caked up katayama-sensei
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caked up katayama-sensei
@ffxivkanade.bsky.social
that's why I use cutproof gloves with mine (and even the potato peeler)
I was at the ER the night before Thanksgiving/early hours of Thanksgiving last year with a family member, and we overheard two doctors call that block of time "The Night of the Mandolines" due to the sheer number of sharps injuries during meal prep.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️

also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
and here I was thinking that spider-man was going to be the epitome of how they're making way too many ub/sl sets to the point where it's clear that they don't have the resources any more to handle such an absurd release schedule
We care a lot about the worlds we get to celebrate, and Secret Lair x Monster Hunter didn’t quite come together the way it should have. We hear you, so we’re heading back to the drawing board to rework this Superdrop. More to come.

magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
getting those "itch delisted our game without telling us (er actually we forgot to ever make it available for download on itch)" vibes now lol

www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
steam has inconsistent policies yadda yadda but the most baffling part of this (to both me and the creators) is that steam said the reason was "sexual content involving a minor" when there are no scenes like that in the game???
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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fuck
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Isaac Chotiner: you’re a cool and handsome guy with no flaws and you could never be tripped up by a nerd ass journalist asking you “tricky” questions

Me: that’s correct Isaac Chotiner
September 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I always am fascinated by about the point the articles makes about how you could change a kid's entire life trajectory forever with the right classic book or album, but meanwhile you try that with a retro game they'll look at you like you have two heads
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
trying to remember games that have popularity/acclaim from streaming/let's plays/lore vids/~content creation~/etc because if people actually played them they'd realize how much they suck to play. iirc stuff like psychonauts, shenmue, vtmb bloodlines, others?
"you have not played the game unless you've played the game" is one of my more annoying but unshakable opinions
the whole "don't play the game, just watch a video on youtube that will explain its story to you" is so disheartening because the issue of accessibility is genuinely really important but it's always just people who want to be spoon-fed nicely quantifiable information
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Close enough, welcome back Endwalker Grapes
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
ffx-2 not cracking 50% kinda makes it clear just how much of "rpg dialog" is just the specified exposition fairy(s) explaining systems, lore, tutorials, etc. to the player

(similarly the later slide contrasting ff with horizon would support this to me since now it's aloy doing the barks nonstop)
The proportion of female to male dialogue in Final Fantasy. #advx25
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
like yeah i mean OF COURSE gmail is "reading your mail", how else would it do stuff like apply the spam filters

(and along with the original post, lol ofc at all the "well it might not be true, but even so it Says A Lot About Society that i thought it could be true" lol)
The gmail smart features thing turns out to be nothing.

Look, guys, you need to not overreact when nothing is actually happening because that just proves our opponents right when they say that we're just dumbasses who don't understand technology.
Looks like the article has been updated to suggest maybe they misread the policy.

I see people complaining that this also disabled their spam filters, though I still see new messages showing up in spam so it's still working fine for me after disabling things.
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
this has been an issue for a looooooong time, and isn't an adult content issue. anything that could remotely sound like a AML issue would cause them to flag your account www.bbc.com/news/uk-engl...
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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come on man.
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours
May 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM