@ghostrepeater.bsky.social
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"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?"
"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."
After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"
"This, too, is magic."
"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."
After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"
"This, too, is magic."
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?"
"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."
After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"
"This, too, is magic."
"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."
After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"
"This, too, is magic."
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And the boys (who weren't born yet or were about *three*) who missed the *original* He-Man room, run by the fabulous Art Nadel, would have been HORRIFIED by how female-friendly/feminist the original writing team was. (I should know. My office was down the hall. I drew the first map of Eternia.) 😏
all the dudes bitching about "woke He-Man" should watch the woke He-Man we already got like three year ago, aka the animated Kevin Smith Netflix one about A) the crushing emotional toll that toxic masculinity takes on Adam and B) a squadron of absolutely jacked ladies dominating the whole plot
January 22, 2026 at 8:46 PM
And the boys (who weren't born yet or were about *three*) who missed the *original* He-Man room, run by the fabulous Art Nadel, would have been HORRIFIED by how female-friendly/feminist the original writing team was. (I should know. My office was down the hall. I drew the first map of Eternia.) 😏
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AUSTIN ICE STORM UPDATE
January 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
AUSTIN ICE STORM UPDATE
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I can’t stop laughing at this
January 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I can’t stop laughing at this
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People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
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Business in the front, lost custody case in the back.
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Business in the front, lost custody case in the back.
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i've read enough fan fic to know that's not true
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
i've read enough fan fic to know that's not true
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I have never seen this!! The kicker is great too!!
House of Buggin' had a sketch where a West Side Story gang with coordinated outfits and dance moves encounters a real ca. 1995 gang. I would love to see the Guys and Dolls gamblers w/ their suits and moves encounter a bunch of kids gambling on their phones. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpVY...
House of Buggin' - West Side Story spoof
YouTube video by jamesababcock
www.youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I have never seen this!! The kicker is great too!!
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Good morning
Me heading into 2026
Me heading into 2026
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Good morning
Me heading into 2026
Me heading into 2026
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Someone is good.🖖
Someone has lifted the QuickTimeVR movie files from 1994's "Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive Technical Manual", upscaled them then built an in-browser replica of the ITM's "Tour" module. mijofr.github.io/st-panorama/
#StarTrek
#StarTrek
Trekorama!
360° of Star Trek
mijofr.github.io
December 31, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Someone is good.🖖
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You need to read this thread. It's long but worth it. 😂
right after my father died several of his contemporaries invited me to come speak at their churches ... they knew i was in college and wanted to help me out
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You need to read this thread. It's long but worth it. 😂
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[Spock voice] REMEMBER
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
[Spock voice] REMEMBER
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Happy Holidays from @designjunket.bsky.social and me.
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Happy Holidays from @designjunket.bsky.social and me.
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You (a fool): the perfect christmas ornament doesn't exist.
Me (wisely): ahem.
Me (wisely): ahem.
October 9, 2023 at 2:54 PM
You (a fool): the perfect christmas ornament doesn't exist.
Me (wisely): ahem.
Me (wisely): ahem.
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Kids think they invented monster fucking, but do not cite the deep magic to me, for I was there when it was written
Don’t never let these old folk try to moralize to you fam y’all have no idea how chaotically horny y’all’s parents were at 9pm on Mondays
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Kids think they invented monster fucking, but do not cite the deep magic to me, for I was there when it was written
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As I've said before. You can make anything for your Christmas tree
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
As I've said before. You can make anything for your Christmas tree
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December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Is fumigation going to be enough When It Happens, one wonders? Or are we going to have to ask the Canadians to come down for a repeat performance of 1814? :/
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Is fumigation going to be enough When It Happens, one wonders? Or are we going to have to ask the Canadians to come down for a repeat performance of 1814? :/
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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That I knew. My youth group did a parody of it. The tape is somewhere. It was hilarious.
But I don't think I loved it the way white evangelicals did. Either way, this connection makes sense! It's a very innate reaction that overrides the typical reaction but still in the realm of whiteness.
But I don't think I loved it the way white evangelicals did. Either way, this connection makes sense! It's a very innate reaction that overrides the typical reaction but still in the realm of whiteness.
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
That I knew. My youth group did a parody of it. The tape is somewhere. It was hilarious.
But I don't think I loved it the way white evangelicals did. Either way, this connection makes sense! It's a very innate reaction that overrides the typical reaction but still in the realm of whiteness.
But I don't think I loved it the way white evangelicals did. Either way, this connection makes sense! It's a very innate reaction that overrides the typical reaction but still in the realm of whiteness.
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
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Have a Cramps Christmas everyone!
From my hometown Akron, Ohio, btw.
From my hometown Akron, Ohio, btw.
Revisiting a Classic: Lux Interior’s Cassette Mixtape, ‘Jesus F*%! It’s Christmas’ | In Sheeps Clothing
Listen to a bounty of holiday heat taken from an XL-II 90 made by the Cramps.
The deeper and further you dig into the past, the weirder it gets. All the rebel energy that drives contemporary youth ...
insheepsclothinghifi.com
December 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Have a Cramps Christmas everyone!
From my hometown Akron, Ohio, btw.
From my hometown Akron, Ohio, btw.
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One of the best exchanges I’ve ever seen on social media was when Lt. Cmndr Data and Bert the Chimney Sweep got into a rumble over Angela Lansbury.
January 6, 2024 at 8:19 PM
One of the best exchanges I’ve ever seen on social media was when Lt. Cmndr Data and Bert the Chimney Sweep got into a rumble over Angela Lansbury.
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This year's unique ornament comes from a little shop in downtown Glendale called Cactus VHS. @techconnectify.bsky.social and @cathoderaydude.bsky.social would be proud
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This year's unique ornament comes from a little shop in downtown Glendale called Cactus VHS. @techconnectify.bsky.social and @cathoderaydude.bsky.social would be proud