Frank Humungus
@frankhumungus.bsky.social
Dancing while the palaces burn.
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lol this rocks
taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
lol this rocks
taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
“Old man yells at cloud” is great work if you can get it.
People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
“Old man yells at cloud” is great work if you can get it.
Say what you will about our emerging techno dystopia, I have a super computer in my pocket that lets me make this in 5 minutes.
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Say what you will about our emerging techno dystopia, I have a super computer in my pocket that lets me make this in 5 minutes.
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“I can’t wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense” is lowkey hilarious
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“I can’t wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense” is lowkey hilarious
I believe this is the best ranking list I’ve ever seen. I’d do some reshuffling of 5, 6, and 7, but there is usually at least one entry on these that I find completely offensive, and, well, not here.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I believe this is the best ranking list I’ve ever seen. I’d do some reshuffling of 5, 6, and 7, but there is usually at least one entry on these that I find completely offensive, and, well, not here.
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Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
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*Ron Howard voiceover*
It wasn’t.
It wasn’t.
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
*Ron Howard voiceover*
It wasn’t.
It wasn’t.
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"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."
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If NBC News is saying this shit it really really makes it that much harder to pretend there's any audience on Twitter whatsoever. The 9 real humans left on that platform just farting in the same room over and over just constant Dutch ovens
X's new location transparency feature shows that a slew of MAGA-branded accounts are apparently based outside the U.S., and also stirred speculative outrage over where the Department of Homeland Security account was created.
X's new location transparency feature unleashes questions about origins of MAGA accounts
The function, which shows that a slew of MAGA-branded accounts are apparently based outside the U.S., also stirred speculative outrage over where the Department of Homeland Security account was created.
nbcnews.to
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
If NBC News is saying this shit it really really makes it that much harder to pretend there's any audience on Twitter whatsoever. The 9 real humans left on that platform just farting in the same room over and over just constant Dutch ovens
Sorry to break it to you, but if you hate half of the population of a country, you hate the country.
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Sorry to break it to you, but if you hate half of the population of a country, you hate the country.
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A mother and her 15 year old autistic son are reunited after nearly 50 days apart.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A mother and her 15 year old autistic son are reunited after nearly 50 days apart.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
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if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
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"Putin has destroyed his country’s civilian economy and sacrificed the lives of more than 1 million Russians to achieve these goals – so far without success."
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Steve Witkoff’s peace plan for Ukraine is to hand victory to Putin | The Observer
observer.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Putin has destroyed his country’s civilian economy and sacrificed the lives of more than 1 million Russians to achieve these goals – so far without success."
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Nailed it. The modern age of digital colonizers is in full swing.
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Nailed it. The modern age of digital colonizers is in full swing.
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Mark Zuckerberg is profoundly evil. This has been incredibly obvious for a very long time
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Mark Zuckerberg is profoundly evil. This has been incredibly obvious for a very long time
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wild considering most sex workers I know have had at least one of their accounts yeeted for the crime of existing
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
wild considering most sex workers I know have had at least one of their accounts yeeted for the crime of existing
Elon finally decided to check out Bluesky, and I’m only the 33rd person he decided to follow.
Very legit.
Such honor.
Wow.
Very legit.
Such honor.
Wow.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Elon finally decided to check out Bluesky, and I’m only the 33rd person he decided to follow.
Very legit.
Such honor.
Wow.
Very legit.
Such honor.
Wow.
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Sam Neill, call you agent, we've got the wacky biopic for you.
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Sam Neill, call you agent, we've got the wacky biopic for you.
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I’ll take “Things Mike Johnson Didn’t See” for $500 Alex
President insists his word is the one and only law in this land.
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’ll take “Things Mike Johnson Didn’t See” for $500 Alex
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In a massive backlash against MAGA fascism, Democrats have now swept school board elections in Pennsylvania, Texas and Ohio and defeating all terrorist Moms For Liberty candidates in the process. Much more of this please, we have a democracy to rescue. 💙👊
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
In a massive backlash against MAGA fascism, Democrats have now swept school board elections in Pennsylvania, Texas and Ohio and defeating all terrorist Moms For Liberty candidates in the process. Much more of this please, we have a democracy to rescue. 💙👊
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Unreal
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Unreal
And why do they have such ill fitting clothes?
Why do they all stand so weird? Are they like flexing under there to look tough? I really don’t know what explains this pattern of unnatural poses from conservative men.
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
And why do they have such ill fitting clothes?