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FumblyPrimate
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Even more weather-beaten, overgrown and definitely ramshackle.
Occasionally NSFW
He/him
Can you surreptitiously extricate her when he goes for a piss.

You’d be doing her a favour.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Glad it’s not just me😁
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I’ve ended up going to therapy for this very reason.

Trying to see things from all angles to be ‘fair’

Tying myself in knots.

And I can see the therapists eyes roll at not elevating my needs.
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Nice hat, you wear it well😁
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Once art is released into the world, the audience makes it what it is.

I can only apologise to Geoff for upsetting him.

Sorry Geoff, but it was good😁
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I have empirical evidence to prove him wrong.
He just doesn’t want to think about my evidence gathering.
His problem, not mine😁
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Public Enemy No1 😁
a man wearing a hat says dont believe the hype
Alt: a man wearing a hat says dont believe the hype That man is Flava Flav
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Look forward to being hauled up for working from home as I’ll soon be office-less or hot desking on a number of remote sites.

Think my private use will pale by comparison.

There are neutron stars out there less dense
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Awesome view!
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
A good earworm. I have a few of his on my playlist.

Was also the grumpiest gig I ever went to. Him and The Fall on the same billing😂
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
You say good morning, I say goodnight.

Have a great day😁
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’d leave it another week, just to make sure it’s ripe😁
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM