wack bagans 👻💀
@crow.stormsong.org
⤵️: add 👻👻 to your mana pool
🧙♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦⬛
🏳️⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (he/him or she/her are fine)
🧠 neuroing divergently
🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.
🧙♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦⬛
🏳️⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (he/him or she/her are fine)
🧠 neuroing divergently
🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.
Pinned
wack bagans 👻💀
@crow.stormsong.org
· Oct 10
'[account] has followed you'
Me: (inhales slowly through teeth) yeah, I wouldn't.............DO.............that
Me: (inhales slowly through teeth) yeah, I wouldn't.............DO.............that
My gods, that Winternight Trilogy is staggeringly good. Thank you, Katherine Arden.
January 19, 2026 at 4:33 AM
My gods, that Winternight Trilogy is staggeringly good. Thank you, Katherine Arden.
Damn, I could MAKE USE of some brownies.
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Damn, I could MAKE USE of some brownies.
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in a just world that valued human life and dignity, advertising would be illegal or at the very least so heavily regulated that it is borderline illegal.
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
in a just world that valued human life and dignity, advertising would be illegal or at the very least so heavily regulated that it is borderline illegal.
I don't love that we've photographed that Real Actual Patriot who took his rifle out to observe ICE and protect his hood, but I do love that he's out there doing it.
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I don't love that we've photographed that Real Actual Patriot who took his rifle out to observe ICE and protect his hood, but I do love that he's out there doing it.
Fumbling about with belovèd's Cricut machine and, naturally, my first Sticker Idea requires a technique I don't seem to be able to explain to the thing.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Fumbling about with belovèd's Cricut machine and, naturally, my first Sticker Idea requires a technique I don't seem to be able to explain to the thing.
🎶 hey there, Delilah
what the fuckin' fuck is this shit
what the fuckin' fuck is this shit
January 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
🎶 hey there, Delilah
what the fuckin' fuck is this shit
what the fuckin' fuck is this shit
the vaginocologist
January 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
the vaginocologist
Awfully tired for somebody who slept around fourteen hours last night and has barely gotten off the couch today.
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Awfully tired for somebody who slept around fourteen hours last night and has barely gotten off the couch today.
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Tumulus builder: The grand burial of our chieftain will grant him immortality. Our way of life shall reign eternal
Artisan pressing coarse fibers into clay, unknowingly damning 1000 years of his descendants to be known the Coarse Fiber Ware Culture: oh for sure
Artisan pressing coarse fibers into clay, unknowingly damning 1000 years of his descendants to be known the Coarse Fiber Ware Culture: oh for sure
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Tumulus builder: The grand burial of our chieftain will grant him immortality. Our way of life shall reign eternal
Artisan pressing coarse fibers into clay, unknowingly damning 1000 years of his descendants to be known the Coarse Fiber Ware Culture: oh for sure
Artisan pressing coarse fibers into clay, unknowingly damning 1000 years of his descendants to be known the Coarse Fiber Ware Culture: oh for sure
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
LEAVE. THE MOON. ALONE.
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
LEAVE. THE MOON. ALONE.
I'm reading a book that's been on my TBR for a long while and it is deeply boring. I'm about halfway through and skimmed something like thirty pages because the second POV character's storyline is hot 'n' stinky.
It is, however, too late in the evening to drop it and start another.
It is, however, too late in the evening to drop it and start another.
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I'm reading a book that's been on my TBR for a long while and it is deeply boring. I'm about halfway through and skimmed something like thirty pages because the second POV character's storyline is hot 'n' stinky.
It is, however, too late in the evening to drop it and start another.
It is, however, too late in the evening to drop it and start another.
Here's an 'extreme police emergency' alert instructing me to shelter in place and avoid doors & windows. Fun.
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Here's an 'extreme police emergency' alert instructing me to shelter in place and avoid doors & windows. Fun.
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gods, I hope she's right
Heard a like 7yo kid angrily ask his mom "WHERE'S THE FOG MONSTER!?" and the mom sternly answered "THE FOG MONSTER IS COMING ON WEDNESDAY." as if she was absolutely fed up with him. What do they know
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
gods, I hope she's right
rooting for the broncos because bills are the enemy of all working people held down by capitalism
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
rooting for the broncos because bills are the enemy of all working people held down by capitalism
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We should bring back first and second sleeps. Clearly this attempt to have 8 consecutive hours of sleep is a failure.
January 18, 2026 at 12:53 AM
We should bring back first and second sleeps. Clearly this attempt to have 8 consecutive hours of sleep is a failure.
We were maybe better before cars, when your transportation was a sentient creature that could bite you.
January 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
We were maybe better before cars, when your transportation was a sentient creature that could bite you.
I would play the FUCK out of some Breath of Fire (any of the first three) right about now.
January 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I would play the FUCK out of some Breath of Fire (any of the first three) right about now.
I miss games like this. I might have to go dig up Might & Magic 3-6.
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I miss games like this. I might have to go dig up Might & Magic 3-6.
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Today's snow lantern.
Using a votive candle in a little jar, more wind-resistant than a tealight.
Using a votive candle in a little jar, more wind-resistant than a tealight.
January 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Today's snow lantern.
Using a votive candle in a little jar, more wind-resistant than a tealight.
Using a votive candle in a little jar, more wind-resistant than a tealight.
I am very much the target audience for omnibus editions. I don't have a lot of books on my shelf — being that I am a proud Library User — but if I buy any series in future I'll absolutely prefer an omnibus.
January 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I am very much the target audience for omnibus editions. I don't have a lot of books on my shelf — being that I am a proud Library User — but if I buy any series in future I'll absolutely prefer an omnibus.
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If Heath is a male name and Heather is a female name, there should be the gender neutral name Heathest.
January 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
If Heath is a male name and Heather is a female name, there should be the gender neutral name Heathest.
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Your secret is safe with me I'm pretty stupid
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Your secret is safe with me I'm pretty stupid
the craving for Body Numbers™ is upon me and I find myself slyly eyeballing a WHOOP again
January 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM
the craving for Body Numbers™ is upon me and I find myself slyly eyeballing a WHOOP again