Sunshine
@5un5hin3.bsky.social
Dutchess 🇨🇦
Smarmy
Facetious
Give me double entendres
Smarmy
Facetious
Give me double entendres
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Sometimes you write the letter and send it instead of burning it.
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Sometimes you write the letter and send it instead of burning it.
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I think it’s funny when people are like your kid is 18 they can be on their own. Have you seen the world? Nah, my kids will always have me.
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I think it’s funny when people are like your kid is 18 they can be on their own. Have you seen the world? Nah, my kids will always have me.
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Neither January nor February but a secret more catatonic third thing
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Neither January nor February but a secret more catatonic third thing
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If paying taxes involves stealing those little butter patties wrapped in foil at an early bird special count me in
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 PM
If paying taxes involves stealing those little butter patties wrapped in foil at an early bird special count me in
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We’ve secretly sewn Peter pan’s shadow to the groundhog’s feet this morning. Let’s see what happens
February 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
We’ve secretly sewn Peter pan’s shadow to the groundhog’s feet this morning. Let’s see what happens
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Happy 1st of second January to all who celebrate
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Happy 1st of second January to all who celebrate
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Them: What’s bsky like?
Me: It’s like if a butthole, a pizza, someone’s pets
and depression walked into
a bar
Me: It’s like if a butthole, a pizza, someone’s pets
and depression walked into
a bar
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Them: What’s bsky like?
Me: It’s like if a butthole, a pizza, someone’s pets
and depression walked into
a bar
Me: It’s like if a butthole, a pizza, someone’s pets
and depression walked into
a bar
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*seductively recedes into the nothingness
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
*seductively recedes into the nothingness
Had an afternoon date, it went well & now idk which man I like more.
How do people do this?
I haven’t had a real date with a genuine man in at least 9 years so both these fellas being awesome is a nice surprise
How do people do this?
I haven’t had a real date with a genuine man in at least 9 years so both these fellas being awesome is a nice surprise
February 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Had an afternoon date, it went well & now idk which man I like more.
How do people do this?
I haven’t had a real date with a genuine man in at least 9 years so both these fellas being awesome is a nice surprise
How do people do this?
I haven’t had a real date with a genuine man in at least 9 years so both these fellas being awesome is a nice surprise
Some lyrics people relate to are maddening because what do you mean you didn’t mean to hurt me, you knew you were & you chose to keep doing it
February 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Some lyrics people relate to are maddening because what do you mean you didn’t mean to hurt me, you knew you were & you chose to keep doing it
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take some vitamin D you sun deficient piece of shit
February 1, 2026 at 7:58 AM
take some vitamin D you sun deficient piece of shit
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I have a feeling that just because the calendar says February has fewer days that it's not going to feel like it does.
February 1, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I have a feeling that just because the calendar says February has fewer days that it's not going to feel like it does.
Spending $8k on Vet visits from Jan-Feb wasn’t on my Bingo card for this year but I’d do anything for my sweet bb girl
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Spending $8k on Vet visits from Jan-Feb wasn’t on my Bingo card for this year but I’d do anything for my sweet bb girl
It’s super sad in a pathetic way when people say “OMG” when you speak the truth about them 👀
a man in a purple shirt is making a face
ALT: a man in a purple shirt is making a face
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February 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
It’s super sad in a pathetic way when people say “OMG” when you speak the truth about them 👀
Saw a troll with black hair while I was out, Ew.
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Saw a troll with black hair while I was out, Ew.
One date down, 2 more tomorrow.
There aren’t enough days in a weekend.
There aren’t enough days in a weekend.
February 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
One date down, 2 more tomorrow.
There aren’t enough days in a weekend.
There aren’t enough days in a weekend.
Asked out on 3 dates this weekend and my immune system said “hell no, we’re sick”
January 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Asked out on 3 dates this weekend and my immune system said “hell no, we’re sick”
Even a full body hydrocolloid patch can’t get all the gunk out of Trump
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Even a full body hydrocolloid patch can’t get all the gunk out of Trump
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Redoing my resume in all emojis in an attempt to stay relevant
January 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Redoing my resume in all emojis in an attempt to stay relevant
I made cod for dinner.
Smells like your mom in here.
Smells like your mom in here.
January 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I made cod for dinner.
Smells like your mom in here.
Smells like your mom in here.
One time a man put my dildo in his mouth to see if he could handle a dick.
We both knew he could without that test.
We both knew he could without that test.
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
One time a man put my dildo in his mouth to see if he could handle a dick.
We both knew he could without that test.
We both knew he could without that test.
I got a burnt corn chip in my bag of Costco Dippers and now I can’t trust anything
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I got a burnt corn chip in my bag of Costco Dippers and now I can’t trust anything
All this hate is because I picked out all of the grape ones from the Welch’s Fruit Snacks
January 15, 2026 at 4:05 AM
All this hate is because I picked out all of the grape ones from the Welch’s Fruit Snacks
All that’s needed to stop I.C.E is Zambonis in the streets
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
All that’s needed to stop I.C.E is Zambonis in the streets
Dating prerequisite: must have teeth
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Dating prerequisite: must have teeth