Sunshine
@5un5hin3.bsky.social
Dutchess 🇨🇦
Smarmy
Facetious
Give me double entendres
Smarmy
Facetious
Give me double entendres
Wow, that joke flopped like your sweat
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Wow, that joke flopped like your sweat
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Feelings: the original malware.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Feelings: the original malware.
My skin smells like sweet pineapple & honey melon.
My hair smells like peach & grapefruit so ya, I am fruity
My hair smells like peach & grapefruit so ya, I am fruity
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My skin smells like sweet pineapple & honey melon.
My hair smells like peach & grapefruit so ya, I am fruity
My hair smells like peach & grapefruit so ya, I am fruity
If the paper lady was going to call me & the cab driver a liar she should have made sure the video footage didn’t match our statements 🤡
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If the paper lady was going to call me & the cab driver a liar she should have made sure the video footage didn’t match our statements 🤡
The new hair is hair-ing
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The new hair is hair-ing
Oof.
Say your friends don’t like you without saying your friends don’t like you.
They didn’t reply to your bday invite for 7 years 🙃🤣😆🤡
Say your friends don’t like you without saying your friends don’t like you.
They didn’t reply to your bday invite for 7 years 🙃🤣😆🤡
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oof.
Say your friends don’t like you without saying your friends don’t like you.
They didn’t reply to your bday invite for 7 years 🙃🤣😆🤡
Say your friends don’t like you without saying your friends don’t like you.
They didn’t reply to your bday invite for 7 years 🙃🤣😆🤡
Ex: you’re stupid
Me: you’re proof
Me: you’re proof
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ex: you’re stupid
Me: you’re proof
Me: you’re proof
Checked my email.
Won a free guilt trip
Won a free guilt trip
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Checked my email.
Won a free guilt trip
Won a free guilt trip
I think I woke my bestie up at 5am.
Neither of us regret it 🥰
Neither of us regret it 🥰
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think I woke my bestie up at 5am.
Neither of us regret it 🥰
Neither of us regret it 🥰
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the early worm: fuck this
June 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
the early worm: fuck this
Wool socks on cuz I’m playing in water outside while it’s -1°C
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Wool socks on cuz I’m playing in water outside while it’s -1°C
Beautiful, brisk morning 🥰
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Beautiful, brisk morning 🥰
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a bucket list is setting a goal
a fuck it list is letting it go
a fuck it list is letting it go
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
a bucket list is setting a goal
a fuck it list is letting it go
a fuck it list is letting it go
A comedy set but it’s just me doing the voices I’ve assigned to each of my cats
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A comedy set but it’s just me doing the voices I’ve assigned to each of my cats
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Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
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we will not be mourning that warmongerer
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
we will not be mourning that warmongerer
Like my neighbours ex wife my ear infection has switched sides
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Like my neighbours ex wife my ear infection has switched sides
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Joke's on you, Dick Cheney has been dead inside for decades.
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Joke's on you, Dick Cheney has been dead inside for decades.
Like a street sweeping machine that gets all the leaves out of the gutter so the storm drains can drain…
I’m having a regular coffee today
I’m having a regular coffee today
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Like a street sweeping machine that gets all the leaves out of the gutter so the storm drains can drain…
I’m having a regular coffee today
I’m having a regular coffee today
Now days you have to break the ice on a first date by telling the guy you aren’t looking for a roommate.
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Now days you have to break the ice on a first date by telling the guy you aren’t looking for a roommate.
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This one was a little “old” for trick or treating
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This one was a little “old” for trick or treating
