Have you ever once thought to yourself: "Would Brianna be glad that I'm invoking her name to promote phone pouches as the solution to her brutal stabbing?"

You're either the dumbest cunt on planet earth, or a willfully-obtuse heartless monster. Pick one and then fuck off into obscurity.

what type of radioactive media diet does one have to have to get to that point that guy is at

that is the most inviting guard rail i've ever seen

Brianna was not murdered by a phone. She was murdered with knives by two 15-year-old kids who grew up in the toxic atmosphere of British society, fed by the media and government.

We know this because phones are not capable of penetrating human skin 28 times, across her head, neck, chest, and back.

what the fuck is wrong with you people!? this is fucking disgusting, what are you gonna do for the next trans hate crime, use the dead's name to make an initiative so all students get a lollipop?

forreal this problem is babytown frolics for anybody with even a cursory knowledge of, say, comic history. trust your audience to know 'this is a different story', what a dingus lol

did you miss the sword of damoclese that was forcing them to nuke the filibuster?

every now and then i erroneously lose faith in the internet because of all the *gestures wildly at everything*, but then i see Good Works like this and my soul rehydrates a little bit

as long as I can do the Tokyo Decadence dance for 17 minutes before winding myself

my monocle just just shot off like a firework, yowza

I have been saying this forever. It's like imagine having an entire fifth limb sticking out of your torso, and it's just a parasitic appendix filled with fluid and bones and hair. That's the senate.

i heard that on casual geographic the other day

He *gets* ALL of this. He's a fucking monster, we are way past giving him this doddering old man benefit of the doubt shit. We need to stop doing that for all these old, cruel bastards.

Fuck you you old bitch

I bet *you're* in the fucking Epstein files

He's not spineless, he's putting his whole spine into complicity. He's wearing a fucking party city scooby doo villain mask at this point.