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When we demand truth and accountability.
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Wake up babe, new Epstein just dropped.
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media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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when the light bulb was invented, they had to go around and force everyone to use it. that's how you know AI is going to be successful too
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Usually people who are still alive don't add their own name to a MEMORIAL.
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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screenwriters know the conversations at DOJ right now. “Did they mean Friday morning or Friday night and if they meant Friday night don’t I have til midnight and who reads sex files at midnight wouldn’t they rather get decently-redacted sex files on Monday I COULD BE SPENDING THIS TIME REDACTING”
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Who you got as being in the Epstein files? $20 on Brett Ratner.
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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In retrospect it was obvious that the rich overlords would demand a computer you could bully
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I feel like if they're gonna rename it the Trump-Kennedy Center, they should celebrate it with an open air cavalcade by some grassy knolls! Really tie it all together.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wait, Fran Drescher is JEWISH?!?
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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The Grinch tried to steal Christmas to make space for more Jewish and Muslim voices but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation
December 17, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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When I'm accused of naivety for thinking the world can change for the better, I use this very example.

I'm not old & in my lifetime, smoking went from absolutely everywhere, to "smoking sections", to the current reality.

It took education, new laws, & peer pressure. All of it - no silver bullet.
I lived thru the end of public smoking. Early in my career I presented to city councils who were smoking, in front of audiences who were smoking.

Smoking in restaurants, airplanes, hospitals…

All of that seems insane now, but it was very controversial when we DID change it.

We CAN change things.
It’s crazy that people used to be able to just smoke cigarettes wherever they wanted
December 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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I’m just waiting for them to all break out into Jonah Ryan’s chant of “no more math!”
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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This is. 391rd Street. Transfer for the ①, ℚ , Ϣ, and ₷ trains. The elevator is a hermeneutic circle at the center of the platform. MTA staff are available to converse allusively in Sanskrit. This an. Inaccessible. Station.
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I'm listening to TLC - What About Your Friends, and every time they sing "be low down" I say "D'Lo Brown" and I can't believe I made this amazing song even better.
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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this is like when my aunt started saying "FML" in text messages in her 60s
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Maybe I’ve been too Gen X mumbly about my concerns. But I’ll sound paranoid if I shout “THERE IS A PHYSICALLY, POLITICALLY AND MENTALLY DYING MADMAN WITH LAUNCH CODES AND NO RELIGION LYING ABOUT AN UNSUPERVISED CONSTRUCTION SITE ABOVE AN ANTIQUE NUKE PROOF BUNKER WHILE HIS SEX LIFE DECLASSIFIES”
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Yes. The bunker under the East Wing since 1945. The one you’d have to dig down to from the top to work on. The one the president spent the day in when he thought BLM might get him in 2020 and that he subsequently wanted nobody to know he was in. I’m nervous about the lack of talk about it
To save others from having to look it up:
PEOC = Presidential Emergency Operations Center
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
We sell this at the Coin. I'm gonna print this out and laminate it.
Where the Bell’s Wrestle

This graphic is real and hilarious and precious to me
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I said this when it was first announced, and now I've been proven correct: "The Young Garrison Keillor Chronicles" is not a good idea for a show.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM