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December 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
"Old Baby" Jay Brennan

The gimmick is a mix of Fred Armisen in Broad City with Benjamin Button - the older I get, the more like a baby I act in the ring
December 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Hearing Taz pronounce "Isla Dawn" makes me miss Brooklyn so much.
December 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Oh my God. Taz and Excalibur calling dark matches on YouTube on a Tuesday. I'm so happy.
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
@raye666.bsky.social I just took an edible and don't know how IG works anymore fuckin' LISTEN: I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life, but what if next year you do like half pumpkin shit that's processed food reviews but then also like a test kitchen where you try to recreate the food properly
December 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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You call it “being estranged from your adult children” I call it “reaching the kill screen of parenting”
December 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
There is going to be fucking in the streets all over the world when that motherfucker dies.
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Hi prepper Bluesky I came into some property that includes a bunker. It’s cool - I spent a day in it hiding from civil unrest in 2020 - but it’s 80 years old and not long term nuke proof (had to hire a defense contractor to evaluate, big job, told neighbors he’s installing a ballroom)
December 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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We’re going to share it with The Atlantic on Signal. 🤡
Hegseth on the second Sept 2 strike: "Of course we're not going to release a top secret full unedited of that to the general public"
December 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
There was a brief, vague mention of a lunch in this morning's daily IT meeting. Later, my boss asked me to watch the ticketing queue at 11:30, which I was supposed to do anyway. I'm supposed to take lunch at noon, but the whole team is away until 1.

Saddest. Temp. Ever.
a reindeer is standing in a snowy field with christmas trees
ALT: a reindeer is standing in a snowy field with christmas trees
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I love seeing NHL players getting scratched for being late for meetings or practice this week. Their compressed schedule to fit the Olympics in SUCKS. It's like, yo: maybe we're ALL overworked and stressed and also have the holidays to deal with!
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Unfuckingreal.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The cartoon lizard will sell you a biopsy on TV, cool
Scalise on GOP healthcare plan: "Car insurance or your homeowners insurance - you turn on the TV, there are commercials w/ lizards & all kinds of other animals that are selling you options to get lower insurance. You don't really have that in health insurance. So we want to open up the marketplace"
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Seventeen years ago today.
Happy holidays to al who observe.
two men standing at podiums with flags behind them and a sign that says ap on it
Alt: Bush shoeing incident.
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Trump's vile post is getting a lot of attention, but the stories about what a great artist and wonderful human being Rob Reiner was are winning in a landslide.
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I wish we had normal reactions to tragedy too
December 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm almost guaranteed to die in an embarrassing or grotesque manner, but at least my dipshit kid won't be wishing me a Happy Shanksgiving.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Really struggling to let the Wet Man into my heart this Christmas.
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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a year that begins with the loss of david lynch and ends with the loss of rob reiner qualifies as a nightmare
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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I did not expect to feel this emotionally connected to rob reiner
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM