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I've done mushrooms several times and I feel strongly that doing them around Mr Beast would be an extremely bad time
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I've done mushrooms several times and I feel strongly that doing them around Mr Beast would be an extremely bad time
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Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.
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ELON MUSK: Th- This uh a a th- this year I uh I am a a thankful, and grateful, that is, for the a a a a the a um Konami Code. You know, the. The um. Up up down down. Um. Left right up down A B, um, start. One of the classic um computer codes. And I am also thankful that I killed um a million people.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ELON MUSK: Th- This uh a a th- this year I uh I am a a thankful, and grateful, that is, for the a a a a the a um Konami Code. You know, the. The um. Up up down down. Um. Left right up down A B, um, start. One of the classic um computer codes. And I am also thankful that I killed um a million people.
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Thanksgiving dinner is usually a long, exhausting affair with endless food and boring, unfocused conversation. Skip it this year in favor of a single bowl of Soylent for the table and a lightning round where each family member pitches an idea for disrupting an established industry with AI
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Thanksgiving dinner is usually a long, exhausting affair with endless food and boring, unfocused conversation. Skip it this year in favor of a single bowl of Soylent for the table and a lightning round where each family member pitches an idea for disrupting an established industry with AI
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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Just kinda saying “Buy the crust. See the movie.” to myself
i think we're done with brand partnerships now, actually. don't need any more. pack em up
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just kinda saying “Buy the crust. See the movie.” to myself
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MR. KISSER: Welcome to my Labe-oratorium, Batman. It's too bad you won't survive my ultimate hot and heavy smooch on the mouth. It really is the KISS of death!
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
June 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MR. KISSER: Welcome to my Labe-oratorium, Batman. It's too bad you won't survive my ultimate hot and heavy smooch on the mouth. It really is the KISS of death!
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
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gotta crush these guys tbh
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
gotta crush these guys tbh
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Human paste will cure it
There is apparently a COVID-like epidemic hitting horses in the US. EHV-1.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Human paste will cure it
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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Utterly lawless
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Utterly lawless
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I think if you are somehow capable of falling in love with RFK Jr both physically and emotionally you should be sent to a supermax prison for the rest of your life
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I think if you are somehow capable of falling in love with RFK Jr both physically and emotionally you should be sent to a supermax prison for the rest of your life
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident
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Olivia Nuzzi? Livvy? The 16 year old pop sensation?
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Olivia Nuzzi? Livvy? The 16 year old pop sensation?
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Love those classic Looney Tunes? Thrill and delight as Porky Pig is flattened between two sheets of glass!
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Love those classic Looney Tunes? Thrill and delight as Porky Pig is flattened between two sheets of glass!
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I love boxing movies because when the bad guy punches hard youre like "ugh typical" and when the good guy does it you're like "good"
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I love boxing movies because when the bad guy punches hard youre like "ugh typical" and when the good guy does it you're like "good"
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Every day of his miserable life Trump is shuttled between rooms by a series of viziers who all look like a racist version of Dobby to talk to women who all got the same surgery to look like Skyrim NPCs and here comes this communist who look…he look so beautiful
everyone's talking about how bright and charming zohran must be, which is true, but then you remember the spider-brained cryptkeepers trump's surrounded himself with since '15 and realize a single smile from mamdani must have hit like barbecue spare ribs down the gullet of a 12th century peasant.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every day of his miserable life Trump is shuttled between rooms by a series of viziers who all look like a racist version of Dobby to talk to women who all got the same surgery to look like Skyrim NPCs and here comes this communist who look…he look so beautiful
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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
August 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
Sad news. MTG to retire Jan 5 2026. Does anybody want to buy a black lotus
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Sad news. MTG to retire Jan 5 2026. Does anybody want to buy a black lotus