FumblyPrimate
@fumblyprimate.bsky.social
Even more weather-beaten, overgrown and definitely ramshackle.
Occasionally NSFW
He/him
Occasionally NSFW
He/him
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You ask the public do they like hunting?
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You ask the public do they like hunting?
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
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This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)
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“The younger generation is the most ecologically informed ever."
They are also “the most emotionally involved in [nature loss], have contributed the least to [its] causing, and are going to suffer most as a result.”
The power of rewilding to transform our own lives, as well as nature.
They are also “the most emotionally involved in [nature loss], have contributed the least to [its] causing, and are going to suffer most as a result.”
The power of rewilding to transform our own lives, as well as nature.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
“The younger generation is the most ecologically informed ever."
They are also “the most emotionally involved in [nature loss], have contributed the least to [its] causing, and are going to suffer most as a result.”
The power of rewilding to transform our own lives, as well as nature.
They are also “the most emotionally involved in [nature loss], have contributed the least to [its] causing, and are going to suffer most as a result.”
The power of rewilding to transform our own lives, as well as nature.
Oh, we have been☺️
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Oh, we have been☺️
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I mean, it goes without saying😂
(but that’s a completely different gif)
(but that’s a completely different gif)
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I mean, it goes without saying😂
(but that’s a completely different gif)
(but that’s a completely different gif)
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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I believe they prefer to be called Americans
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always remember: Terry Pratchett said trans rights
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
always remember: Terry Pratchett said trans rights
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Remembrance
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Remembrance
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[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
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🎶"... Someone to hear your prayers, he's filled with air."🎶
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
🎶"... Someone to hear your prayers, he's filled with air."🎶
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I enjoy how Rosie Holt shifted to playing a Labour MP and didn't have to change character at all.
I'm using the word "enjoy" incredibly loosely here.
I'm using the word "enjoy" incredibly loosely here.
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I enjoy how Rosie Holt shifted to playing a Labour MP and didn't have to change character at all.
I'm using the word "enjoy" incredibly loosely here.
I'm using the word "enjoy" incredibly loosely here.
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I would put it like this. Minority communities and the majority of the majority community have integrated v.well. However, a significant minority of the majority community and a significant majority of the political class are stubbornly refusing to integrate, and that is where the real problem lies.
Fundamentally, the UK is a massive success story on integration and most of the anxiety around it from the right should be treated as in insincere concern trolling it actually is.
Remember integration? That thing voters "really, really" care about? Where's that in the latest plans?
My column:
My column:
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I would put it like this. Minority communities and the majority of the majority community have integrated v.well. However, a significant minority of the majority community and a significant majority of the political class are stubbornly refusing to integrate, and that is where the real problem lies.
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Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic
'“I said I hope it is a good party,” said Galder, loudly.
AT THE MOMENT IT IS, said Death levelly. I THINK IT MIGHT GO DOWNHILL VERY QUICKLY AT MIDNIGHT.
“Why?”
THAT’S WHEN THEY THINK I’LL BE TAKING MY MASK OFF.”'
'“I said I hope it is a good party,” said Galder, loudly.
AT THE MOMENT IT IS, said Death levelly. I THINK IT MIGHT GO DOWNHILL VERY QUICKLY AT MIDNIGHT.
“Why?”
THAT’S WHEN THEY THINK I’LL BE TAKING MY MASK OFF.”'
Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic
'“I said I hope it is a good party,” said Galder, loudly.
AT THE MOMENT IT IS, said Death levelly. I THINK IT MIGHT GO DOWNHILL VERY QUICKLY AT MIDNIGHT.
“Why?”
THAT’S WHEN THEY THINK I’LL BE TAKING MY MASK OFF.”'
'“I said I hope it is a good party,” said Galder, loudly.
AT THE MOMENT IT IS, said Death levelly. I THINK IT MIGHT GO DOWNHILL VERY QUICKLY AT MIDNIGHT.
“Why?”
THAT’S WHEN THEY THINK I’LL BE TAKING MY MASK OFF.”'
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Today is Trans Awareness Week *and* International Men's Day, so it's really the perfect time to subscribe to my newsletter where I (a trans man) write about gender and masculinity.
www.genderbent.co.uk
www.genderbent.co.uk
Genderbent
Exploring gender, transmasculinity & mental illness
www.genderbent.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Today is Trans Awareness Week *and* International Men's Day, so it's really the perfect time to subscribe to my newsletter where I (a trans man) write about gender and masculinity.
www.genderbent.co.uk
www.genderbent.co.uk
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two characters one actor has played: thread
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
two characters one actor has played: thread
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A Government of cowards.
Rather than tackle inequality - they've gone for pensioners, disabled people and now it's people fleeing war and persecution.
They can't get away with this.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Rather than tackle inequality - they've gone for pensioners, disabled people and now it's people fleeing war and persecution.
They can't get away with this.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A Government of cowards.
Rather than tackle inequality - they've gone for pensioners, disabled people and now it's people fleeing war and persecution.
They can't get away with this.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Rather than tackle inequality - they've gone for pensioners, disabled people and now it's people fleeing war and persecution.
They can't get away with this.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)