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Han Solo Mio
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Grumbly network security janitor, runner, punk, s___ boarder, proud father.
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how much filler is in this guy's mug?
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
saying that 9% of the population -almost 1 in 10 people- is an illegal isn't just straight up racism, it's also fucking idiotic
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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In the future scientists will describe the fall of the United States as, “basically everything stopped needing to make sense, like at all”
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
🤞🤞
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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petro is so beast
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Honestly, until like the 1970s or 1980s, people have held the attitude that adult men having sex with teenagers is "normal" and "biologically wired." They still believe it, they just learned to stop talking about it openly at some point.
Conservatives when it's a 15 year old in library; "These are children and I can't believe we are letting them read smut like Twilight!!!"

Conservatives when it's a 15 year old sex trafficking victim; "Looks, these people are practically legal. Barely legal even"
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Men do not “have sex with underage girls” they rape them. Language matters. Children CANNOT consent
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
‪What are the guardrails? Is every video going to be reviewed?

What happens if someone manages to post a video shipping Poe and Finn?
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users

(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Etsy witches aren't working, so we need to move on to a higher power.

Oh great Diaper Genie, please come collect your bad orange man. Thank you.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Also, how fucking insane is it that Jeffrey Epstein found Donald Trump so morally repugnant he emailed evidence of his OWN CRIMES to the New York Times to stop his presidential run and the NYT just ignored them?

JEFFREY EPSTEIN had stronger convictions than the NYT.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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This means—among other things—the NYT has spent the last ten years whipping up hysteria over trans women being potential dangers to children when they knew an ACTUAL CHILD RAPIST was President.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
wow! hopefully a root cause can be determined so the situation can be rectified 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
my left shoulder is making a sound when I move it that is somewhere between a softly creaking chair and moving in a winter jacket, which is a fun new development
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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I’m at the Saturday Night Massacre.

I’m at the Wednesday Handy Situation.

I’m at the combination Saturday Night Massacre Wednesday Handy Situation.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Now the girl let the fat man touch her
Vodka fumes and the feel of a vulture
The driver waited in the embassy car
The fat man's trap was set for capture
So the girl let the thin man touch her
Mixing questions, drunken laughter
The ministry car was waiting there
A minister knows his own affair
The Clash - The Leader (Remastered) [Official Audio]
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November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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If this many wealthy people are illiterate idiots and so many in leadership roles are spineless outside of their own selfishness, perhaps there’s some flaws in our system
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Celina Midelfart?!? The writers are just fucking with us now
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
with apologies to xkcd
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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