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MPLS; They/them; 36; OSDD
🐍Human-shaped
💙Living absurdist
🏮73 Shades of Vermilion Smiles
🗨 Future founder of The Blank Page
🐍Human-shaped
💙Living absurdist
🏮73 Shades of Vermilion Smiles
🗨 Future founder of The Blank Page
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the maddening cruelty of sitting in your chair and feeling the pneumatic tube holding it up failing at 1mm a minute until you're basically sitting on the fucking floor.
WHO EVER NEEDS TO LOWER THE HEIGHT OF THEIR CHAIR TO FISHER-PRICE PLAYHOUSE CHAIR HEIGHT WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LIFE
WHO EVER NEEDS TO LOWER THE HEIGHT OF THEIR CHAIR TO FISHER-PRICE PLAYHOUSE CHAIR HEIGHT WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LIFE
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me at 17: I can't let anyone find out that I like Matchbox Twenty. that would be so embarrassing
me in my 30's:
me in my 30's:
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
me at 17: I can't let anyone find out that I like Matchbox Twenty. that would be so embarrassing
me in my 30's:
me in my 30's:
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
Gunpla. It's all gunpla. Give me more gunpla.
everything is bonkers right now and we need a timeline cleanse. let’s play a game. if I handed you a blank check but you could ONLY spend it on an Advent calendar, what absurdly pricy collection of little treats are you buying yourself?
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Gunpla. It's all gunpla. Give me more gunpla.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
"making fun of someone for having "khive" in their bio is racist"
yeah no, fuck that. that is some of the most block-able dogshit on this app, and that's really saying something.
yeah no, fuck that. that is some of the most block-able dogshit on this app, and that's really saying something.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"making fun of someone for having "khive" in their bio is racist"
yeah no, fuck that. that is some of the most block-able dogshit on this app, and that's really saying something.
yeah no, fuck that. that is some of the most block-able dogshit on this app, and that's really saying something.
now there's an idea, two birds with one healthy stone
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
now there's an idea, two birds with one healthy stone
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
hey so at what point do the Really Bad Things start, i got a birthday coming up, man
the thing that upsets me about this the most is that Dems had all the momentum, republicans were reeling, and we were getting intra-GOP fighting over the filibuster, all while voters were blaming republicans for their incompetence
this destroys all of this. just a total gut punch
this destroys all of this. just a total gut punch
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
hey so at what point do the Really Bad Things start, i got a birthday coming up, man
could write a nine page dissertation on why i fucking hate adam carolla specifically
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
could write a nine page dissertation on why i fucking hate adam carolla specifically
Schmuck Schumer is such a fucking belly-up dumb baby that he forced Matthew Yglesias into a position that even he was forced to make a correct observation about electoral politics.
I want that to sink in.
I want that to sink in.
This seems significant
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Schmuck Schumer is such a fucking belly-up dumb baby that he forced Matthew Yglesias into a position that even he was forced to make a correct observation about electoral politics.
I want that to sink in.
I want that to sink in.
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Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
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Last night my uncle passed away and the nurses put his heartbeat in a little bottle for my aunt to keep 🥺
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Last night my uncle passed away and the nurses put his heartbeat in a little bottle for my aunt to keep 🥺
the maddening cruelty of sitting in your chair and feeling the pneumatic tube holding it up failing at 1mm a minute until you're basically sitting on the fucking floor.
WHO EVER NEEDS TO LOWER THE HEIGHT OF THEIR CHAIR TO FISHER-PRICE PLAYHOUSE CHAIR HEIGHT WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LIFE
WHO EVER NEEDS TO LOWER THE HEIGHT OF THEIR CHAIR TO FISHER-PRICE PLAYHOUSE CHAIR HEIGHT WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LIFE
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
the maddening cruelty of sitting in your chair and feeling the pneumatic tube holding it up failing at 1mm a minute until you're basically sitting on the fucking floor.
WHO EVER NEEDS TO LOWER THE HEIGHT OF THEIR CHAIR TO FISHER-PRICE PLAYHOUSE CHAIR HEIGHT WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LIFE
WHO EVER NEEDS TO LOWER THE HEIGHT OF THEIR CHAIR TO FISHER-PRICE PLAYHOUSE CHAIR HEIGHT WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LIFE
wait for the moral panic over the 'social contagion' of DID. its coming soon to a dystopia near you!
why is the us government keeping tabs on traumatized children?
oh
i know why
trauma causes splits
ppl w split personalities are easy to control if you know how
oh
i know why
trauma causes splits
ppl w split personalities are easy to control if you know how
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
wait for the moral panic over the 'social contagion' of DID. its coming soon to a dystopia near you!
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In my view the best writer out there doing his thing. It won’t cheer you up but it does make you feel less alone
"'How long can the world go on with no new word from God?' And it's this idea of the absent God. Which is not new. We all think about that every second of our day right? If you're like me. Where the fuck is God?" www.welcometohellworld.com/you-have-to-...
You have to believe that things can get better
After only a few days on the road I am fucking beat dude. This shit is a young man's game. Not just touring but everything.
I had an absolutely lovely time in D.C. and Philly meeting so many of you t...
www.welcometohellworld.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
In my view the best writer out there doing his thing. It won’t cheer you up but it does make you feel less alone
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Lots of hard, shitty lessons being learned from this presidency. And one of the many I hope you're learning is, white supremacy is incompatible with reality, and cannot exist without historical revisionism.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Lots of hard, shitty lessons being learned from this presidency. And one of the many I hope you're learning is, white supremacy is incompatible with reality, and cannot exist without historical revisionism.
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that's like when my cat bites me a little bit
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
that's like when my cat bites me a little bit
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November 8, 2025 at 7:57 AM
they literally put the phrase "fiscally conservative, socially liberal" into a chatGPT blender. that philosophy died like two decades ago when its friends and family died in the desert for a lie.
Unreal. Both the Democratic "Moderate Party" candidates quoted here lost by 8 points while the most important city in the country, one county over, elected a Muslim socialist immigrant for mayor
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
they literally put the phrase "fiscally conservative, socially liberal" into a chatGPT blender. that philosophy died like two decades ago when its friends and family died in the desert for a lie.
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It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.
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Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
DNA scientist James Watson has a remarkably long history of sexist, racist public comments
“People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty,” he said in 2003. “I think it would be great.”
www.vox.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!