Potentate Hawtshot
@greegreehoist.bsky.social
Here for the respectful lols
I am not apolitical in life, but I usually am HERE
She/her
I am not apolitical in life, but I usually am HERE
She/her
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sometimes I think mankind is truly capable of experiencing only two emotions, fear and grief, and what we perceive as joy are only those brief moments when we are feeling neither fear nor grief. and itchiness. mankind can also feel itchiness
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
sometimes I think mankind is truly capable of experiencing only two emotions, fear and grief, and what we perceive as joy are only those brief moments when we are feeling neither fear nor grief. and itchiness. mankind can also feel itchiness
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People always ask me what a grey alien tastes like. A little like lutefisk and pop rocks.
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
People always ask me what a grey alien tastes like. A little like lutefisk and pop rocks.
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Who among us has not wondered at a wall.
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Who among us has not wondered at a wall.
Miami can be pretty
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Miami can be pretty
got a new vintage dress in the mail. It's a smidge too big. I might have the sewing skills to take it in, but do I want to?
bleh, PROJECTS
bleh, PROJECTS
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
got a new vintage dress in the mail. It's a smidge too big. I might have the sewing skills to take it in, but do I want to?
bleh, PROJECTS
bleh, PROJECTS
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
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icymi, Musk's Ai, Grok, appears to have been instructed to always say Musk is the best at everything. And, when you do that, it turns out there's a loophole!
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
icymi, Musk's Ai, Grok, appears to have been instructed to always say Musk is the best at everything. And, when you do that, it turns out there's a loophole!
The problem with shopping seventies vintage is they're all for autumns and I am definitely a winter.
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The problem with shopping seventies vintage is they're all for autumns and I am definitely a winter.
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words are magic. magic is words.
this is some as above/so below shit.
this is some as above/so below shit.
“Adversarial poetry.”
Love this. Obvs.
Love this. Obvs.
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
words are magic. magic is words.
this is some as above/so below shit.
this is some as above/so below shit.
I need to become friends with a writer so I can selflessly provide them with material by my untimely death.
I mean, if it IS untimely. If not...carry on, friendless me. Carry on
I mean, if it IS untimely. If not...carry on, friendless me. Carry on
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I need to become friends with a writer so I can selflessly provide them with material by my untimely death.
I mean, if it IS untimely. If not...carry on, friendless me. Carry on
I mean, if it IS untimely. If not...carry on, friendless me. Carry on
Folks, all the vintage in Miami seems to be Y2K and, y'all...
*sigh* I am NOT here for it
*sigh* I am NOT here for it
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Folks, all the vintage in Miami seems to be Y2K and, y'all...
*sigh* I am NOT here for it
*sigh* I am NOT here for it
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Manspreading is when you melt a guy in a fiery crucible and use the fatty drippings to make a savory margarine.
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Manspreading is when you melt a guy in a fiery crucible and use the fatty drippings to make a savory margarine.
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British lady: Do you want to go back to mine?
Me: I thought you'd never ask. *pulls out a pickaxe and lamp helmet*
Me: I thought you'd never ask. *pulls out a pickaxe and lamp helmet*
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
British lady: Do you want to go back to mine?
Me: I thought you'd never ask. *pulls out a pickaxe and lamp helmet*
Me: I thought you'd never ask. *pulls out a pickaxe and lamp helmet*
Whenever someone compliments my hair (which is often!), I always want to survey them.
What specifically do you like? The color? Length? Style? Body? How can my hair be improved?
Fortunately I just smile and say thanks
What specifically do you like? The color? Length? Style? Body? How can my hair be improved?
Fortunately I just smile and say thanks
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Whenever someone compliments my hair (which is often!), I always want to survey them.
What specifically do you like? The color? Length? Style? Body? How can my hair be improved?
Fortunately I just smile and say thanks
What specifically do you like? The color? Length? Style? Body? How can my hair be improved?
Fortunately I just smile and say thanks
Who cares about becoming invisible to men?
I started to feel my age when I became invisible to WOMEN
(not my hair tho, that gets lots of rave reviews)
I started to feel my age when I became invisible to WOMEN
(not my hair tho, that gets lots of rave reviews)
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Who cares about becoming invisible to men?
I started to feel my age when I became invisible to WOMEN
(not my hair tho, that gets lots of rave reviews)
I started to feel my age when I became invisible to WOMEN
(not my hair tho, that gets lots of rave reviews)
The actions that would reduce my anxiety about money instead increase my anxiety because now I am thinking about my money
so this wad of cash STAYS under the litter box !
so this wad of cash STAYS under the litter box !
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The actions that would reduce my anxiety about money instead increase my anxiety because now I am thinking about my money
so this wad of cash STAYS under the litter box !
so this wad of cash STAYS under the litter box !
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Like Water for Chocolate for No Country for Old Men
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Like Water for Chocolate for No Country for Old Men
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The 'there are only two sexes: the one I have with your mom and the one I have with your dad' bit is too long to be a useful bumper sticker, alas.
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The 'there are only two sexes: the one I have with your mom and the one I have with your dad' bit is too long to be a useful bumper sticker, alas.
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He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
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[my funeral]
A bear emerges from the nearby woods, knocks the coffin over; it breaks open and my body flops out; the bear drags it away, but four eagles swoop in and fight the bear off, then fly away with most of my body, now in pieces.
My wife: It's what he would have wanted.
A bear emerges from the nearby woods, knocks the coffin over; it breaks open and my body flops out; the bear drags it away, but four eagles swoop in and fight the bear off, then fly away with most of my body, now in pieces.
My wife: It's what he would have wanted.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
[my funeral]
A bear emerges from the nearby woods, knocks the coffin over; it breaks open and my body flops out; the bear drags it away, but four eagles swoop in and fight the bear off, then fly away with most of my body, now in pieces.
My wife: It's what he would have wanted.
A bear emerges from the nearby woods, knocks the coffin over; it breaks open and my body flops out; the bear drags it away, but four eagles swoop in and fight the bear off, then fly away with most of my body, now in pieces.
My wife: It's what he would have wanted.
I had to disturb my cat on my lap so I could go change the laundry. He looked at me in disgust. "You are a slave to the machines," he said
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I had to disturb my cat on my lap so I could go change the laundry. He looked at me in disgust. "You are a slave to the machines," he said
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Did I read the new Epstein emails? No I did not. I saw "confidential and intended only for the use of the addressee" and closed the tab immediately. You won't catch me engaging in unauthorized activity that is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful.
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Did I read the new Epstein emails? No I did not. I saw "confidential and intended only for the use of the addressee" and closed the tab immediately. You won't catch me engaging in unauthorized activity that is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful.
I hope @addiane.bsky.social is having the bestest, luckiest birthday EVER!
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I hope @addiane.bsky.social is having the bestest, luckiest birthday EVER!
I wonder if people who name their kids Jeighlieghden name their dogs Bob
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I wonder if people who name their kids Jeighlieghden name their dogs Bob
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There's a simple solution to the dead 007 problem:
Make Bond a timelord.
Make Bond a timelord.
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
There's a simple solution to the dead 007 problem:
Make Bond a timelord.
Make Bond a timelord.