Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike
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Electrical Engineer. In a hate/love relationship with the Padres. K-pop, Star Wars, Sports with a dash of politics. From San Diego. #IU is Queen
There's always next WBC
February 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
There's always next WBC
Dont read into this. Padres most likely checked in to see if his market collapsed and maybe submitted a bid that was like 2 years at 20M/y with an optout after year 1 and an 8M buyout
@JonHeyman tweeted
For a pitcher with alleged flaws, Framber Valdez sure was popular. The Padres showed late interest. The Jays were in, and yes, so were the Twins. The Orioles stayed in. But the Tigers, whose manager AJ Hinch perhaps knew him best, showed they were most interested.
For a pitcher with alleged flaws, Framber Valdez sure was popular. The Padres showed late interest. The Jays were in, and yes, so were the Twins. The Orioles stayed in. But the Tigers, whose manager AJ Hinch perhaps knew him best, showed they were most interested.
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Dont read into this. Padres most likely checked in to see if his market collapsed and maybe submitted a bid that was like 2 years at 20M/y with an optout after year 1 and an 8M buyout
What's the point of getting an appointment for the DMV when you're still waiting an hour after checking in and are 10 numbers away from yours where your letter is hardly getting called.
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
What's the point of getting an appointment for the DMV when you're still waiting an hour after checking in and are 10 numbers away from yours where your letter is hardly getting called.
He's a bench bat who only gets DH starts vs LHP. But he's going to find himself playing everyday and tanking any value he could have had, isn't he?
"Perfect platoon for Sheets"
(He's played 7 total games at 1st across 9 years)
(He's played 7 total games at 1st across 9 years)
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
He's a bench bat who only gets DH starts vs LHP. But he's going to find himself playing everyday and tanking any value he could have had, isn't he?
"Perfect platoon for Sheets"
(He's played 7 total games at 1st across 9 years)
(He's played 7 total games at 1st across 9 years)
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
"Perfect platoon for Sheets"
(He's played 7 total games at 1st across 9 years)
(He's played 7 total games at 1st across 9 years)
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Sheel has dismissed her lawsuit against the Seidler brothers. It’s with prejudice which means it can’t be refiled later. Looks like a settlement was reached.
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Sheel has dismissed her lawsuit against the Seidler brothers. It’s with prejudice which means it can’t be refiled later. Looks like a settlement was reached.
Very much enjoying the spin MLB writers are putting on for why Arraez picked SF
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Very much enjoying the spin MLB writers are putting on for why Arraez picked SF
Elon Musk stars in The Most Pathetic Man Alive (also probably a pedo)
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Elon Musk stars in The Most Pathetic Man Alive (also probably a pedo)
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It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.
Trump's Fed chair pick named in Epstein files just hours after his nomination
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.According to The New Republic, "Warsh’s name appears to be on an emailed list of guests to 'St. Barth’s Christm...
bit.ly
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
Get these fuckers outta here!
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Get these fuckers outta here!
Padres dont leak unless you're a fan on social media.
Acee and Woods both are told "eh it's cloudy"
Meanwhile since the announcement there's never been clarification of if whole or part of the team is for sale.
With Acee and Woods(B&W) comments, feels like the latter
Acee and Woods both are told "eh it's cloudy"
Meanwhile since the announcement there's never been clarification of if whole or part of the team is for sale.
With Acee and Woods(B&W) comments, feels like the latter
January 29, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Padres dont leak unless you're a fan on social media.
Acee and Woods both are told "eh it's cloudy"
Meanwhile since the announcement there's never been clarification of if whole or part of the team is for sale.
With Acee and Woods(B&W) comments, feels like the latter
Acee and Woods both are told "eh it's cloudy"
Meanwhile since the announcement there's never been clarification of if whole or part of the team is for sale.
With Acee and Woods(B&W) comments, feels like the latter
Catching up on the morning show and Tatis is a statue player who i am confident will not have a statue
January 29, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Catching up on the morning show and Tatis is a statue player who i am confident will not have a statue
To a certain extent you have to appreciate just how incredibly dumb our players are
not content with breaking his own foot with a kettle ball, joe musgrove had his team mates throw them at each other while barefoot on the beach today lmao
January 29, 2026 at 3:35 PM
To a certain extent you have to appreciate just how incredibly dumb our players are
Urban renewal discourse is so fun. You get someone from New York talking about Chicago needing to take out a whole section of light industrial and make it all mixed-used. Calling it "prime real estate" when it's sandwiched between a freeway and BSNF's rail yard (hence the light industry)
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Urban renewal discourse is so fun. You get someone from New York talking about Chicago needing to take out a whole section of light industrial and make it all mixed-used. Calling it "prime real estate" when it's sandwiched between a freeway and BSNF's rail yard (hence the light industry)
IMO calling the FO cheap is inaccurate, they've just allocated all their resources to fill out most of their roster. The real problem is they allocated all those resources poorly placing a majority of it into players who dont care about winning a ring and building nothing behind those resources.
listening to @johngennaro.com and it’s hard not to wonder what the core of this team thinks of our suddenly cheap FO
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 AM
IMO calling the FO cheap is inaccurate, they've just allocated all their resources to fill out most of their roster. The real problem is they allocated all those resources poorly placing a majority of it into players who dont care about winning a ring and building nothing behind those resources.
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Today in Magazine Covers That Go Hard
Wow.
The front page of tomorrow’s Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.
The front page of tomorrow’s Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.
January 28, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Today in Magazine Covers That Go Hard
It's getting to the point that multiple professional amd "professional" sport accounts are having to practically beg him to get a contract but all they are able to come up with is "We know his limitations, but he doesnt strike out!".
It's very enjoyable for now
It's very enjoyable for now
it's petty but i am very much enjoying luis arraez having no market (with the caveat of if his prove it deal is with the padres i will be furious)
January 27, 2026 at 11:08 PM
It's getting to the point that multiple professional amd "professional" sport accounts are having to practically beg him to get a contract but all they are able to come up with is "We know his limitations, but he doesnt strike out!".
It's very enjoyable for now
It's very enjoyable for now
Biggest kpop regret (currently) is missing the entirety of AOA being active
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Biggest kpop regret (currently) is missing the entirety of AOA being active
It's really noticeable how fucked our country is when, since the start of this administration, Thomas Massie has been acting more like a Democrat than the actual Democrats
January 25, 2026 at 7:24 PM
It's really noticeable how fucked our country is when, since the start of this administration, Thomas Massie has been acting more like a Democrat than the actual Democrats
Wife: if you dont want to do this thing thats okay
Me: always does the thing even if I dont want too
Wife (tonight): you want to do this thing?
Me: no
Wife: *gets pissed*
Me: always does the thing even if I dont want too
Wife (tonight): you want to do this thing?
Me: no
Wife: *gets pissed*
a bald man with a mustache wearing a suit and tie is making a funny face .
ALT: a bald man with a mustache wearing a suit and tie is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Wife: if you dont want to do this thing thats okay
Me: always does the thing even if I dont want too
Wife (tonight): you want to do this thing?
Me: no
Wife: *gets pissed*
Me: always does the thing even if I dont want too
Wife (tonight): you want to do this thing?
Me: no
Wife: *gets pissed*
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
Name and pic explains it all
January 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Name and pic explains it all
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ICE just murdered another person in Minneapolis. It’s time to shut this entire country down.
January 24, 2026 at 3:43 PM
ICE just murdered another person in Minneapolis. It’s time to shut this entire country down.