas cake!
One moment I’m on a diet. The next it’s snack time. Then I run 5k and out of no where…boom…a big fat slice of Christmas cake!
December 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I love surprising my body.
One moment I’m on a diet. The next it’s snack time. Then I run 5k and out of no where…boom…a big fat slice of Christmas cake!
One moment I’m on a diet. The next it’s snack time. Then I run 5k and out of no where…boom…a big fat slice of Christmas cake!
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death…
I remind myself that you can’t always trust Google Maps!
I remind myself that you can’t always trust Google Maps!
December 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death…
I remind myself that you can’t always trust Google Maps!
I remind myself that you can’t always trust Google Maps!
My ‘extra special turkey’ that was supposed to serve 8 hasn’t even managed to make me one drink yet…
December 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My ‘extra special turkey’ that was supposed to serve 8 hasn’t even managed to make me one drink yet…
I’m getting a head start on the new year.
I’ve already broken 3 of my resolutions!
I’ve already broken 3 of my resolutions!
December 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’m getting a head start on the new year.
I’ve already broken 3 of my resolutions!
I’ve already broken 3 of my resolutions!
My mantra for 2026:
Be careful who you trust.
Salt and sugar look the same.
Be careful who you trust.
Salt and sugar look the same.
December 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My mantra for 2026:
Be careful who you trust.
Salt and sugar look the same.
Be careful who you trust.
Salt and sugar look the same.
Tartiflette for tea tonight…
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Tartiflette for tea tonight…
It used to a be a christmas tradition for our whole family to go down to the pub, come home after a few hours and deck the halls.
To be honest, I’m surprised the Halls carried on living next door for as long as they did…
To be honest, I’m surprised the Halls carried on living next door for as long as they did…
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It used to a be a christmas tradition for our whole family to go down to the pub, come home after a few hours and deck the halls.
To be honest, I’m surprised the Halls carried on living next door for as long as they did…
To be honest, I’m surprised the Halls carried on living next door for as long as they did…
For lunch we are having bubble and squeak.
Which is sad because my kids loved those hamsters…
Which is sad because my kids loved those hamsters…
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
For lunch we are having bubble and squeak.
Which is sad because my kids loved those hamsters…
Which is sad because my kids loved those hamsters…
3 mates out on Christmas eve were tragically killed and all arrived at the pearly gates. St Peter said, “If you want to come thru the gates, you need to show you believe in tge birth of Jesus.”
The 1st man rummaged thru his pockets and pulled out a bunch of keys. He jingled them and said these
The 1st man rummaged thru his pockets and pulled out a bunch of keys. He jingled them and said these
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
3 mates out on Christmas eve were tragically killed and all arrived at the pearly gates. St Peter said, “If you want to come thru the gates, you need to show you believe in tge birth of Jesus.”
The 1st man rummaged thru his pockets and pulled out a bunch of keys. He jingled them and said these
The 1st man rummaged thru his pockets and pulled out a bunch of keys. He jingled them and said these
Merry merry merry Christmas you gorgeous bunch of rapscallions! I hope the season is filled with love and laughter, family and friends, and feasting and a glass or two!
From my family to yours!
From my family to yours!
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December 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Merry merry merry Christmas you gorgeous bunch of rapscallions! I hope the season is filled with love and laughter, family and friends, and feasting and a glass or two!
From my family to yours!
From my family to yours!
To anyone I have offended this year, stay offended. I meant it.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
To anyone I have offended this year, stay offended. I meant it.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
My vase: I’ve had enough of your shenanigans..
December 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My vase: I’ve had enough of your shenanigans..
An alternative christmas cake is on offer in my house this year.
A rich ginger cake with a cream cheese frosting…
It looks very festive!
A rich ginger cake with a cream cheese frosting…
It looks very festive!
December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
An alternative christmas cake is on offer in my house this year.
A rich ginger cake with a cream cheese frosting…
It looks very festive!
A rich ginger cake with a cream cheese frosting…
It looks very festive!
Behold•Mine•Box•Of•Fucks
I•Lament•For•It•Be•Empty
I•Lament•For•It•Be•Empty
December 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Behold•Mine•Box•Of•Fucks
I•Lament•For•It•Be•Empty
I•Lament•For•It•Be•Empty
You’ll never convince me that 2020 didn’t rip open a portal to hell we’re still stuck in till this day…
December 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You’ll never convince me that 2020 didn’t rip open a portal to hell we’re still stuck in till this day…
Them: What tires you out most at your job?
Me: pretending to be approachable, professional and sociable for 8 hours a day…
Me: pretending to be approachable, professional and sociable for 8 hours a day…
December 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Them: What tires you out most at your job?
Me: pretending to be approachable, professional and sociable for 8 hours a day…
Me: pretending to be approachable, professional and sociable for 8 hours a day…
My debit card feels more like a gift card. Not sure how much is on this but we’ll give it a try…
December 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My debit card feels more like a gift card. Not sure how much is on this but we’ll give it a try…
Literally not sure I can jingle all the way. Some of the way? Sure. Then I’m gonna need to stop and take a nap..
December 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Literally not sure I can jingle all the way. Some of the way? Sure. Then I’m gonna need to stop and take a nap..
The only thing that has been consistent this year is what the fvck…
December 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The only thing that has been consistent this year is what the fvck…
Me: I’ve been bitten by a wolf.
Doctor: Where?
Me: No, just a normal one…
Doctor: Where?
Me: No, just a normal one…
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me: I’ve been bitten by a wolf.
Doctor: Where?
Me: No, just a normal one…
Doctor: Where?
Me: No, just a normal one…