"The Etsy witch thing made things even worse, I'll gladly die on that hill." - a legit thing someone said in the Devils reddit.
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"The Etsy witch thing made things even worse, I'll gladly die on that hill." - a legit thing someone said in the Devils reddit.
*slams this photo on doctor's desk*
"THIS is what I need to look like by next summer."
"THIS is what I need to look like by next summer."
December 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
*slams this photo on doctor's desk*
"THIS is what I need to look like by next summer."
"THIS is what I need to look like by next summer."
I had my Switch lost/stolen last summer. Bought a cheap replacement on eBay that reeked of cheap cologne and was scratched all to Hell, figured I could swap the shell. I botched the repair. Rather than try again, I just bought a pristine used Switch at a reasonable price.
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I had my Switch lost/stolen last summer. Bought a cheap replacement on eBay that reeked of cheap cologne and was scratched all to Hell, figured I could swap the shell. I botched the repair. Rather than try again, I just bought a pristine used Switch at a reasonable price.
When I have spiders to count this season.
October 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When I have spiders to count this season.
He told you he'd do it.
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
He told you he'd do it.
I hate these braggadocious asswipe bears so much
October 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I hate these braggadocious asswipe bears so much
I'm leaving my Werner in the original packaging.
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I'm leaving my Werner in the original packaging.
I always had assumed they got it from Enter The Dragon.
October 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I always had assumed they got it from Enter The Dragon.
It's fine because I'm allowed to make 9/11 jokes so
September 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
It's fine because I'm allowed to make 9/11 jokes so
Using one photo already on your phone, what's the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what's the announcement tomorrow at 2?
...and he's one GB that would never hold up under conversational scrutiny or barely hot lights.
August 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
...and he's one GB that would never hold up under conversational scrutiny or barely hot lights.
The EXACT moment I fell in love.
August 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The EXACT moment I fell in love.
By the time I got there I was covered in sweat. Fuck all plans I had for today, I'm hiding in the cave from summer. I really hate this time of year passionately.
August 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
By the time I got there I was covered in sweat. Fuck all plans I had for today, I'm hiding in the cave from summer. I really hate this time of year passionately.
Been sleeping topless lately and I fucking hate it, but then I remember everyone who sacrificed it all just to make ME possible. #StrongBelwas
August 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Been sleeping topless lately and I fucking hate it, but then I remember everyone who sacrificed it all just to make ME possible. #StrongBelwas