Tom Hemsley
@guavaking.bsky.social
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NEW: The overwhelming majority of workers at The Columbus Dispatch and Newark Advocate have announced the formation of the Dispatch News Guild - @dispatchnewsguild.bsky.social
It’s the first time in the histories of both newspapers that journalists have unionized.
🖋️Sign their petition below!
It’s the first time in the histories of both newspapers that journalists have unionized.
🖋️Sign their petition below!
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
NEW: The overwhelming majority of workers at The Columbus Dispatch and Newark Advocate have announced the formation of the Dispatch News Guild - @dispatchnewsguild.bsky.social
It’s the first time in the histories of both newspapers that journalists have unionized.
🖋️Sign their petition below!
It’s the first time in the histories of both newspapers that journalists have unionized.
🖋️Sign their petition below!
Christ returns to the NBA
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Christ returns to the NBA
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
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Bumpin’ that youtu.be/yuh5umLxGaQ?...
Mistadobalina (music video) - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien
YouTube video by WaxTrax !
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Bumpin’ that youtu.be/yuh5umLxGaQ?...
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The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.
He pulled a reverse Urban Meyer.
Has there ever been a college football hire with this level of hype that went worse faster
Bill Belichick and Hulu's documentary to chronicle his first year at UNC has been canceled. Heh.
www.msn.com/en-us/sports...
www.msn.com/en-us/sports...
October 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
He pulled a reverse Urban Meyer.
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I used to love to watch boxing until it became clear what it was doing to the brains of those participating. After that it wasn't so much fun. I wouldn't have guessed the same thing would happen to me with stand up comedy for about the same reason.
October 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I used to love to watch boxing until it became clear what it was doing to the brains of those participating. After that it wasn't so much fun. I wouldn't have guessed the same thing would happen to me with stand up comedy for about the same reason.
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Covers you didn’t know you needed until you hit play right now
Fishbone - "Them Bones" by Alice In Chains | MoPOP Founders Award 2020
YouTube video by Museum of Pop Culture
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September 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Covers you didn’t know you needed until you hit play right now
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On Cinema Season 16 is coming to the HEI Network 10/1!
All HEI Network Members will be able to watch Season 16 on its premiere. Join today with a Monthly Sub for access to Season 16 as it airs or become an Annual Sub for our best deal!
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All HEI Network Members will be able to watch Season 16 on its premiere. Join today with a Monthly Sub for access to Season 16 as it airs or become an Annual Sub for our best deal!
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September 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
On Cinema Season 16 is coming to the HEI Network 10/1!
All HEI Network Members will be able to watch Season 16 on its premiere. Join today with a Monthly Sub for access to Season 16 as it airs or become an Annual Sub for our best deal!
Join the family: heinetwork.tv/join-now/
All HEI Network Members will be able to watch Season 16 on its premiere. Join today with a Monthly Sub for access to Season 16 as it airs or become an Annual Sub for our best deal!
Join the family: heinetwork.tv/join-now/
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I realize NO ONE else has this take, but I'm gonna say it:
The National Guard are scabs now.
These are potentially union jobs, many of which were outsourced, now they're insourced, but without union labor.
The National Guard are scabs now.
These are potentially union jobs, many of which were outsourced, now they're insourced, but without union labor.
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I realize NO ONE else has this take, but I'm gonna say it:
The National Guard are scabs now.
These are potentially union jobs, many of which were outsourced, now they're insourced, but without union labor.
The National Guard are scabs now.
These are potentially union jobs, many of which were outsourced, now they're insourced, but without union labor.
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Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...
August 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...
I live in a city so I don't have to be around republicans. The occasional panhandler is the cost of doing business.
JD Vance on homelessness: "I don't know why we accepted that it was reasonable to have crazy people yelling at our kids. You should not have to cross the street in downtown Atlanta to avoid a crazy person yelling at your family. Those are your streets."
August 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I live in a city so I don't have to be around republicans. The occasional panhandler is the cost of doing business.
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The Mark Price Bar (1993-1994): A log of caramel and pecans, covered in milk chocolate. This bar was made to honor Mark Price, guard for the Cleveland Cavaliers.
August 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The Mark Price Bar (1993-1994): A log of caramel and pecans, covered in milk chocolate. This bar was made to honor Mark Price, guard for the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Is the summit for or against human trafficking?
Attorney General Pam Bondi cancelled her appearance at the CPAC Human Trafficking Summit due to a torn cornea, per a statement read at the summit.
July 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Is the summit for or against human trafficking?
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Soooooo @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social decided to show up at the Wu-Tang Clan show.
You want to talk about trying to get votes.
You want to talk about trying to get votes.
July 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Soooooo @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social decided to show up at the Wu-Tang Clan show.
You want to talk about trying to get votes.
You want to talk about trying to get votes.
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Listen: I have never asked you for anything in my life. But after Mountain Monsters got canceled, three of the members are trying to resurrect the show on YouTube. They will start posting episodes if they reach 30k subscribers. They're at 20k: www.youtube.com/@SOATeamchan...
July 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Listen: I have never asked you for anything in my life. But after Mountain Monsters got canceled, three of the members are trying to resurrect the show on YouTube. They will start posting episodes if they reach 30k subscribers. They're at 20k: www.youtube.com/@SOATeamchan...
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My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"
My favourite Brian Wilson story was when Bono kneeled at his feet backstage & waxed lyrical about his influence, the power of music, transcendent, etc.
After several minutes of this he interrupted Bono by saying “Say, could you go get me a Coke?”
(In fairness, he apparently did)
After several minutes of this he interrupted Bono by saying “Say, could you go get me a Coke?”
(In fairness, he apparently did)
June 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
You would love to tell the guy what to do when life gives you lemons but you know he'd just fuck that up too.
Dan Bongino has a nice cry on Fox & Friends: "I gave up everything for this. I mean, my wife is struggling... I stare at these 4 walls all day in DC, you know, by myself, divorced from my wife. Not divorced, but I mean, separated. And it's hard."
(Note that Brian Kilmeade has to encourage him lol)
(Note that Brian Kilmeade has to encourage him lol)
May 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You would love to tell the guy what to do when life gives you lemons but you know he'd just fuck that up too.
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Ohio State has over three thousand at the moment, representing around 6% of the student body.
Congrats to all the American families who will get to pick up the tab now.
Congrats to all the American families who will get to pick up the tab now.
Middle America is gonna be stoked when tuition increases at every 4-year public with more than a handful of Chinese students.
May 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ohio State has over three thousand at the moment, representing around 6% of the student body.
Congrats to all the American families who will get to pick up the tab now.
Congrats to all the American families who will get to pick up the tab now.
Get behind the mule
Hold on
Make it rain
Tom Traubert's blues
Gun street girl
Hold on
Make it rain
Tom Traubert's blues
Gun street girl
May 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Get behind the mule
Hold on
Make it rain
Tom Traubert's blues
Gun street girl
Hold on
Make it rain
Tom Traubert's blues
Gun street girl
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May 2, 2025 at 11:34 AM