Rob Gordon
@forgottenboy.bsky.social
Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons...
Wu-Tang is for the children!
Wu-Tang is for the children!
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I may or may not be Antifa, but today I’m definitely Anti-FIFA. 😏😅
December 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I may or may not be Antifa, but today I’m definitely Anti-FIFA. 😏😅
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also if you run a cool publication and like my writing, please hit me up, I am EXTREMELY open to assignments right now!!!
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
also if you run a cool publication and like my writing, please hit me up, I am EXTREMELY open to assignments right now!!!
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if you’re in Philadelphia and are in need of any help building, growing, harvesting, lifting, or moving anything, please let me know!!
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
if you’re in Philadelphia and are in need of any help building, growing, harvesting, lifting, or moving anything, please let me know!!
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The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips
The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies,
www.whitehouse.gov
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
The new Lego Shockwave is pretty freeking cool
Dad asked what LEGO set I want for Christmas and now I’m shopping again 🙃🙃🙃
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The new Lego Shockwave is pretty freeking cool
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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Why isn’t Alex Jones telling me that the two National Guard personnel were crisis actors?
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Why isn’t Alex Jones telling me that the two National Guard personnel were crisis actors?
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They didn’t put a little crowd in front of Post Malone because no one wanted hepatitis
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
They didn’t put a little crowd in front of Post Malone because no one wanted hepatitis
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100 bucks he had Grok create this tweet
“thanksgiving food is amazing” said with the panache of a visitor from outer space
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
100 bucks he had Grok create this tweet
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
An @theonion.com classic…
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
An @theonion.com classic…
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Happy Thanksgiving! May your turkeys be easy to spot!
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! May your turkeys be easy to spot!
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Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/
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If I was one of the 6 I’d tell the FBI I’d meet with them if:
1. It’s televised
2. After Reps Jordan, Loudermilk, Gosar, Greene, Biggs and Perry testify under oath on live tv about their involvement in planning and participating in January 6th w/out pleading the 5th
1. It’s televised
2. After Reps Jordan, Loudermilk, Gosar, Greene, Biggs and Perry testify under oath on live tv about their involvement in planning and participating in January 6th w/out pleading the 5th
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If I was one of the 6 I’d tell the FBI I’d meet with them if:
1. It’s televised
2. After Reps Jordan, Loudermilk, Gosar, Greene, Biggs and Perry testify under oath on live tv about their involvement in planning and participating in January 6th w/out pleading the 5th
1. It’s televised
2. After Reps Jordan, Loudermilk, Gosar, Greene, Biggs and Perry testify under oath on live tv about their involvement in planning and participating in January 6th w/out pleading the 5th
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
If you’ve ever listened to the director’s commentary on Star Wars The Last Jedi you know that @rianjohnson.bsky.social is a fan. He put a Zork coin in R2
The Zork games have been properly open sourced with the MIT license 😍 opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2025/11...
These were some of the first computer games I ever played back on our IBM 8086 PC. So many good memories.
These were some of the first computer games I ever played back on our IBM 8086 PC. So many good memories.
Preserving code that shaped generations: Zork I, II, and III go Open Source
Microsoft’s Open Source Programs Office (OSPO), Team Xbox, and Activision are making Zork I, Zork II, and Zork III available under the MIT License.
opensource.microsoft.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 AM
If you’ve ever listened to the director’s commentary on Star Wars The Last Jedi you know that @rianjohnson.bsky.social is a fan. He put a Zork coin in R2
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what if Trump thought that he was Lin Manuel Miranda
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
what if Trump thought that he was Lin Manuel Miranda
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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i know someone else who is ”extremely controversial” and whom “a lot of people don’t ike”
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i know someone else who is ”extremely controversial” and whom “a lot of people don’t ike”
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Sometimes I glance at YouTube and there's a video about Doctor Who, Star Trek, etc., that's like "breaking news! a thing happened!"
And then instead of watching a 30 minute video I go and look for text-based sites that can tell me in three sentences what the thing that happened was.
And then instead of watching a 30 minute video I go and look for text-based sites that can tell me in three sentences what the thing that happened was.
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Sometimes I glance at YouTube and there's a video about Doctor Who, Star Trek, etc., that's like "breaking news! a thing happened!"
And then instead of watching a 30 minute video I go and look for text-based sites that can tell me in three sentences what the thing that happened was.
And then instead of watching a 30 minute video I go and look for text-based sites that can tell me in three sentences what the thing that happened was.
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In a perfect world ten thousand techno songs would already be using this as a sample
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
In a perfect world ten thousand techno songs would already be using this as a sample
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
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Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
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Imagine being named Elizabeth Holmes and going into fraud instead of becoming a consulting detective. Couldn’t have been me.
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Imagine being named Elizabeth Holmes and going into fraud instead of becoming a consulting detective. Couldn’t have been me.