FumblyPrimate
@fumblyprimate.bsky.social
Even more weather-beaten, overgrown and definitely ramshackle.
Occasionally NSFW
He/him
Occasionally NSFW
He/him
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The National Trust is really pushing the limits of what email filters will let through…
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The National Trust is really pushing the limits of what email filters will let through…
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We (trans safety network) met with Cass during her research on the Cass review and explained how clearly ridiculous it would be to try and bring haircuts and self expression under the authority of being a "medical intervention".
She went away from that meeting and produced this crap anyway.
She went away from that meeting and produced this crap anyway.
Anyone who had genuine concerns about youth gender medicine would staunchly and wholeheartedly support social transition. Let kids explore their identities to see what works for them!
The fact that this movement opposes even pronouns and haircuts shows that it's just bigotry all the way down.
The fact that this movement opposes even pronouns and haircuts shows that it's just bigotry all the way down.
This draft guidance reproduces Cass insisting that clinicians must be involved in decisions about *social transition* which actually should be none of their damn business
They take the line that this "non-directive" intervention should force things to be "keeping options open and flexible"...
They take the line that this "non-directive" intervention should force things to be "keeping options open and flexible"...
February 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
We (trans safety network) met with Cass during her research on the Cass review and explained how clearly ridiculous it would be to try and bring haircuts and self expression under the authority of being a "medical intervention".
She went away from that meeting and produced this crap anyway.
She went away from that meeting and produced this crap anyway.
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Indeco IFP28X pulverizer with googly eyes.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Indeco IFP28X pulverizer with googly eyes.
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Day 10 of my #FebruaryPhotoFest #FebPhotoFest and an interesting seat focusedandfilthy.com/2026/02/10/b...
Birthday Seat - Focused and Filthy
For my birthday last year my wonderful husband booked a few hours in a local dungeon. It happened to be the hottest day of the year but the downstairs section was cool and dark and this particular cha...
focusedandfilthy.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Day 10 of my #FebruaryPhotoFest #FebPhotoFest and an interesting seat focusedandfilthy.com/2026/02/10/b...
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Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
February 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
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God forbid a girl has a hobby
![r/relationship_advice u/ElvisAaron • 2h
My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina “talk” to me and will not stop.
Relationships
She’s amazing. Cute, funny, emotionally self-aware, great communication skills, everything I’ve ever wanted. She is also quirky and dorky, which is new for me but I enjoy it (after a lifetime of dating “bad bitches” I will now forever endorse dating dorks) —except this one thing. She thinks its incredibly funny to manipulate her vagina and provide a voice for it.
I will be just minding my own business, playing vidya or working on my laptop or whatever and then boom. “HEY HANDSOME HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! ARE YOU HUNGRY?! I BOUGHT CHEEZ-ITS!!”
There she is, dress hiked up, no panties, both hands gripping her vulva a foot from my head and making her lips talk to me in this horrible high-pitched Grover-esque muppet voice.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreib36trbgxs2ks5uhehvsnrw7rurbjn2potvhgs6fvrb3r36ymrl6u@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
God forbid a girl has a hobby
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Please read & share this excellent account. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/fe...
Amna A. Akbar | In South Minneapolis
ICE have gone from wearing tactical army gear to Midwestern civilian garb; I have even seen photos of agents in...
www.lrb.co.uk
February 11, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Please read & share this excellent account. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/fe...
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This is Ladybird. She's politely requesting butt pats. Will accept them for as long as you're willing to provide them. Could be days. Weeks even. 13/10 (TT: christina.stamper5)
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
This is Ladybird. She's politely requesting butt pats. Will accept them for as long as you're willing to provide them. Could be days. Weeks even. 13/10 (TT: christina.stamper5)
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Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
February 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
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they pissed off the WeRateDogs guy enough from him to break character to directly tell them off, that's genuinely impressive levels of being an asshole
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
they pissed off the WeRateDogs guy enough from him to break character to directly tell them off, that's genuinely impressive levels of being an asshole
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Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.
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Paddington gently taking Morgan McSweeney by the hand, leading him to the afterlife
McSweeney screaming, I’m not dead, trying to break free
Paddington’s grip tightens further, the more McSweeney struggles
Paddington does not make mistakes
Once he has your hand, your time on Earth is up
McSweeney screaming, I’m not dead, trying to break free
Paddington’s grip tightens further, the more McSweeney struggles
Paddington does not make mistakes
Once he has your hand, your time on Earth is up
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Paddington gently taking Morgan McSweeney by the hand, leading him to the afterlife
McSweeney screaming, I’m not dead, trying to break free
Paddington’s grip tightens further, the more McSweeney struggles
Paddington does not make mistakes
Once he has your hand, your time on Earth is up
McSweeney screaming, I’m not dead, trying to break free
Paddington’s grip tightens further, the more McSweeney struggles
Paddington does not make mistakes
Once he has your hand, your time on Earth is up
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Kids can't hang out in parks. They can't hang out at the mall. They don't have 3rd spaces because no one wants kids around and then we are surprised when they rely on SM for connection.
If you take that away, what do they have left?
If you take that away, what do they have left?
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
The impacts of locking under 16 yos from their social media networks are now beginning to bite for those young people who relied on them for social connection
The impacts of locking under 16 yos from their social media networks are now beginning to bite for those young people who relied on them for social connection
‘I’ve lost my friends’: advocacy groups warn Australia’s social media ban risks isolating kids with disabilities
Despite the ban’s aim to protect young people, experts are concerned that those in marginalised communities or living with disabilities could lose vital support networks
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Kids can't hang out in parks. They can't hang out at the mall. They don't have 3rd spaces because no one wants kids around and then we are surprised when they rely on SM for connection.
If you take that away, what do they have left?
If you take that away, what do they have left?
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
February 8, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
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Filmed using a GonadPro.
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Filmed using a GonadPro.
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sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
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@eyebright.bsky.social
Saw these and thought of you
Saw these and thought of you
February 7, 2026 at 2:03 PM
@eyebright.bsky.social
Saw these and thought of you
Saw these and thought of you
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when you say “duhh ai writing is good actually” you’re the yellow guy. this is u
March 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
when you say “duhh ai writing is good actually” you’re the yellow guy. this is u