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🧙‍♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦‍⬛
🏳️‍⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (he/him or she/her are fine)
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🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.
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BLEGH
Pope Leo holding a microphone in both hands, appearing to be singing or speaking. He is surrounded by men in black.
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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sometimes I don't realize I have already had a thought
Two bluesky posts by user ashsong gloombirb. Each is a riff on the Mark Morrison song 'Return of the Mack', featuring the main chorus lyric changed to 'return of my ass'.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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can't help but read this as 'bitch UR bow'
A silver car badge reading BITURBO 4MATIC
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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So fuck Coffee Mate too, now? We can't have fucking anything any more.
Tow bottles of Coffee Mate creamer with Harry Potter themes.
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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A cartoon character with black hair and glasses gestures to a yellow butterfly. A window in a pink wall is visible behind the character. The butterfly is labelled UNUSUALLY DEPRESSED MOOD. At the bottom of the image are the words IS THIS PRODROME?
October 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Hm.
DuckDuckGo screenshot showing a search for 'thriller lyrics' and the first line of Michael Jackson's 'Thriller'.
October 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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ultros lookin motherfucker
Purple and blue inflatable octopus decoration. It appears to be breaching the ground outside of a house.
October 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Hm.
JAV Titles Daddy Told Me To Cum Here. little lamb Pearlescent gobs of what. Your text cut off after 'pearlescent gobs of.' Also who is this
October 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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SEVENTEEN. YEARS.
The Horseman's Reins Soulbound Flying Mount Use: Teaches you how to summon this mount. This mount changes depending on your Riding skill and location. Not learned. Serilyn 1 (Bags: 1) Total owned: 1
October 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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My local supermarché has sold out of Franklins (pictured). Moral of the story: buy the plushie.
A black-and-orange Hallowe'en-themed cow plushie sits on a store shelf.
October 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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YOU BASTIDS
A large orange pumpkin sits on a grey wood porch. The pumpkin has a large hole chewed in it and pumpkin guts are scattered all about.
October 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Cartoon of a light-skinned male-presenting person with dark hair and glasses gesturing to a yellow butterfly in front of a window. The person is labelled ME, the butterfly ANY UNEXPECTED PHYSICAL SENSATION OR CONDITION, and the bottom of the frame IS THIS PRODROME?
October 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I know I'm meant to read 'bee's knees' but all I can hear is Meatwad saying 'I'm in the bezknez of givin' you the bezknez'.
A Colorado license plate reading BEZKNEZ
October 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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For those unfamiliar with the life of star Brandon Lee:
After being cast to headline The Crow, Lee had filmed nearly all of his scenes when he was fatally wounded on set by a prop gun.
October 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I know it's probably meant to be 'eye candy', but all I can see is like Andrew 'Dice' Clay going 'eyyy, candy!'
A red Corvette with the license plate EYCANDY
October 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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'great' 'minds'
Bluesky screenshot showing another account and I have made the same post at the same time.
October 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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One of today's library gets seems not to have been checked out in twenty-eight years.
FICTION BLOCH, R Bloch, Robert, 1917—1994 Midnight pleasures DATE DUE March 17 1997
October 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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with what
Today's weather Sun, Sep 28 High 82° Partly sunny with a thundershower on the prowl this afternoon
September 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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squad goals
Caspar David Friedrich's 'Wanderer'. A painting of a person in a black coat and high boots stands atop a rocky promontory over a wild sea, facing away from the viewer. They have short blond hair and appear to be wearing a sword.
September 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Like this, only Ideally with more vibrant colors.
A medieval urine wheel chart, showing various colors of urine and what each indicates to one's health. At the center is a drawing of a seated figure in an orange robe holding a bottle. Another figure in a green tunic and red hose stands nearby, pointing at the seated figure.
September 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Belovèd has turned the heat on.
A cartoon general sits at a table, his hands folded. The caption reads WAR WERE DECLARED.
September 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I cropped out the horrible men in case anyone needs this.
AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT banner.
September 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Is that what y'all call it now?
A black sticker with a yellow diamond displaying various water sports and the name GOLDEN RIVER SPORTS.
September 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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::tapping monitor aggressively:: AMERICA EXPLAIN
A box of Cheez-It pepperoni frozen pizza.
September 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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let me set out
ain't here to lose
fight with me? silly goose
A sign reading PACK IT IN PACK IT OUT
September 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM