@geebuss.bsky.social
I do pottery for self care. I like animals not so sure about people.
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Migrants to the UK tend to really LOVE this country. My aunt married my uncle in 1992 and she had to learn English, she’s been treated horribly coz she’s not white, she’s worked for decades in care for shite money and she STILL chooses to stay here and loves it.
September 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Migrants to the UK tend to really LOVE this country. My aunt married my uncle in 1992 and she had to learn English, she’s been treated horribly coz she’s not white, she’s worked for decades in care for shite money and she STILL chooses to stay here and loves it.
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Rayner is absolute class. She's been a bit silly in organising her taxes, but that's not why they hate her. They hate her because she did not know her place.
September 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Rayner is absolute class. She's been a bit silly in organising her taxes, but that's not why they hate her. They hate her because she did not know her place.
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Underrated tweet.
July 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Underrated tweet.
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🎶 three lions on a shirt
🎶 jules rimet still gleaming
🎶 thirty years of hurt
🎶 never stopped me noticing that this song came out twenty nine years ago so next year we will be as far from three lions as three lions was from the 1966 world cup
🎶 jules rimet still gleaming
🎶 thirty years of hurt
🎶 never stopped me noticing that this song came out twenty nine years ago so next year we will be as far from three lions as three lions was from the 1966 world cup
June 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
🎶 three lions on a shirt
🎶 jules rimet still gleaming
🎶 thirty years of hurt
🎶 never stopped me noticing that this song came out twenty nine years ago so next year we will be as far from three lions as three lions was from the 1966 world cup
🎶 jules rimet still gleaming
🎶 thirty years of hurt
🎶 never stopped me noticing that this song came out twenty nine years ago so next year we will be as far from three lions as three lions was from the 1966 world cup
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"IMPORTANT - PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS VERY CAREFULLY.
PLEASE DO NOT click on bit.ly/DoNotVoteGary and PLEASE DO NOT vote for him in the upcoming National Television Awards by 30th May 2025 in the ‘TV Presenter’ category. Also, PLEASE DO NOT tell others to do the same."
via Ian Almond
PLEASE DO NOT click on bit.ly/DoNotVoteGary and PLEASE DO NOT vote for him in the upcoming National Television Awards by 30th May 2025 in the ‘TV Presenter’ category. Also, PLEASE DO NOT tell others to do the same."
via Ian Almond
May 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"IMPORTANT - PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS VERY CAREFULLY.
PLEASE DO NOT click on bit.ly/DoNotVoteGary and PLEASE DO NOT vote for him in the upcoming National Television Awards by 30th May 2025 in the ‘TV Presenter’ category. Also, PLEASE DO NOT tell others to do the same."
via Ian Almond
PLEASE DO NOT click on bit.ly/DoNotVoteGary and PLEASE DO NOT vote for him in the upcoming National Television Awards by 30th May 2025 in the ‘TV Presenter’ category. Also, PLEASE DO NOT tell others to do the same."
via Ian Almond
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If you wouldn't accept "we are at risk of becoming an island of strangers" from Kemi Badenoch or Nigel Farage you probably shouldn't accept it from Keir Starmer. Don't pretzel yourself trying to explain why it's ok from the guy in the red tie.
May 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
If you wouldn't accept "we are at risk of becoming an island of strangers" from Kemi Badenoch or Nigel Farage you probably shouldn't accept it from Keir Starmer. Don't pretzel yourself trying to explain why it's ok from the guy in the red tie.
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tech bro is short for technically broken
April 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
tech bro is short for technically broken
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TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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If you are criticizing Pamela Anderson because she's 57 and no longer looks 38, fuck off. Please get the fuck away from me.
Women get shit for aging naturally or for choosing cosmetic surgery.
Patriarchy is a dick.
We owe you NOTHING!
Women get shit for aging naturally or for choosing cosmetic surgery.
Patriarchy is a dick.
We owe you NOTHING!
May 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If you are criticizing Pamela Anderson because she's 57 and no longer looks 38, fuck off. Please get the fuck away from me.
Women get shit for aging naturally or for choosing cosmetic surgery.
Patriarchy is a dick.
We owe you NOTHING!
Women get shit for aging naturally or for choosing cosmetic surgery.
Patriarchy is a dick.
We owe you NOTHING!
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Do you realize how big of a monster you have to be to make the Catholic Church look like the victim?
May 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Do you realize how big of a monster you have to be to make the Catholic Church look like the victim?
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If James Spader married Michael Mann twice then divorced him to marry George Friend, Stewart Lee, Bill Nighy, Raymond Burr and Paul Rudd before reverting back to his original double-barrelled surname, he would be Spader-Mann Spader-Mann Friend Lee Nighy Burr Rudd Spader-Mann.
May 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If James Spader married Michael Mann twice then divorced him to marry George Friend, Stewart Lee, Bill Nighy, Raymond Burr and Paul Rudd before reverting back to his original double-barrelled surname, he would be Spader-Mann Spader-Mann Friend Lee Nighy Burr Rudd Spader-Mann.
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Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribbling Thug.
May 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribbling Thug.
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“Totally not photoshopped”
May 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“Totally not photoshopped”
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Just did a fart so bad it stood as a Reform candidate.
May 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Just did a fart so bad it stood as a Reform candidate.
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i have somewhat jokingly come around to the idea that the acceptance of transness is a kind of sociological great filter. either society emerges out of it having abolished [the policing of] sex or it just collapses and leaves its people in a state of eternal paranoia and mass panic
April 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
i have somewhat jokingly come around to the idea that the acceptance of transness is a kind of sociological great filter. either society emerges out of it having abolished [the policing of] sex or it just collapses and leaves its people in a state of eternal paranoia and mass panic
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Transphobes who are obsessed with determining if strangers are transgender are called “transvestigators.” When you see that word, you know that someone is obsessed with other people’s genitals.
We used to call such people “perverts.”
We used to call such people “perverts.”
April 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Transphobes who are obsessed with determining if strangers are transgender are called “transvestigators.” When you see that word, you know that someone is obsessed with other people’s genitals.
We used to call such people “perverts.”
We used to call such people “perverts.”
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Homes Under the Hammer landlords often paint trendy black feature walls so the mould just blends in.
April 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Homes Under the Hammer landlords often paint trendy black feature walls so the mould just blends in.
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"Francis, Pope Francis, known as the Pope, very important guy, big fan of mine, he passed away. He passed away. In the Catholic church he's the main guy, met him, big fan. He said "Mr President" he said "President Donald, you are doing such great work" He loved tariffs. He passed away"
April 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
"Francis, Pope Francis, known as the Pope, very important guy, big fan of mine, he passed away. He passed away. In the Catholic church he's the main guy, met him, big fan. He said "Mr President" he said "President Donald, you are doing such great work" He loved tariffs. He passed away"
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Can you BLAME HIM?! 👇
No?
Didn’t think so. 😎✨
No?
Didn’t think so. 😎✨
April 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Can you BLAME HIM?! 👇
No?
Didn’t think so. 😎✨
No?
Didn’t think so. 😎✨
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BREAKING: Liz Kendall has declared the Pope fit for work x
April 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
BREAKING: Liz Kendall has declared the Pope fit for work x
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Just think of all the thousands of pints of John Smith's bitter being quaffed up and down Ireland this St George's Day.
April 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Just think of all the thousands of pints of John Smith's bitter being quaffed up and down Ireland this St George's Day.