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James Moran
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📝 Screenwriter
🎬 Severance, Cockneys Vs Zombies, Tower Block
📺 Doctor Who, Torchwood, Spooks, Crusoe, Crossing Lines, Eve, Dave Spud, & more
👋 He/him

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Introduction pinned post! I'm mostly a screenwriter, wrote the movies Severance, Cockneys Vs Zombies, Tower Block, and TV episodes of Doctor Who, Torchwood, Spooks, Primeval, Crossing Lines, Dave Spud, and more. Several Doctor Who audios for Big Finish, with more on the way, and 3 Commando comics.
It happened. It finally happened. One of the old cables I keep in a drawer today turned out to be one we urgently needed for something. TODAY IS MY DAY
a man in a black suit is sitting in a chair and pointing at something
ALT: a man in a black suit is sitting in a chair and pointing at something
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December 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Me, when any of you mention your cat without paying the cat tax and showing us a photo:
an elderly man is sitting in a chair and talking to someone .
ALT: an elderly man is sitting in a chair and talking to someone .
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December 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Randomly remembering the little kid at a Bluey theatre show a couple of years ago who kept yelling “WHERE’S BLUEY? WHERE’S BLUEY? WHERE’S BLUEY?” until Bluey finally appeared and he happily roared “BLUEYYYYYYY!” I hope wherever he is, he’s living his best life.
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Seen a lot of people I like argue with idiots here this morning, so this is a Christmas message imploring you not to do that. The best outcome is that you win an argument with an idiot. That is a waste of time. The other outcomes are worse. Just block them, sing another carol, have a wee sherry 🎅🏻🎄🎁
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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For your collective delectation this holiday season:
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)

loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): an incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy
Gather round the fire, everyone, and let me tell you a story. It has everything you could want in a Christmas blockbuster: superheroes and villains, a car crash, children singing, a mystery to solv…
loreandordure.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
THE EASTENDERS CHRISTMAS ANNUAL JUST DROPPED:
Here it is, my big #EastEnders catch-up thread for people who only see it when they go home for Christmas with the family. Allow me to get you all caught up on the goings-on in Albert Square in its most explosive week of the year! KEEP THIS BY YOUR SIDE AT ALL TIMES.
December 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries: why do I only ever have marmalade on toast at hotel buffet breakfasts, even though I love it, but never have it anywhere else?
December 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.

"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
December 18, 2023 at 10:16 AM
I just can’t believe the news about Rob and Michele Reiner, it’s just too awful and sad. Rob’s work is woven throughout my entire life. It’s too big a loss.
December 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Loved him in Titanic
December 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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CAN YOU SOLVE THE MURDER… AGAIN?? The news is out, announced in today's Publisher's Lunch email:
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Wicked: The Whole Bloody Affair, is this anything
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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You know I have a new book out, but know what I also have? A book SALE!

All my Virtue #ShifterRomance box sets are $2.99 for 3 days only! #paranormalromance #kindlesale #booksky

OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS: books2read.com/owl-zc&store=amazon

Virtue Shifters box sets: www.amazon.de/-/en/dp/B0F3...
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I'm relaunching Dominion of the Fallen in the US with @awfulagent.bsky.social
Magnificent covers by @fringe-element.net
Deliciously gothic atmosphere, queer characters from across the world, and high intrigue--in a Paris wrecked by magical cataclysms
March 10th, 2026!

awfulagent.com/ebooks/the-h...
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Your regular reminder: m.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5...
It's okay to not like things
YouTube video by 8O8X
m.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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SHAME on everyone who has pushed and paid for this. You are not feminists. You are not allies. You KNOWINGLY work with ultra-conservative and far right organisations. SHAME on you.

Also, your daughters think you’re shitheads.
The Women's Institute has been forced into excluding trans women too
"Not doing so would leave us at risk of costly legal challenge and potential regulatory action from the Charity Commission. We have a public duty to ensure our charity is not in breach of the law."
www.thewi.org.uk/media-centre...
Press Releases
www.thewi.org.uk
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Why hasn’t Dua Lipa released a custom craft ale called Dual IPA? Leaving money on the table, mate.
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Blocking everyone who posts those idiotic fake movie “facts” like “this movie scene was completely improvised! ActorName just did this random thing and everyone went with it!” Some things are always ad libbed, but not EVERY bloody scene, gah. THIS IS MY HILL
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Just noticed that Channel 4 has Anna and the Apocalypse available for free. It's the Scottish Christmas zombie musical comedy you didn't know you needed. It's seriously fun.

youtu.be/dfWIfwKJ7vA?...
ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE Official Trailer (2018)
YouTube video by Orion Pictures
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November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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semi-regular reminder to gaze upon Bob Peck's thighs in JURASSIC PARK

Look
LOOK AT THEM
February 6, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM