ashsong gloombirb 🕯💀🩸
@crow.stormsong.org
⤵️: add 👻👻 to your mana pool
🧙♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦⬛
🏳️⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (he/him or she/her are fine)
🧠 neuroing divergently
🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.
🧙♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦⬛
🏳️⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (he/him or she/her are fine)
🧠 neuroing divergently
🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.
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ashsong gloombirb 🕯💀🩸
@crow.stormsong.org
· Oct 10
'[account] has followed you'
Me: (inhales slowly through teeth) yeah, I wouldn't.............DO.............that
Me: (inhales slowly through teeth) yeah, I wouldn't.............DO.............that
Roku City to Walmart Whoville is the exact opposite of a glow-up.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Roku City to Walmart Whoville is the exact opposite of a glow-up.
Suddenly reminded how much I hated Kylo Ren's saber. I liked the unstable, flickery look of the blade but those fucking quillons still enrage me to this day.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Suddenly reminded how much I hated Kylo Ren's saber. I liked the unstable, flickery look of the blade but those fucking quillons still enrage me to this day.
dipshits watermarking their gen 'ai' images are the absolute bottom of the well
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
dipshits watermarking their gen 'ai' images are the absolute bottom of the well
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"there's no third places"
Wrong. There's volcanoes.
Wrong. There's volcanoes.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"there's no third places"
Wrong. There's volcanoes.
Wrong. There's volcanoes.
Where is the robo-shower. Where.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Where is the robo-shower. Where.
retvrn
Reminiscing about the days on Bluesky before the app had gifs when we just had to type "white guy blinking dot gif" and assume everybody else was picturing the right one
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
retvrn
Going to pull dinner from the oven and wailed (autistically) WHEEERE ARE MY IMPLEMENTS
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Going to pull dinner from the oven and wailed (autistically) WHEEERE ARE MY IMPLEMENTS
Thanksgiving reminder that if one of your parents sucks, I'm that parent now. If they both suck, I'm both your parents.
I love you and I'm proud of you, kiddo.
I love you and I'm proud of you, kiddo.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Thanksgiving reminder that if one of your parents sucks, I'm that parent now. If they both suck, I'm both your parents.
I love you and I'm proud of you, kiddo.
I love you and I'm proud of you, kiddo.
currently dying Elvis-style
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
currently dying Elvis-style
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as a non-binary person, my fervent wish is to be left alone. don't think or talk about us anymore until you can all behave like adults. go away. personally speaking, of course
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
as a non-binary person, my fervent wish is to be left alone. don't think or talk about us anymore until you can all behave like adults. go away. personally speaking, of course
Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien
![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien
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when something reminds you of balls feel free to call it “scrotesque”
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
when something reminds you of balls feel free to call it “scrotesque”
I got my 'tism in one hand and my .454 Casull in the other. Approach the fuckin' bench.
I get a bit irritated when I see “now they’re coming after disabled people?!” like we didn’t all see that clip in 2015.
They have ALWAYS been coming after disabled people. They use us to stoke fear, to delegitimize the agency of our own and other groups, as scapegoats, as bellwethers, as excuses.
They have ALWAYS been coming after disabled people. They use us to stoke fear, to delegitimize the agency of our own and other groups, as scapegoats, as bellwethers, as excuses.
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I got my 'tism in one hand and my .454 Casull in the other. Approach the fuckin' bench.
unmake them
they should do something new with bananas
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
unmake them
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pretty messed up that the grinch doesn't wear pants and decided to live at the highest point in town
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
pretty messed up that the grinch doesn't wear pants and decided to live at the highest point in town
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ADHD & Autism often co-occur
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
ADHD & Autism often co-occur
According to Math™, I am a hair away from being (theoretically) able to meet the bench goal I set for myself by end of year. I'm too skeered to try it today, but I've got five weeks left.
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
According to Math™, I am a hair away from being (theoretically) able to meet the bench goal I set for myself by end of year. I'm too skeered to try it today, but I've got five weeks left.
TMZ is on at the gym and they're doing some story about how somebody is '10% straight' and 'still hooks up with women'.
TMZ are on a completely different axis than Fox, but they need to be destroyed just as much.
TMZ are on a completely different axis than Fox, but they need to be destroyed just as much.
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
TMZ is on at the gym and they're doing some story about how somebody is '10% straight' and 'still hooks up with women'.
TMZ are on a completely different axis than Fox, but they need to be destroyed just as much.
TMZ are on a completely different axis than Fox, but they need to be destroyed just as much.
Left earbud officially dead; won't charge at all. This is the third pair in four years to lose the left side and I even splurged for nice ones this time. What the fuck?
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Left earbud officially dead; won't charge at all. This is the third pair in four years to lose the left side and I even splurged for nice ones this time. What the fuck?
Hard not to respond to someone's post about things they saw in Target like WHY ARE YOU IN TARGET, MOTHERFUCKER
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hard not to respond to someone's post about things they saw in Target like WHY ARE YOU IN TARGET, MOTHERFUCKER
That article like 'please buy a new phone, my economy is dying' is hilarious. It's making me even more committed to trading my smartphone for a dumbshit flip phone.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
That article like 'please buy a new phone, my economy is dying' is hilarious. It's making me even more committed to trading my smartphone for a dumbshit flip phone.
Tagin' Dragon.
Besides Mega Man, name an NES game.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Tagin' Dragon.
although ironically, all monoliths are women
trans women are not a monolith. cis women are not a monolith. women are not a monolith
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
although ironically, all monoliths are women
if i could start again
a million miles away
i'd be dead in space
eh, either way
a million miles away
i'd be dead in space
eh, either way
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
if i could start again
a million miles away
i'd be dead in space
eh, either way
a million miles away
i'd be dead in space
eh, either way
Kind of excited to put up the Yule decor this week.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Kind of excited to put up the Yule decor this week.