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If you die in the dream, you die IN REAL LIFE
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The Zodiac killer code
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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A wall
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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A sunset on a beach. It's pretty nice.
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Katie Crutchfield, being cool
October 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Pretty good
The Greek Theater in Berkeley at sunset
October 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Fortunately pictures are still okay!
Clayton Kershaw looking sad in the dugout after a postseason start. Look at him! He's so sad! Hanging his head like a guy who's bad in October!
October 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Fucking wrong again, AI!
A Google search for "mccovey chronicles the llamas are always watching" The AI overview reads: The phrase "the llamas are always watching" was a recurring inside joke used by the San Francisco Giants fan blog McCovey Chronicles. The mysterious llamas were an amusing, long-running trope used to refer to a secretive, all-knowing presence observing the team and its fans. The llama joke has its roots in an anonymous story shared on the blog in 2014. Over time, the joke evolved into a fun way for the blog's writers and community to acknowledge or reference unseen forces, internal operations, or behind-the-scenes intrigue regarding the Giants team. This quirky sense of humor is characteristic of McCovey Chronicles, which is known for its funny and insightful commentary from the perspective of dedicated, and often long-suffering, Giants fans. While the phrase "the llamas are always watching" isn't used as frequently today, it remains a beloved inside joke for longtime readers of the site.
September 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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The fourth one didn't translate but I think you can figure it out.
Italian Instagram comments The same comments translated to English. These Italians are not impressed with the state of American democracy.
September 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Lmao @patrickwyman.bsky.social
PATRICK WYMAN: I think the most aggressive argument I ever had on campus was when I was 36 hours into a two-day bender, about 20 beers in the green, halfway through a pack of Marlboro Reds, and wouldn't let some Campus Crusade for Christ guy off the hook about his weak-ass theology of evil. Can't speak to the aftermath of the incident, because I fell asleep in an inflatable pool for a couple of hours afterward; perhaps I inspired one of the fiercest critics of cancel culture. Again, I doubt it. OTHER GUY: Profs really shouldn't behave this way. PATRICK WYMAN: I was 21 buddy
September 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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oh hell yeah
A list of Oscar nominations and wins, with a win for Best Sound
September 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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September 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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A wall
September 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Remembering some guys
September 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I asked AI and it says your article sucks. If you can outsource data collection, I can outsource my opinion on it!
A CNET link titled "AI Says These Are the Catchiest Songs of All Time"
August 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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A wall
August 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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FUCK OFF 52 DEMOCRATIC SEATS IN CONGRESS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
August 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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The going back for more olive Yoda meme picture
August 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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This is real testimony from Laura Loomer
21 Q What is your basis for saying she puts roast 22 beef in her pockets and in her pants? 0340 1 MR. KLAYMAN: Objection. Relevancy. 2 Harassment. 3 THE WITNESS: Because I know she likes 4 roast beef. 5 BY MS. BOLGER: 6 Q So what is your basis for saying she had 7 Arby's in her pants? 8 A Because I know she likes to eat at Arby's. 9 Q And she likes to put it in her pants; you 10 know that? 11 A Yeah. 12 Q She puts Arby's in her pants? 13 A Yeah. She does. 14 Q Okay. If I ask Marjorie Taylor Greene, she 15 would tell you that she puts Arby's in her pants? 16 A I -- it's my best belief that she would tell 17 you that. Yes. 18 Q Okay. Are you making a derogatory comment 19 about her sex life by talking about Arby's in her 20 pants? 21 A No. I'm talking about Arby's, the 22 sandwiches. I'm talking about Arby's. I would -- I'm 0341 1 a very direct person. If I was making a derogatory 2 comment, I would have said it.
August 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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read em and weep
A baseball reference screenshot. By implication, you understand the stats are Ryan Garko's. His stats as a Giant are quite bad.
August 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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ATTENTION CRACKHEADS
Sign on beach reading "DANGER KEEP AWAY FROM PIPE"
August 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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A wall
August 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Live music: cool! @trousdalemusic.bsky.social
The band Trousdale
August 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Jesus Rodriguez has a unique way of getting ready to see a pitch
August 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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A wall
August 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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WE'RE RICH!!!! @legaleagle7223.bsky.social WE FINALLY GOT OUR BIG BREAK!!!!!
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July 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM