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Sunshine
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Dutchess 🇨🇦
Smarmy
Facetious
Give me double entendres
Asked out on 3 dates this weekend and my immune system said “hell no, we’re sick”
January 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Even a full body hydrocolloid patch can’t get all the gunk out of Trump
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Redoing my resume in all emojis in an attempt to stay relevant
January 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I made cod for dinner.

Smells like your mom in here.
January 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
One time a man put my dildo in his mouth to see if he could handle a dick.
We both knew he could without that test.
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I got a burnt corn chip in my bag of Costco Dippers and now I can’t trust anything
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
All this hate is because I picked out all of the grape ones from the Welch’s Fruit Snacks
January 15, 2026 at 4:05 AM
All that’s needed to stop I.C.E is Zambonis in the streets
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Dating prerequisite: must have teeth
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Picking up the boys Silverado on Monday. Watching him get his dream truck is pretty nifty
January 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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Sometimes you just need to lose your shit
January 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Netflix and every soldier & government official refuse to carry out his orders?
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Got a new drivers license photo done today, should be fun.
I purposely scowled cuz they only said I couldn’t smile.
December 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I got the best surprise visit today ☺️
Now I get to hang out with my oldest 2 kids tonight.

Gonna snuggle in, watch some movies & eat some snacky snacks
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Merry Christmas indeed ☺️🥰
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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I remember when everyone's mum started using margarine in the 80s.
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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You put the ic in rhetoric
December 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Being in charge of me is exhausting.
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
For the love of God, will someone just take Trump to Sherwin-Williams and get him a proper colour match?
December 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT.

Thought you should know 🤷‍♀️
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My great aunt haunting me but just because she had one last gift for me 🥺
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
All my years complaining about the lack of SnapBack hats has finally paid off
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Watched an NHL game on TV while I was at an OHL game

*adds great at multitasking to resume
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM