Greatest Tanuki
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Fart joke
they/them, tremendously funny
they/them, tremendously funny
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Going to the store and slapping "Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™️ Series" stickers on magic product
Real missed opportunity that nobody ever called Ben Roethlisberger the Abominable Throwman
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Real missed opportunity that nobody ever called Ben Roethlisberger the Abominable Throwman
Get in touch with Romeo Doubs' Guardian Cap guy
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Get in touch with Romeo Doubs' Guardian Cap guy
Bo Nix looks like one of those 50s athletes trying to sell you ovaltine
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Bo Nix looks like one of those 50s athletes trying to sell you ovaltine
Tony Romo just said "Look at the holes out here" and honestly that's a banger slogan for a dating app.
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tony Romo just said "Look at the holes out here" and honestly that's a banger slogan for a dating app.
One of my consistently held beliefs is that I never want my football team to be coached by somebody whose dad has a blue link on wikipedia. The same applies to politicians.
This man sounds wildly insufferable??? His career is “influencer”??? He has absolutely no qualifications???? He is running on the Kennedy name recognition alone???? The Times repeatedly calls him a prince??? Can we just fucking stop with this political dynasty nightmare????
Jack Schlossberg, Social Media Provocateur, Gives Politics a Try
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
One of my consistently held beliefs is that I never want my football team to be coached by somebody whose dad has a blue link on wikipedia. The same applies to politicians.
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[NYC guido voice] eyyyyy whoa it’s joey fags!
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
[NYC guido voice] eyyyyy whoa it’s joey fags!
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if you'd like a special little treat please google "dave portnoy tippy toes"
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
if you'd like a special little treat please google "dave portnoy tippy toes"
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
Buster Bolton revealing what he did to Biffo's brother
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Buster Bolton revealing what he did to Biffo's brother
Ian, Shough is older than Rattler
Sources: The future is now in New Orleans, with the Saints starting rookie quarterback Tyler Shough.
Spencer Rattler now heads to the bench, while the second-rounder moves to the forefront in a decision coach Kellen Moore informed them of today.
Spencer Rattler now heads to the bench, while the second-rounder moves to the forefront in a decision coach Kellen Moore informed them of today.
October 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Ian, Shough is older than Rattler
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Steelers out here looking like this
October 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Steelers out here looking like this
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I don’t think someone thought through this graphic the Bengals put out lmao
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I don’t think someone thought through this graphic the Bengals put out lmao
I realize I haven't posted much recently. This is both because I have been making good mental health decisions and also because I am still thinking about the condiment sow
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I realize I haven't posted much recently. This is both because I have been making good mental health decisions and also because I am still thinking about the condiment sow
I am always thinking about the condiment sow.
October 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I am always thinking about the condiment sow.
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mac jones thought about death for the first time and went out and threw for 350 yds
October 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
mac jones thought about death for the first time and went out and threw for 350 yds
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i'm trying to become the youngest player to ever top 8 a pro tour. it's hard doing this in your mid-20s but mama didn't raise a quitter
October 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i'm trying to become the youngest player to ever top 8 a pro tour. it's hard doing this in your mid-20s but mama didn't raise a quitter
I'm gifting this thing to my worst enemy
September 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I'm gifting this thing to my worst enemy
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Yao when he’s next to Charles Barkley
September 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yao when he’s next to Charles Barkley
There is a guy named Bhayshul Tuten in the NFL and he is good and I think that's magical
September 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
There is a guy named Bhayshul Tuten in the NFL and he is good and I think that's magical
Not to be controversial about recent news but Luka Doncic is pretty good, maybe the Mavs could have used him
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Not to be controversial about recent news but Luka Doncic is pretty good, maybe the Mavs could have used him
Not to be controversial about recent news, but I think the Cowboys could have used Micah Parsons...
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Not to be controversial about recent news, but I think the Cowboys could have used Micah Parsons...
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Also per NFL Pro: The Packers hit Lions ball carriers behind the line of scrimmage on 16 of 22 carries (72.7%), the highest rate the Lions have allowed in a game under Dan Campbell.
September 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Also per NFL Pro: The Packers hit Lions ball carriers behind the line of scrimmage on 16 of 22 carries (72.7%), the highest rate the Lions have allowed in a game under Dan Campbell.
Micah fucking Parsons
September 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Micah fucking Parsons
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