Gormley
@gormley.bsky.social
Making many contributions to society including video games
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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all
June 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all
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I said to a coworker, “How are you?” and he said, “Good, how are you?” and I said, “Good, how are you?” because I don’t know how conversation works.
June 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I said to a coworker, “How are you?” and he said, “Good, how are you?” and I said, “Good, how are you?” because I don’t know how conversation works.
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There should be a disclaimer on every tv show hosted by a streaming service that was cancelled before plot holes were resolved.
May 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
There should be a disclaimer on every tv show hosted by a streaming service that was cancelled before plot holes were resolved.
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I hate crypto, I hate online gambling, I hate AI, I hate pay-later, I hate subscription models, I hate the gig economy, I hate ring cameras, I hate drones, I hate self checkout.
I don't want to come off as a luddite but capitalism's hold on tech sucks.
I don't want to come off as a luddite but capitalism's hold on tech sucks.
May 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I hate crypto, I hate online gambling, I hate AI, I hate pay-later, I hate subscription models, I hate the gig economy, I hate ring cameras, I hate drones, I hate self checkout.
I don't want to come off as a luddite but capitalism's hold on tech sucks.
I don't want to come off as a luddite but capitalism's hold on tech sucks.
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listening to the mclusky album that just came out: I am going to throw a brick at a car
listening to the kara-lis coverdale album that just came out: I am going to hand feed a deer in a glade
listening to the kara-lis coverdale album that just came out: I am going to hand feed a deer in a glade
May 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
listening to the mclusky album that just came out: I am going to throw a brick at a car
listening to the kara-lis coverdale album that just came out: I am going to hand feed a deer in a glade
listening to the kara-lis coverdale album that just came out: I am going to hand feed a deer in a glade
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lol your posts are so funny dude. what’s your address
October 24, 2024 at 2:44 AM
lol your posts are so funny dude. what’s your address
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![screenshot from DoorDash app. Reads:
Step 4: Whipped Cream
Optional
[check box] No Cream
[check box] Yea Cream On It](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m3qqi5ttz7ars5cmz2o6nmkj/bafkreihnlrynnuvmyy7l3jknpnkzhi6f2bthdfb36liapawmheizas5xzq@jpeg)
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I've had enough of computer
April 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I've had enough of computer
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imagine a post. it’s just says Dunkaccino. BUT, it’s in the Dune font
March 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I hate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef doesn't have any tattoos
February 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I hate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef doesn't have any tattoos
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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
January 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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ME: hello John Wick how was your day
JOHN WICK: not good roomie, I could sure use a refreshing gogurt *opens refrigerator* who ate the last gogurt
ME: *starts sweating*
JOHN WICK: not good roomie, I could sure use a refreshing gogurt *opens refrigerator* who ate the last gogurt
ME: *starts sweating*
January 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
ME: hello John Wick how was your day
JOHN WICK: not good roomie, I could sure use a refreshing gogurt *opens refrigerator* who ate the last gogurt
ME: *starts sweating*
JOHN WICK: not good roomie, I could sure use a refreshing gogurt *opens refrigerator* who ate the last gogurt
ME: *starts sweating*
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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[hosting a party]
wife: ed’s very sensitive about not working right now don’t bring it up
[later]
ed: can I use your blender & make margaritas?
me: nah that blender doesn’t even wor--
*catches ed’s eye*
me: uh-- operate ..anymore.
*ed, the surgeon, starts to weep gently*
wife: ed’s very sensitive about not working right now don’t bring it up
[later]
ed: can I use your blender & make margaritas?
me: nah that blender doesn’t even wor--
*catches ed’s eye*
me: uh-- operate ..anymore.
*ed, the surgeon, starts to weep gently*
November 19, 2024 at 5:56 PM
[hosting a party]
wife: ed’s very sensitive about not working right now don’t bring it up
[later]
ed: can I use your blender & make margaritas?
me: nah that blender doesn’t even wor--
*catches ed’s eye*
me: uh-- operate ..anymore.
*ed, the surgeon, starts to weep gently*
wife: ed’s very sensitive about not working right now don’t bring it up
[later]
ed: can I use your blender & make margaritas?
me: nah that blender doesn’t even wor--
*catches ed’s eye*
me: uh-- operate ..anymore.
*ed, the surgeon, starts to weep gently*
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it’s pointless to scold people for using twitter if you don’t give them a banking alternative
November 11, 2024 at 6:22 PM
it’s pointless to scold people for using twitter if you don’t give them a banking alternative