fightgeek
@fightgeek.bsky.social
i wander around outside and hang out with dogs mostly
Pinned
fightgeek
@fightgeek.bsky.social
· Oct 12
a walkable city. also, bears
Reposted by fightgeek
People should wear poison control labels announcing their toxic traits
December 17, 2024 at 2:55 PM
People should wear poison control labels announcing their toxic traits
Reposted by fightgeek
The need to be seen and the horror of being seen all at the same time.
December 17, 2024 at 2:51 AM
The need to be seen and the horror of being seen all at the same time.
Reposted by fightgeek
so what if moo deng shot a CEO
December 17, 2024 at 5:12 PM
so what if moo deng shot a CEO
Reposted by fightgeek
Cool LED headlights can i look at them with my hammer
December 17, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Cool LED headlights can i look at them with my hammer
Reposted by fightgeek
When we want to feel fancy we practice saying Cabernet Sauvignon
November 27, 2024 at 10:47 PM
When we want to feel fancy we practice saying Cabernet Sauvignon
Reposted by fightgeek
birds shit, pee, & give birth thru a combined opening that’s why a birdie is called a hole-in-one i guess idk im not tiger fucken woods
November 26, 2024 at 2:00 PM
birds shit, pee, & give birth thru a combined opening that’s why a birdie is called a hole-in-one i guess idk im not tiger fucken woods
Reposted by fightgeek
I knew a guy who did 300 sit-ups a day and read poetry aloud in Harvard Square. He’s gone now. The point is, you do you.
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I knew a guy who did 300 sit-ups a day and read poetry aloud in Harvard Square. He’s gone now. The point is, you do you.
Reposted by fightgeek
Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?
I'm a legend on the Internet?
Please step out of the vehicle.
I'm a legend on the Internet?
Please step out of the vehicle.
November 18, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?
I'm a legend on the Internet?
Please step out of the vehicle.
I'm a legend on the Internet?
Please step out of the vehicle.
Reposted by fightgeek
This place is like a college dormitory.
There’s always someone up.
And always someone fucked up.
There’s always someone up.
And always someone fucked up.
November 21, 2024 at 1:48 PM
This place is like a college dormitory.
There’s always someone up.
And always someone fucked up.
There’s always someone up.
And always someone fucked up.
Reposted by fightgeek
Being blackmailed for how much I got in diary etiquette: no cute tiny locks or writing in code or mysterious initials, it just all sits laid out on the bed like the outfit for the first day of secrets
September 30, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Being blackmailed for how much I got in diary etiquette: no cute tiny locks or writing in code or mysterious initials, it just all sits laid out on the bed like the outfit for the first day of secrets
Reposted by fightgeek
i pause in the middle of the street fight, only to eat a handful of candy corn and then return to fighting, noticeably more powerful
September 30, 2024 at 9:06 PM
i pause in the middle of the street fight, only to eat a handful of candy corn and then return to fighting, noticeably more powerful
Reposted by fightgeek
A heaven with everyone watching down on us seems more like hell.
June 24, 2024 at 5:25 PM
A heaven with everyone watching down on us seems more like hell.
Reposted by fightgeek
Not watching the game with the boys tonight because I get too rowdy
April 24, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Not watching the game with the boys tonight because I get too rowdy
Reposted by fightgeek
I hate to disappoint, I'm really good at it though
February 7, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I hate to disappoint, I'm really good at it though
Reposted by fightgeek
War on Christmas? Ffs i am losing a fist fight to Christmas outside a Kohl’s right now
December 23, 2023 at 7:41 PM
War on Christmas? Ffs i am losing a fist fight to Christmas outside a Kohl’s right now
Reposted by fightgeek
Strange. It's not like people on social media to leap to conclusions.
December 23, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Strange. It's not like people on social media to leap to conclusions.
Reposted by fightgeek
A paycheck, a rent's due, and a blowing it all on the third wheel of responsibility pinball machine walk into a bar
October 28, 2023 at 5:43 PM
A paycheck, a rent's due, and a blowing it all on the third wheel of responsibility pinball machine walk into a bar
Reposted by fightgeek
You texted me back a thumbs up. I thought we were friends.
October 24, 2023 at 9:11 PM
You texted me back a thumbs up. I thought we were friends.
Reposted by fightgeek
I walked up to an old motor home parked along the street and ordered an al pastor burrito and a Pepsi. They said "This isn't a food truck. This is where we live."
October 24, 2023 at 1:06 PM
I walked up to an old motor home parked along the street and ordered an al pastor burrito and a Pepsi. They said "This isn't a food truck. This is where we live."
Reposted by fightgeek
It's pretty weird getting mad at people for not being smart.
October 24, 2023 at 6:55 PM
It's pretty weird getting mad at people for not being smart.
Reposted by fightgeek
Alls I know is when I finally die it better be over something cool. Like rabies, lightning, or a tidal wave.
October 24, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Alls I know is when I finally die it better be over something cool. Like rabies, lightning, or a tidal wave.
Reposted by fightgeek
I don’t trust the fuckin government, mainly because I’m certain they have the magic potion to make dogs live forever, but they don’t wanna give it to us for free.
October 24, 2023 at 6:21 PM
I don’t trust the fuckin government, mainly because I’m certain they have the magic potion to make dogs live forever, but they don’t wanna give it to us for free.