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Too much time in kitchens and dish rooms. Spectrum-ish. ADHD for sure.
Maybe a bit too concerned about personal hygiene.
Maybe a bit too concerned about personal hygiene.
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“do the dew” no, i am not sticking my dick in a can of soda ever again
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“do the dew” no, i am not sticking my dick in a can of soda ever again
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
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*shakily removing glasses*
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
*shakily removing glasses*
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If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.
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Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Nobody holds me constant like Alto Shaam
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Nobody holds me constant like Alto Shaam
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The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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So when the aurora borealis is faint enough, you can capture its glow with the Milky Way 😍
Berthoud Pass, CO last night
Berthoud Pass, CO last night
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
So when the aurora borealis is faint enough, you can capture its glow with the Milky Way 😍
Berthoud Pass, CO last night
Berthoud Pass, CO last night
Hot Chocolate season is the best
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hot Chocolate season is the best
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
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This was probably not the most effective use of today's spoons but. Tasteeee
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This was probably not the most effective use of today's spoons but. Tasteeee
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I hereby apologize to Eyes Wide Shut for thinking it was hyperbolic
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I hereby apologize to Eyes Wide Shut for thinking it was hyperbolic
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Change a letter. make a singer less appealing.
Dick Jagger
Dick Jagger
Change a letter. Make a singer less appealing.
Midonna
Midonna
Change a letter. Make a singer more appealing.
Girth Brooks
Girth Brooks
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Change a letter. make a singer less appealing.
Dick Jagger
Dick Jagger
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Thomas Jefferson was 44 when he started in creeping on 14-year-old Sally Hemings. And Sally, who was enslaved, shared a father with Martha Wayles Jefferson—Tom's wife.
He's been dead literally centuries and the US refuses to reckon squarely with what this meant for definitions of American greatness
He's been dead literally centuries and the US refuses to reckon squarely with what this meant for definitions of American greatness
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Thomas Jefferson was 44 when he started in creeping on 14-year-old Sally Hemings. And Sally, who was enslaved, shared a father with Martha Wayles Jefferson—Tom's wife.
He's been dead literally centuries and the US refuses to reckon squarely with what this meant for definitions of American greatness
He's been dead literally centuries and the US refuses to reckon squarely with what this meant for definitions of American greatness
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There aren't two parties in this country. There is rich people and everyone else.
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
There aren't two parties in this country. There is rich people and everyone else.
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im sorry you had to see me kung fu fighting
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
im sorry you had to see me kung fu fighting
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Unfortunately, all the people I vowed to prove wrong by succeeding have stopped paying attention to me.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Unfortunately, all the people I vowed to prove wrong by succeeding have stopped paying attention to me.
At least I’m not a piece of shit
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
At least I’m not a piece of shit
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snuggling in blankets, going to bed,
visions of imprisonments filling my head
visions of imprisonments filling my head
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
snuggling in blankets, going to bed,
visions of imprisonments filling my head
visions of imprisonments filling my head
SSRI's kinda suck - especially when you really need relief but your partner can't quite get you there no matter how hard they try. At least she's a happy customer even if we're both exhausted 😂
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
SSRI's kinda suck - especially when you really need relief but your partner can't quite get you there no matter how hard they try. At least she's a happy customer even if we're both exhausted 😂
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