Doug
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Doug
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If you die in the dream, you die IN REAL LIFE
@britth.bsky.social Gonna come clean here: I had never in my life heard that The Facts of Life was a spinoff of anything, much less Diff'rent Strokes. Anyway, good game!
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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They do this when it's really really good
BLS has cancelled the October Jobs Report. It will be rolled into the November Report that will be published in December. No word on if that’s going to be Friday December 5 or not.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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sarah mcbride has voted with the progressive caucus on all things israel and is no longer an aipac candidate
I don't mean to be rude, but it is hard for me to get excited about Sarah McBride convincing other democrats to wag their finger at Nancy Mace or whatever given that McBride is, well, a supporter of genocide. www.autostraddle.com/sarah-mcbrid...
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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lol
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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he was a hunter, I was a bird
can I make it aaa-ny more obbb-vious
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
❤️❤️No❤️❤️
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.

In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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You guys will love this.

Older Model Y with No Elon sticker and Make This Car Less Embarrassing sticker.

Parked next to it on the driveway: A new Model Y.
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We should all make a little murder joke and get banned for three days like once a month. It'd be good for us.
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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If you're a Trek fan and you've never seen this Tumblr thread, do yourself a favor, it's fantastic.
Shout outs to the greatest Tumblr thread of all time:
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I understand wanting to indulge in the idea that Trump is somehow implicated in the Epstein files, but Trump just doesn’t strike me as someone who would ever be unfaithful to his wife
July 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just bring back George Lazenby, what's the problem
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"What's not to get? We fuck up horribly and then, months later, say there's nothing else we could have done. Stop being naive."
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
(After treating one symptom) Well that should fix the disease!
NEW YORK (AP) — Major League Baseball, sportsbooks say they will limit bets on individual pitches in response to pitch rigging scandal.
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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get a pair of Anthony Kiedis shoes, they have no problem coming in 16
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
So I guess the Giants are out
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM