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Frank Humungus
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Dancing while the palaces burn.
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if you told 17 year old me how thoroughly, world-historically vindicated ICP would be within a couple decades...
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Former House speaker / Trump adviser newt Gingrich, saying on the record what we’d heard so much on background from those others:

“Look at the rage on the left. It doesn’t sound like a victory party to me. All you have to do is look at the reaction on the left to figure out who won this shutdown…”
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Is Marty McFly horribly inbred? His great great grandparents are CLEARLY the ancestors of his own mother and father, and these people have clearly been living in the same small town for 100 years.
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Dealer: alright everyone ante up

Chuck Schumer: I fold

Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet

Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I thought, "This is sad." Until I saw it was posted at 1:20 in the morning and thought, "This is PATHETICALLY sad." (And if someone looks at you like that, it may be the last thing you ever see.)
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
And for bonus points, they get absolutely nothing in return. Brilliant!
If true, it validates the GOP strategy: refuse to negotiate; send the House on vacation for 7 weeks; illegally starve SNAP recipients; & fire federal workers. And it puts blame for the shutdown on Dems, because it shows the GOP was right when they said Dems could unilaterally end it. Total disaster.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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sorry i mean
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I wouldn’t say “absolutely isn’t,” but I believe everyone from Trump, Miller, and Noem down to ICE administrative staff belong in prison, and I seriously doubt anyone will be held fully accountable beyond *maybe* a handful of sacrificial lamb agents.
I know the idea that ICE and BP will be prosecuted en mass is comforting but it absolutely isn’t going to happen. If you actually care about this issue you should be more serious about it.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My home for the next 3 weeks minimum. I don’t post much personal stuff here, but I have AML Leukemia that absolutely would have killed me already without modern medicine. Now I’m in for a bone marrow transplant that has a good chance of fixing me for good if it doesn’t kill me first. Wheeeee!
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.
April 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.”
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
So you were shot at, but no one was hit, and the shooter got away clean, huh? Yeah, I don’t believe you.
Bovino went into popular Carniceria Aguascalientes in heart of Little Village.
“They said they were just here to buy something,” said Elizabeth Gutierrez. “I told them we wouldn’t serve them and escorted them out. Bovino seemed upset, but I don’t care.” www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/08/c...
Shots fired at immigration agents in Little Village as residents confront Bovino, Border Patrol, authorities say
Community members once again confronted a convoy of Border Patrol agents led by Cmdr. Gregory Bovino as it moved through Chicago’s South Side neighborhoods.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Everyone involved in this belongs in prison. From Trump, Miller, and Noem to administrative staff in an ICE office somewhere who have knowledge of what they’re working in support of.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I don’t even have words for this.

One of the 2 guys responsible for this mass death wants a peace prize and the other wants $1trillion to be a bad CEO.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From @mluckovichajc)
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This should be played as a generic campaign ad in every commercial break on every network leading up to both elections.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Christ.
Loevy plays a video of a woman's arrest. Hewson says the woman was "assaultive" because she kicked a can of tear gas that had been deployed.

Loevy: "When you tear gas somebody … and they try to kick the tear gas canister away from them, that's assaulting?"

Hewson: "Yes."
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM