@happilyabbily.bsky.social
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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Salad, because I like chewing my water
April 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Salad, because I like chewing my water
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It's me, I'm bitches
- Payback, probably
- Payback, probably
March 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It's me, I'm bitches
- Payback, probably
- Payback, probably
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Zelenskyy wasn’t humiliated yesterday but every single patriotic American sure was.
March 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Zelenskyy wasn’t humiliated yesterday but every single patriotic American sure was.
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Yes
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Yes
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*joins violent mob wielding my wrought iron butterfly lawn ornament*
February 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
*joins violent mob wielding my wrought iron butterfly lawn ornament*
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Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn
February 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn
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Never been to a Buc-ees. About to walk in. What am I missing? #bucvirgin #bucees
February 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Never been to a Buc-ees. About to walk in. What am I missing? #bucvirgin #bucees
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for every 50 likes i’ll provide proof that muppets are being murdered for fashion.
February 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
for every 50 likes i’ll provide proof that muppets are being murdered for fashion.
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Ontario: Chill the fuck out y’all.
February 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ontario: Chill the fuck out y’all.
Sublime
la croix: cool ranch
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Sublime
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Heroic Secret Service Agent Shields Trump From Brittany Mahomes theonion.com/heroic-...
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Heroic Secret Service Agent Shields Trump From Brittany Mahomes theonion.com/heroic-...
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Oh good they did
they should let kansas city score one so they don’t feel bad about themselves, these kids have to face their dads afterward
February 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Oh good they did
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Hey kids, wanna go feed the *suddenly forgets the word 'ducks'*...lake chickens
February 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hey kids, wanna go feed the *suddenly forgets the word 'ducks'*...lake chickens
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Today’s chest and leg day.
-me, ordering at KFC
-me, ordering at KFC
December 5, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Today’s chest and leg day.
-me, ordering at KFC
-me, ordering at KFC
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[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
February 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
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Who sees the most buttholes each day?
A) Proctologist
B) Cat Owners
A) Proctologist
B) Cat Owners
February 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Who sees the most buttholes each day?
A) Proctologist
B) Cat Owners
A) Proctologist
B) Cat Owners
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Guy 1: I’m gonna braid these threads into string
Guy 2: I already braided those threads into string
Guy 1: but I wanted to braid the threads into string
Guy 2: well you can’t because they are already string for I have braided them
Guy 1, about to invent rope: WELL I’M GONNA BRAID THEM AGAIN
Guy 2: I already braided those threads into string
Guy 1: but I wanted to braid the threads into string
Guy 2: well you can’t because they are already string for I have braided them
Guy 1, about to invent rope: WELL I’M GONNA BRAID THEM AGAIN
February 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Guy 1: I’m gonna braid these threads into string
Guy 2: I already braided those threads into string
Guy 1: but I wanted to braid the threads into string
Guy 2: well you can’t because they are already string for I have braided them
Guy 1, about to invent rope: WELL I’M GONNA BRAID THEM AGAIN
Guy 2: I already braided those threads into string
Guy 1: but I wanted to braid the threads into string
Guy 2: well you can’t because they are already string for I have braided them
Guy 1, about to invent rope: WELL I’M GONNA BRAID THEM AGAIN
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Spot on from @chrismurphyct.bsky.social
February 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Spot on from @chrismurphyct.bsky.social
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BREAKING: KRISTI NOEM REFUSES TO RULE OUT DETAINING WOMEN, CHILDREN AT GUANTANAMO BAY AS PART OF DEPORTATION SWEEP — MEET THE PRESS
February 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
BREAKING: KRISTI NOEM REFUSES TO RULE OUT DETAINING WOMEN, CHILDREN AT GUANTANAMO BAY AS PART OF DEPORTATION SWEEP — MEET THE PRESS
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Remember when maga lost their minds because Hillary had a private email server? Anyway, a buncha random unelected 20 year old tech bros now have access to every single American's Social Security number so that's cool.
February 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Remember when maga lost their minds because Hillary had a private email server? Anyway, a buncha random unelected 20 year old tech bros now have access to every single American's Social Security number so that's cool.
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Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
theonion.com/fritola...
theonion.com/fritola...
February 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
theonion.com/fritola...
theonion.com/fritola...